I'm back. guys arealmost through theduct tape
"Uh, do you have a whet stone at all?"
Uh, no. Why?
"Cuz."
Disclaimer: Ido NOT own MARIO.
Toad and all the Koopa Kids, minus Morton, went to Bowser's Castle, some holding a weapon of choice. A list of them is here.
List
Toad: Tanooki Suit
Lemmy: Freeze Gun 9000
Roy: Brass Knuckles
As they journeyed to the Front Door, the 7 went through new areas such as Barbie Chambers and horrible experiments involving broccoli and the evilest of all evils… a combination of Barney, Teletubbies, and that Boobah freak. As they finally got to the top, Chris was teaching some Toads how to judo-chop toothpaste into enemies' eyes. Stealthily, Toad went behind Chris and did a nasty combo including that cool move where they spin around in midair and kick the guy. Chris went down for the count.
"And that is how to kick ass!"
"Ooooooh. Aaaaaaaah." The Toads said.
Toad, Roy, Wendy, and the others got some other weapons like sticks, chains, and pipes from Roy and started gang-beating the other Toads. After they got bored, they saw Chris sneaking away. Or at least Larry did.
"Chris is getting away!"
The group ran after Chris. After a while, the guys found themselves in a small arena with Chris in the middle.
"Ha ha ha! Idiotic dumbasses! You've fallen in my trap!" he said, just like every evil "genius." If they're such geniuses, why do they foolishly tell their plans when they can just shoot the guy?
"Let me guess: 1 on 1, me vs. you." Toad guessed.
"Uh… You got me."
"Okay… So, did you like your KO?"
"Sort of. Well, no, really."
"Guys, give your weapons to me and leave this area." Toad ordered.
"I can't get these brass knuckles off." Roy made an excuse.
"Fine, keep the knuckles."
"So, Toad, do you like the cruel experiments and TV shows?" Chris interjected.
"No, not really. Well, should we start?"
By the way, the Koopa Kids are beating the shit out of their dad, so they aren't in the room.
"Well, why not?" Chris replied.
Fighting next chapter!
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