Hey! guys are trying to cut theduct tape with pocketknives
They never learn.
Sorry its been a while, tennis is being an ass.
Disclaimer: I o'ndt wno arMoi! Unscramble it.
So, the Dynamic Duo (hee hee) ventured to the dangerously hot Desert Land. Lemmy couldn't stand the heat, so Toad gave Lemmy a portable AC to carry around (at 6 ounces! BUY ONE TODAY!). The most they met were a couple of Angry Suns, too. The duo approached Morton's Castle. As if on cue, Morton sprang out of his castle, muttering.
"I, me, myself, Morton, cannot believe that Dad, Father, Bowser made, forced us to leave, ditch, depart, go away from his fabulous, wonderful, kooptacular Castle!"
"Hey, Morton, you doing anything weird? Like not talking?" Lemmy asked.
"No, nope, no way-."
"Shut up! Anyway, want to help me and Toad fight Dad?"
"Sure, yes, yeah, whatever, OK, fine-"
"SHUT UP! And talk in smaller sentences before I whip out some duct tape!" Toad threatened.
"Okay. Uh, I… can't… go… along… with… you… because… of… uh, stuff. Woohoo! I spoke in a short sentence! Wait, I can't stop now! Damn!"
"Whatever."
Toad left and the Angry Suns didn't go near the guys. Now, they went near Water Land.
"Lemmy! Resist the nearly unstoppable urge to freeze every water droplet in your sight! Just thought you should know."
So, Toad swam while Lemmy rolled on his ball across the water. Somehow Toad got there first.
"I got here before you!" Toad stated the obvious.
Lemmy was holding a popped ball.
"Now how did that Ptooie get to Water Land?" Lemmy asked, rhetorically.
"Who cares?"
So, Toad and Lemmy went to Wendy, made a deal, etc., etc., etc. So, Toad journeyed to all the lands and got all the Koopa Kids against Bowser and with them.
Well... interesting. R&R now. puppy dog eyes
Pease?