Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King
Once again I would like to thank the reviewers who checked out my story. Right now, I can't think of any other stories right now, even though I have ideas like Springbreak Baby, a comedy story about the Shaman gang during spring break, and Shaman King Jackass where the shaman gang does stupid stunts like the show Jackass. But, I can't think of any stories for these ideas, so I decided to post some original, alternate, and added ideas for my story "To Pee, or Not To Pee". Hope you like this one.
This scene happens after Horo started running through some backyards.
After getting away from the police officer, Horo started running though some backyards. In one particular backyard, a naked couple was in a hot tub, caressing each other. Horo jumped over the fence leading to the backyard. When he landed, he quickly saw what the couple was doing. The woman in the hot tub turned around, saw Horo and started screaming. The man turned around and yelled at Horo "Get out of here you pervert". Just then a man came out a back door, in bathing shorts with a bottle of champagne telling the woman " Oh honey, look what I got….HONEY!" A backyard full of blank stares filled the backyard, before Horo pointed to the man in the hot tub and said to the woman "That's not your husband." The husband dropped the bottle of champagne and started yelling at the who was his wife and a full fledged argument was started. The shouting match raged on for a few minutes before Horo busted in asking:
"Would this be a bad time to ask can I use the restroom"
"You little bastard! I'll show you." yelled out the man in the hot tub. He got out of the hot tub, quickly put some shorts on, pulled out a gun, and started firing at Horo. In a flash, Horo took off running for his life, with the man running after him firing. The man was so concentrated on blowing Horo's head off he didn't see the branch at his feet. The man tripped over the branch with a thud as Horo turned around and started laughing. Unluckily for Horo, he was too busy laughing and running to see the dog shit ahead of him, and ended up stepping and sliding in it. He dusted himself and started running again with a big skidmark on his coat.
This idea had just came to me and was sorta inspired by the R. Kelly song "In the Closet". Had I have thought of this earlier, I would have included it in the story. If I continue to have trouble thinking of other stories, I might keep updating this story with other alternate and added scenes, even possibly add another chapter about the park clean up. Please review.
Speaking of R. Kelly, here's another piss line of the day from Dave Chappelle's R. Kelly spoof "Piss On You":
"Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love, I don't even want, none of the above, I want to piss on you.
R.I.P. Fat Tone