Misiek: Okay, the only reason I made this because I thought I should at least have one fanfiction piece, since I have the log- in name and all, and what's a better story to write than Sheena singing a song about going on a diet to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody! Okay, there might be some better, but still… I also only did part of the song, considering it's extremely long and would take a few days to type, let alone read. I'll warn you when I'm about to skip a bit, though. Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Tales of Symphonia characters or any diet whatsoever, yadda, yadda, yadda. Just enjoy the fanfic.
Sheena: Is this what dieting's like
Am I really fatty?
Sweating all the time
As big as the Kharlan tree
My gaudy costume's too small,
I can't run at all, it breaks my feet
I'm just overweight,
As an anime character can be
Because I'm ugly come, ugly go
Large high, large low
Anyway I weigh me
I seem so very fatty
Very fatty.
(Dum dum da dum dum, dum dum da dum dum)
Doctor, oooh,
Bought some fried dough,
Didn't mean to gain weight though
Doctor, ate lemon gels,
Who knew those things had calories anyway?
Doctor, oooh,
Didn't mean to gain a pound,
If I'm not back before this time tomorrow,
Genis cooked, Genis cooked,
His food is really fatty
(Goes to more lively part)
I see a little silhouette of a pie
The rest of the gang: Don't eat food! Don't eat food! That's how all this got started!
Demon fang and Sword thrust
Donut's and some bread crust
Cheese!
Atkins' diet, Atkins' diet,
Atkins' diet, Atkins' diet,
Atkins' diet's what you need.
(Skip to rock part)
Sheena: So you think I eat cake whenever I'm in the mood?
So you think when I'm traveling I bring suitcases of food?
No, baby, you have got to be crazy,
I've only done that- only done that 3 or 4 times!
I seem really fatty
I am so fatty
To me