The Wedding is soon! YAY!

Do you really think I'm a Lemon-y Snickerdoodlette?


Violet

"Tomarrow, Tomarrow, I hate you, Tomarrow!" I sang as I put on my Bee-u-ti-ful dress. But I was wearing it to the wrong wedding. It's 4 minutes till my Wedding Day and I got the Jitters, but it's not the Jitters. It's the damned fact that I love Quigley.

Then the phone rang.


Sunny

"Pick up the phone!" I yelled at my sister.

"Hello, This is the soon to be Mrs. Qui-Duncan Quagmire! Uh, leave a message after the shriek. AHHHHH!"

I tried to make my voice sound like Klaus, "VI! THIS IS KLAUS! I KNOW YOU'RE THERE! THIS'S ABOUT MR. RIGHT! YOU KNOW, QUIG! HE'S ON HIS WAY TO ENGLAND! PICK U-"

"What about Quigley?" yelled my sister, worried.

"He just called me he says he has to go meet some girl named Jo in London, at a place called-umm...Boar Zitz or something like that."

"Ohh, well, I guess he won't be coming to my wedding. Which will go off without a hitch, Sunny!"

Dammit, she figured out it was me.

"He really did call Klaus!"

"Well, he can go marry Jo for all I effin' care!" She hung up.

Damn, why's she so stubborn?