A/N: I have really no excuse for this. It just came to me.
Mistaken Identity (Or, A Lord of the Rings Fangirl meets Isolder from 'The Courtship of Princess Leia')
One day, a girl appeared on Hapes and the first person she met was none other than Prince Isolder himself.
"Isolder... Your name's Isolder...?" She asked, pointing. Unknowing what to do, the Prince blinked and nodded.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... Can I see your back?" Isolder blinked again.
"Turn around." She added, and, not knowing what do do, Isolder did as he was told.
"That's funny... What happened to all the puncture marks?" She asked. Isolder frowned and when his intelligent response was 'huh?', the girl continued.
"You know: From when the orcs shot your back full of arrows while you were in the river Anduin, trying to get The Ring back..." Isolder stared at her.
"OR... Did you throw The Ring into Mount Doom like Elrond told you to, this time? I always thought you were really a stupid head for not doing that: It would have solved a lot of problems, and then Frodo wouldn't have had to go on that big, terrible journey to destroy The Ring..." The girl continued, preparing to launch herself into a full blown rant.
"What ring?" Isolder asked when the girl paused for breath.
"You know: When your father went to fight in that 'last alliance of men and elves' and Sauron struck him down, you picked up your father's shattered sword and cut The Ring from Sauron's hand..." She explained, looking impatient.
"What are you TALKING about?"
A/N: Does anyone want to see a chapter two where someone meets Isiuldor(sp?) and acts as though he's Isolder?