A/N: I own Ray, that's it.


Violet Baudelaire

"You love me?" I asked Quigley, "No, no, no, you can't love me!"

"What the hell are you talking about? Violet, we've loved each other since we met." Quigley replied as if I was the one who was recovering.

The nurse in the room, probably had figured out what had happened, said, "I vill that as my kue to go check onMr. Zeitsef." She scurried out of the room.

"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! I didn't know what to do"

"When, where, WHO?"

"A year ago, at Debiz Grill, DUNCAN!" I cried.

"MY BROTHER!"

"Yes, Duncan and I are getting married!" I broke down in tears, as I sat in the chair next to his bed.

""Violet, please,don't cry," I sniffed, "I'm actually kinda, sorta, in away, hap-hap-happy, f-f-for, You and Dun-Dunc-Dunca-Duncan."

"Thanks, I guess."

"No, No, NO! I can't live without you."

"Me, neither."

So, I kissed him.

Then from the doorway came a very non-Russian voice, "Violet, what the hell are you doing!"


Klaus Baudelaire (YAY)

I ran up the stairs of what seems to be Sladka's balnitsa, hospital. I found Vrach Ray Thomas.

"Ray! Hey, so you did become a doctor, can you tell me which room, uh, Quigley Quagmire is in?"

"Room 415, on your left."

"thanks!"

412, 414, 416, wait where's 416.

"Other left." Ray yelled.

I turned around there it was. I swung open the door.

"Me neither,"

"Violet what the hell are you doing!" I yelled.

My sister broke free from Quig's lips and, embarassed, her face turned bright red.

"Hello Klaus. Umm this isn't what it-looks like.."

I checked tomake sure my contacts didn't fall out. They were kissing alright. "So you weren't kissing Quigley even though you are engaged to his brother."

"You're marrying Duncan?" Quigley said

"Shut up, Quigley we've already had this discussion" Violet snapped.

"Violet! We are all going home right now."

"Um...Hello! I'm still recovering here." Quigley waved.

"Okay, we're all going home, as soon as Quigley is allowed to leave."

"Fine."

"sure"

"okay, uh Vi, when is that?"

"Thursday, rent the hotel for three days."

"I should call Sunny"

"Good idea." Quigley said.

After Sunny and Izzy were done screaming at me,("You MORON! How could you just leave me here?")("You, IDIOT! do you know how worried she was? As if Parent's Day isn't hard enough on her! Tell Quigley I said 'hi.'") I rented the hotel rooms, fell asleep on my bed right there.It was a very long day.