(Demented Chapter Number Seven)

Quick A/N: I'm "scared" of what will go into Sirius-ly! if I leave the sentence as is, so...

Ellen was sitting around her Hogwarts dorm picking her nose. Well...maybe. All of a sudden, there was a knock on the door!

"Damnit, it's too early for visitors!" In a huff, she got up and went to the door, just to see who it was for kicks n' giggles. It was...

"Draco!" she opened the door. "You're not supposed to be in here," she said with a smirk. But this Draco was not himself...

"AAAAAHHHH! It's a bloody witch!" Dudley, (yes, Dudley), slammed the door and ran down the hall, until he crashed into a wall and was knocked out cold. In a frenzy, (for she did not want to be responsible for a passed-out boy in her dorm!) Ellen ran over to him and started slapping his face.

"Wake up!" SLAP! "Get up!" SLAP! "NOW, you moron!" At last, the boy awoke.

"And who the bloody hell're you?" he demanded. She looked shocked and hurt, but replied with anger, "It's me, you asshat!" Until he showed her some recognition, she wasn't going to let this conversation get very far. But that recognition wasn't coming, so she took the oppurtunity and pulled him into a kiss...

..."Do you remember me now, bastard?"