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Suckers.
Here's Chapter 4.
Disclaimer: I don't own Mario/don't sue/I should stop making these slashes.
Toad landed on ground and nearly died. Fortunately a Toad found him and gave him medical attention immediately. A few days later, Toad left and went to Mario's house. There, Mario greeted him with a warm welcome (non-fireball).
"Hey, Toad! Word is you've been at Bowser's Castle."
"How'd they know that?"
"The newspeople."
"How'd they know that?"
"Spies at the Keep."
"Oh. Well, Chris is evil, etc., etc."
"Oh, I kno- WHAT?"
"Yeah, he is. Pity, isn't it? Well, anyway, I have to go save Plit!"
"When you say it like that it sounds scary."
"Shut up."
Toad left and somehow passed Peach's guards (again). He then journeyed to Ice Land. There he saw a green ball with a yellow star on it.
"Lemmy. He's retaken Ice Land. Damn it!" Toad said, jumping to conclusions. They're usually wrong.
Toad went to the nearby castle to check on the King. He was normal.
"Whew."
He left and made for a smaller ice castle just visible in the blinding snow. It was obviously Lemmy's. After getting in, he looked around. Ice was everywhere. It reminded him of the Crystal Palace, which he hardly remembered from when he went on Prof. Kolorado's 2nd expedition in '02. Toad journeyed on further in and it somehow kept getting warmer.Surprisingly, Lemmy didn't have any minions about. Strange. He suddenly appeared in a large room filled with furniture and the latest in freezing weapons and AC technology.
"This is better technology than even the Mario Bros. probably know about! Holy shit!"
Lemmy heard Toad, though, and appeared out of a small crack large enough to hold himself.
"Toad! You're quite an unexpected visitor! Come in!"
"Uh… Are you planning or doing anything obnoxious or at least strange?" Toad asked.
"No. Why do you ask?"
"Your dad kidnapped the second strongest Toad in the kingdom. Besides that, not much."
"Who is this Toad?"
"His name's Chris T." Toad answered.
"Did you say Christy?"
"No, I said Chris T!"
"Oh. That guy? He's the reason I'm out here."
"What do you mean?"
"Dad's been recently collecting strong Toads. This Chris is so powerful that Dad thinks he doesn't even need us Koopa Kids anymore! So I told the King what's happening at our home and he let me take refuge here!" Lemmy explained.
"Whatever. Well, you know, I'm trying to stop your dad and Chris, so… want to help?"
"Sure!"
So, Lemmy joined, and Toad felt a wee bit colder in his travels. Anyway, Toad (and Lemmy, but I'll just say Toad to make it easier for you and me) left Lemmy's Castle.
"You know, a lot of people call me crazy, but I just have some issues."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"That's sad."
Well, I don't know how to describe this one. R&R or face my wrath... or I'll just send General Guy after you. Yeah, you bette watch out!