Here I am! usual run-out-the-door

Wow. 5 seconds?

Anyway, here's another one. Note the small explanation Chris gives. Bastard.

Disclaimer: Let's see if I can do Yoda (don't own). Ahem. Own Nintendo, I do not.

That night…

No guard saw a black silhouette of a Toad against the night sky, wearing a cape. The Toad, who actually was Toad, ran really fast and jumped, making the cape fill up with air and fly. He flew out of the castle grounds and continued flying until he reached Bowser's Castle, at nighttime. All pooped out, he rested (not as in napped, but as in let his muscles relax) and had a Super Soda. Refreshed, he went in the back door and started running.

"Man, I can't believe I know how toget pastthis place." he remarked.

There was no light in the room. Toad hit a block, making the room light up, and battled his way through Ninjis and Mechakoopas. When he got to the end, he opened the door to the room where Bowser was. Or, was supposed to be. Instead of Bowser, Toad saw a Toad with its back facing Toad. Black leather vest, black spots… Chris.

"You!" Toad said, stating the semi-obvious.

"Yes, me. Toad, long time, no see."

"So, you've joined Bowser's Army. Why would a, before, perfectly sane mind want to join this army? Oh, and explain the whole thing."

"Well, back when I was at Toad Town-"

"A week ago."

"Uh, yeah, a week ago. Anyway, I, as you were first to know, got the Diploma. King Bowser found out, and tried to negotiate with me to go in his army. Of course, I resisted, but when he gave me a DVD of Evil: the Good in It, I found out what evil truly was. It was not all destruction and world domination. It was all the things in good, but with a darker, more appealing side. So, Bowser told Kamek to "kidnap" me. Really, it was just a plan to have Kamek get me into King Bowser's Castle. He did. Of course I pretended to put up a struggle. I then got in. Well, here we are." he explained.

"So, what do you say about so-called "King Bowser"?"

"Oh, Bowser will rule Plit," he said, quickly spinning around in a 180. "And there's no way to stop it!"

Toad noticed a large change in Chris. Now he wore spikes on his arms (like Bowser), Nike sneakers, tattoos, and (worst of all) ate broccoli. Instead of being a good-natured, loving Toad, he was quick, mischievous and had less understanding.

"Haven't you realized something about me from a long time ago? In the Dojo?"

"What can be so special about you? You entered at the same time as me and quit after you defeated the Master only twice!"

"Actually, the Master tricked you and the other Toads. Nobody but the Master and I know that I defeated him for the 3rd time. Don't you remember that I beat Chan, Lee, and two forms of the Master in the first year? And that he said that I had quit in my 1st year? If I hadn't beat him the 3rd time, I would've been in longer!" he spat.

"You mean… you beat him at night trials while I was fighting Lee? You son of a bitch…"

"So, let's see how much you've improved!"

"We can't fight yet." Chris interjected.

"Why? Chicken?"

"No, it isn't time. I have to fight you on the 16th."

"Why?"

"It's in the script."

"What script?"

Chris then pulled out a booklet with the words Toads Gone Wrong on the cover. The narrator walked in.

"Ahem. You don't show these things here! This is a story! Geez, you're awful!" he yelled.

"Hey, you're telling it…" Toad muttered.

The narrator left.

"Uh, anyway, I can't fight you yet because of that." Chris stated.

"Ah. Uh… What day is it now?"

"The 1st."

"Oh. So, I bet you're going to attempt to fling me to Grass Land?"

Chris tried to fling Toad to Grass Land, and Toad dodged. BUT, Toad slipped and fell to Grass Land.

"Who knew?" Chris said, making fun of Toad's misfortune.

"DAMN YOU! DAMN IT! I like that word… damn…" Toad yelled as he fell.

Heh. Took me a while to figure out the DVD name. Heh. Evil: the Good in It. I'll be getting a good laugh out of that one for a while. Please R&R!

In case any are wondering, Plit is the planet the entire series cept for the Brooklyn games are on. Just wanted to let you know, I've been getting some questions about it.