Draco Demented

by Sirius Lover for Life

Dudley and Draco...two unlikely heroes in a story filled with nonsense, and then some! Trapped in each other's bodies...it may have been done before, but never before like this. [updates every so often.]

2. Draco the Pirate

(Demented Chapter Number Two)

Draco Malfoy woke up in his Hogwarts bed. "Thank God it's Saturday..." he walked down the hallway. Ginny Weasley came walking by.

"Hello, Ginny," said he, in what he thought to be a dark, sexy tone. She just smiled- and then landed one across his head. SMACK!

"Don't think I deserved that..." he muttered, hand over newly-formed lump on his head. Just then, came walking down the hall-

"Lavender!" ...followed, as well, by a slap.

"That one I may have deserved. Anyway...I know how that pirate feels in that Muggle movie.." Just then, Pansy walked by and said,

"You watch Muggle films!" she slapped him for a third time.

"Now that one I deserved."