Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King or I would be rich bi… ahh you know where I'm going with this.

First off I would like to thank all the reviewers who took their precious time out to review my story. Without you guys I would be sitting around all day looking at Pokemon, since they cut my cable off, instead of writing this pointless tale about piss. Now on to the story.

Last time, we saw our hero Horo almost get arrested, almost get shot, almost get hit by a car, almost use an unsanitary restroom, and most horrifically almost piss on himself. Aw yeah it's now 1:23, seven more minutes to meet the gang at the park. Now we join our story in progress.

"If I don't get to the park soon, Pilika's going to kill me", said Horo looking up at his spirit Kororo. After running around for a few minutes, finally saw his prize; a portapotty just few yards ahead. Horo was so happy the minute he saw that portapotty. He started jumping, skipping, even did a flip. He ran to the potty with a big grin on his face. As he was starting to unzip his shorts, while running to it, a weird thing happened.

"KABOOOM"!

The portapotty exploded. Shit and piss started to rain down on the street, while the remains of the portapotty lie buckled and burning. Horo fell down to his knees crying, while looking at portapotty burn.

"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED", cried out HoroHoro.

Just then a group of three teenage boys came out laughing.

"That was so cool" blurted out the teenager with black spiky hair.

"What else should we blow up with this dynamite?" Asked the teenager with short purple hair.

"Noooooooooo", cried out Horo as he heard the conversation. He got up and started running and yelling.

" Dude, what's his problem?" asked the teenager with long black hair, puzzled by the behavior of Horo.

"I don't know. He's probably high. Hey I got an idea let's go get high too. I got the weed at my house."

"YEAH", shouted out the teenage boys as they were giving each other high fives. Horo, meanwhile, was still running before he stopped right in front of the park. "The park. The park has a restroom." exclaimed Horo, as he ran in. As soon as he ran in, he saw a sign showing the directions to the restroom. The minute he saw the sign, he had a big grin on his face again, triumphantly running to the restroom. This time Horo was gonna get a chance to pee, and this time his heart would be broken again. As he ran to the restroom, he noticed a few trucks a round the park restroom. Tubes ran out the restroom into the septic sewerage trucks. Horo ran up to a man outside the restroom asking him.

"What's going on here?"

"We have to clean stools in this restroom"

"Will I be able to use the restroom soon."

"Not for a while kid. But there are portapotty on the other side of the park" said the man.

Disappointed, Horo started walking to the other side of the park. As he was walking, he saw boy with a pitcher of lemonade, pouring it into the cup of a little girls. He started to notice that the lemonade being poured into the girls cup looked a lot like …..piss. How it trickled out all yellow and stuff.

This made Horo so upset, that he took a rock and threw it at the boy. The rock missed the boy, but instead it hit the boy's older brother. "Hey!" shouted out the older brother to Horo, after he realized it was him who threw the rock. Horo soon took off and the older brother was off after him. Horo soon found a wall and hid up against it. After standing there for a while, he couldn't see the older brother running after him, Horo turned around and realized he was hiding up against a of portapotty. Giddy as hell, Horo quickly opened the door to the portapotty, and revealed who was in the portapotty and what they were doing. It was Elly of the Lily Five making out with the older brother.

"Horo!" screamed Elly, pulling down her skirt.

"Elly!" shouted Horo.

"You!" angrily yelled the older brother. He quickly leapt off of Elly, and started chasing Horo once again. Horo, still having to use the restroom, quickly left the older brother in the dust. He stopped in front of a baseball field where a game was being held. He could hear the coach yelling out his substitutions, "Matsui, you're coming out, Keitaro you're in."

"You're in, urine, they sound too much a like." said Horo thinking about pissing. To make matters worst now his stomach started hurting. Now he had to do a number two. "Aww man, if I don't use it soon, I'll go crazy." He started running around in circles, holding his crotch, before he saw a ball and kicked it in the street. The ball ended up rolling in front of an on coming truck that happened to be carrying portapotties. The truck swerved to avoid the ball but almost rolled over and had lost a portapotty. The portapotty came off the truck and rolled over in front of Horo. This was the chance Horo was waiting for all day. With a big smile on his face he went into the portapotty and spent the next forty minutes in there. When he came out he was jumping, skipping, even did a flip before he looked at his watch and realized he was way past late. Suddenly he heard a voice calling his name, "hey Horo over here." He ran down a hill and saw the gang, all at the playground. Yoh and Manta were on the swings, Ren was sitting on a bench, Faust and Eliza were on another bench kissing while Ryu, Chocolove, Anna, Tamao, and Pilika was just standing around waiting. "Where have you been, BoroBoro?" asked Ren whose insult pissed Horo off.

"You're late Horo" told Anna, staring at Horo with her infamous cold glare.

"I had to use the restroom." replied Horo.

"It took you that long?" asked Yoh still on the swing

"I ran into a few situations."

"Its okay brother, now you're here." said Pilika, now happy her brother's here.

"Okay he's here now whats the surprise?" Ryu asking both Anna and Pilika.

"Surprise" yelled out Chocolove, trying to make a joke, with streamers, blowers, and confetti coming out of nowhere. The whole gang stared at him blankly, and he quieted down.

"Now that you're all here, the surprise is me and Pilika have volunteered you guys to clean up the park" told Anna

The guys looked around the park and noticed it was littered with cans and papers and other junk. They sighed and let out a depressed "Oh man".

THE END

I hope you guys like my story. If it reminds you of a show, that's because the idea came from an episode of the Animaniacs. Please review.

Piss line of the day: "Said your body, your body is a portapotty." Dave Chappelle: Piss on you