Eddy: Welcome to my talk show. Here, we call people and they tell us a character from a show or game they like. Then, we bring them onto our show to ask questions and get to know more about them. So, let's get a caller on the line.

Caller: Hi! My name is Leo. Um, I sort of like CSI. So, it would be great if I could learn more about Gil Grissom.

Eddy: Okay, bring him in. -Gil comes in and sits down-

Eddy: So, you're the "leader" of the CSI.

Gil: You could say that.

Eddy: It is rumored that you used to take dead creatures from the beach when you were little and cut them open. Is that true?

Gil: Yeah. But once I started high school, I stopped. I knew that I would never get a girl if I went around telling everybody that I cut things open.

Eddy: Yeah, that would freak them out.

Gil: Although I didn't tell anyone, I still didn't get a girl.

Eddy: Aren't you supposed to be in love with Catherine?

Gil: LIES! ALL LIES I TELL YA!

Eddy: Okay, okay! Calm down.

Gil: Sorry, it's just that after Nick and Sara were said to fall in love with each other, more people thought that Catherine and I would fall in love.

Eddy: Well, isn't it obvious?

Gil: No.

Eddy: Uh. O k. Does anyone have a question for Gil. -Catherine comes-

Catherine: Gil, we got a case, let's go.

Eddy: No wonder you don't love her. She's so demanding.

Catherine: I heard that!

Eddy: I didn't say anything!

Cathnerine: Did too!

Eddy: Did not!

Catherine: Did too!

Gil: Quiet people! -Eddy and Catherine stop yelling-

Gil: Now let's just continue. -Catherine leaves-

Eddy: The nerve of that woman!

Gil: Imagine how she talks to Greg.

Eddy: I don't really want to.

Eddy: Well, does anyone have any questions? -Person in the audience raises her hand-

Gil: What is your question?

Person: Is Gil in your name short for Gilligan?

Gil: Uh, I don't know. My parents never really told me.

Eddy: Wonder why you don't star in Gilligan's Island. -Starts laughing-

Gil: Real funny. -Smirks-

Eddy: Well, that's all the time we have so, bye!

The End

Please Note: I do not have an offense against any of the CSI crew. I was only being sarcastic. Thank You.