Mistaken Identity Part 2
In which a Star Wars fangirl dies, goes to heaven, and meets Prince Isildur from Middle Earth.
So, a Star Wars fangirl died one day and while her family down on Earth mourned and grieved, her soul went to the pearly gates, where she was promptly told to wait in line to be accepted into heaven.
She got in and the first person she met was Prince Isildur, who was sitting on a cloud by himself, pining over losing the One Ring. She went over and smacked him upside the head in a way of greeting.
"If your name's Isildur, I've been waiting for YEARS to do that! Who the censored do you think you are, you censored hack! Stealing Leia from the Senate like that just because she was pretty! My God, how shallow can you get?" She shouted, gaining stares from a few of the angels floating past.
"I beg your pardon, but what transgression of mine do you speak of?" Isildur asked, cowering away in his princely, dignified way.
"Don't give me that bullcensored! You know censored well what I'm talking about! And what did you think... well, okay, thinking is exactly what you WEREN'T doing... but it's OBVIOUS that Princess Leia and Han Solo belonged together! And of all things, you didn't even have the decency to REALLY be in love with her!" Screamed the FG, practically hopping up and down with rage.
"Excuse me?"
"When you met that Teneniel Djo censored, right away, you completely forgot about Leia and fell head over heels for her! You cockroach! You GARBAGE!"
And she proceeded to beat up the hapless Isildur.
Over on another cloud, Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin were watching the scene with great delight.
"Aragorn! Another Star Wars fan is beating up on your ancestor again!" Frodo called with a grin.
"Leave me out of this." Pouted the sulking ranger.
Owari
Tah-dah!