Hey, I got reviews! Lots of them! Yay!
Sami-Err, I don't like incest, so I'm not putting it in my stories. Well, technically Noah and Mokuba are stepbrothers, but they're not blood-related…so it's not really incest. My bro is 12 by the way. He turns 13 soon though. Thanks for reviewing!
Miss Zoe- Thanks, glad you like it! Well, about updating…I'm REALLY SLOW. My average updating rate is every two weeks OO. Yes, I know. Takes awhile to think up of a good episode and then type it and deal with the occasional stupidity of the story processor stuff…and I'm a real busy girl. I'll try my best though!
Kiwigrl89-You put it in favorites??? Me so happy!! ::hugs::
smilez4ever-Yes, Seto is a slut, ahaha. Hmm, not sure about a Joey/Kaiba pairing. Maybe. Keep reading—Joey's coming soon.
Krista123-LOL I get completely freaked out reactions like yours a lot! It's soap-opera-ish enough? Really?? Thanks!
Dark Kaze Ryuu-What the…Claws..Dragon? Hmm, must be a split personality. Glad you like the fanfic!
Oh yes, good news! I happen to already have thought up of the next two episodes. I just need to type them. They might be up next weekend(1/22)...maybe. I have to work on a four-major grade essay that same weekend, so we'll see how it goes. Sorry I'm so slow! But quality is better than quantity when it comes to fanfictions!
Episode 8:
-complete stunned silence-
-5 minutes pass-
Noah:...
Mokuba:...
Yami: -- ::appears rather unmoved::
-10 minutes pass-
--Mokuba draws in breath for the first time in 10 minutes--
--Noah has not moved--
-20 minutes pass-
Mokuba: N...noah?
--Noah has still not moved--
-30 minutes pass-
Yami: Look, I'm going to go check on Kaiba now.
Mokuba: Um...ok...
--Noah may have blinked--
-40 minutes pass-
Noah: Oh, ahahaha! Good joke, good joke! We can all stand a good laugh now and then, right? ::forced laughter::
Mokuba: I wish it was, Noah...but I think Yami's serious.
Noah: C'mon, Mokuba, do you REALLY believe that your stupid-idiotic-imbecile-moron-crackhead-of-a-brother's boyfriend is actually right? Think about it, how could I possibly get that stupid-idiotic-imbecile-moron-crackhead pregnant, of all things??
Mokuba: Well, where were you last night?
Noah: Wasn't I..um.."having fun"...with you?
Mokuba: NO! YOU NEVER SHOWED UP! I STAYED UP TILL 2:00 IN THE MORNING FOR YOU! I MISSED WATCHING NEW HAMTARO EPISODES FOR YOU!!!
Noah: But...but...whose cute butt did I massage last night?
Mokuba: >gasp OO
Noah: Oh...no...
Mokuba: How...how could you?? ::tears begin to well up::
Noah: Mokuba, please...don't be irrational..I'm sure we can straighten this out...
Mokuba: ::sniff:: NO! There's NOTHING to straighten out! You know, you meant something to me! You were important to me! But apparently I mean nothing to you, nothing!! NOTHING AT ALL!! ::bursts into tears::
Noah: No, that's not true! Mokuba, please...::tries to hug Mokuba::
Mokuba: SHUT UP, YOU LIAR! >slaps Noah...HARD
--the earth may have stopped rotating for a moment--
Noah:...
Mokuba: >angrily We...are...OVER. ::heads out the door::
WHAM! -door slams shut-
Noah: ::tenderly touches where Mokuba slapped him::...Mokuba...
-----Meanwhile, back in Kaiba's homemade doctor's clinic-----
Kaiba: ::groans:: Ergh...
Yami: Kaiba? Are you alright? ::rushes to Kaiba's bedside::
Kaiba: Yes, I'm fine. ::yawns:: That stupid doctor stabbed me with anesthetic, didn't he? I wish I didn't make such a fuss about the weight gain...but really, 10-20 pounds?!? How am I supposed to fit into my stylishly seductive slim clothes???
Yami: Kaiba, darling, you KNOW you get your clothes custom-made, even your underwear. Besides, that extra weight can be useful if it goes to the right place...::naughtily rubs Kaiba's beautifully bootilicious "right place"::
Kaiba: ::giggles:: Oh, Yami...you're soOoOo bad...::grabs Yami's head and presses his lips against Yami's with no mercy::
--Kaiba and Yami nearly suck the life energy out of each other, and have grabbed and groped so many inappropriate places that they are running out of them--
Kaiba: ::kisses Yami's cheek:: Mmm...Yami?
Yugi: ::continues to nibble Kaiba's neck:: Mmm?
Kaiba: Where's the doctor? ::kisses Yami's other cheek::
Yami: Oh, he passed out when Pegasus strangled him...::has moved onto Kaiba's shoulder::
Kaiba: That idiot...sometimes he just can't control his emotions...you didn't tell him the truth, right? And how's the rest of them? ::tenderly nibbles Yami's hair::
Yami: Nah, Pegasus doesn't know. And I made up some crap about Noah being the father...hmph, I think they actually took it...they're just not as smart as you, my sweetheart...::massages Kaiba's lower neck with his lips::
Kaiba: HA! Noah! As if that would happen...
Yami: Mmm...::continues to caress Kaiba::
DUM DUM DA DUM!!!