Seto Kaiba's View on School

Trigonometry? Oh please.

English? No, I'm Japanese.

History? It's in the past.

Computers? I invented the last.

Art? That's what my secretary's for.

Spanish? No gracias, por favor.

Science? Why? To study bugs?

P.E.? I'd rather be jumped by a bunch of thugs.

Keyboarding? My speed's two-ten (210).

Drama? Please, must I do it again!

Orchestra? No place for an Ocarina.

Football? Too loud in a cheering arena.

Creative writing? I wrote this poem.

Business Tech? Yeah, that'd show 'em.

With all these stupid classes,

Why go to school with... donkeys.