AN: Last chapter..boo.
Disclaimer: once again, not Lemony Snicket.
Jo
I got an email today. Emi was once again torturing Harry.
"Hey, Em! Look it's a letter from that Violet girl! Yah know, we wrecked her wedding about fifteen years ago"
"Lemme see!" ordered Emi as she dropped Harry into a swirling vortex of doom.
"I'll read it."
"Fine."
Jo,
Hey it's Violet. I was wondering what happened to you two. So I wrote you. Quig and I are expecting our tenth child! Our oldest is Emily Anne Lilith Josephine Quagmire she's now fifteen. Named after who else, but Emily (Josephine wa for Jo we assumed that was what Jo was short for). But then Sammy Edward Bartholomew and Joeseph Patrick Caleb, twins ages14, were born. Then Sunny Eli(zabeth), age 12, we named her after her aunt and uncle, Eli & Sunny Weasley. (Eli gave me ur email, but had know idea where you guys wandered off to.) Then Bea(trice) Debra, 10, Mark Greyson, 8, Bart(leby) Ronald, 6, Jaime Lucas, 4, and Marianna Isadora Isabella Anastasia Sophia Maria Josephinia Katrina or Lizi(don't ask!) for short, age 2.
LUCKILY, the Quagmire-Baudelaire mansion is big enough to give all thirteen Quagmires, three Weasleys, and nine Baudelaires their own room. Of course, Sammy and Joseph, Debi and Klaus, Joe and Joanna(Klaus's kids), Quigley and I, and Sunny and Eli share a room. So yah, big mansion!
So how's your traveling circus?
love,
Violet
Emi and I got straight to work, we had a big surprise in mind.
THE END!
"Violet! Why is there a plane in my room?"