Seto Kaiba's View on School
Trigonometry? Oh please.
English? No, I'm Japanese.
History? It's in the past.
Computers? I invented the last.
Art? That's what my secretary's for.
Spanish? No gracias, por favor.
Science? Why? To study bugs?
P.E.? I'd rather be jumped by a bunch of thugs.
Keyboarding? My speed's two-ten (210).
Drama? Please, must I do it again!
Orchestra? No place for an Ocarina.
Football? Too loud in a cheering arena.
Creative writing? I wrote this poem.
Business Tech? Yeah, that'd show 'em.
With all these stupid classes,
Why go to school with... donkeys.
