Draco Demented

by Sirius Lover for Life

Dudley and Draco...two unlikely heroes in a story filled with nonsense, and then some! Trapped in each other's bodies...it may have been done before, but never before like this. [updates every so often.]

1. Dudley and the Fire Extinguisher

Draco Demented

(Demented Chapter Number One)

One day, Dudley Dursley was pacing in his room, deciding in which clever way he could successfully sneak some food.

"Hmmm." he thought with boredom. "What to eat, what to eat." After a moment's thought, he said, "Who gives a shit, really!" He said this with such anger that it caused him to fall, and by doing so, his dear mummy came barging in the room.

"WHAT IS IT, DIDDYKINS? MUMMY'S HERE!"

"MUM! MUM! PUT DOWN THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"

"I don't think I should. Last time I heard a noise like that, we had to call in the fire brigade, remember!"

"But Mummy, I'm more careful with the toilet seat..."

"Oh. Well...good." With that, she left.

He was so overwhelmed by quick turn of emotion that he crashed onto one of his feather beds, knocking all the stuffing out.

"Poor chickens! I'm sorry I killed you! I'm sorry I'm so...so...so...bipolar!"

Then, he thought some more and decided, "It's PMS."

"MUM! PUT DOWN THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"