(Demented Chapter Number Thirteen)
A/N: At this point, you should probably accept it- Ellen's a "character", and this story has no "plot." And a third thing...I like putting things in "quotes." Yes. Also, another Austin Powers joke is in here somewhere...good luck and good day!
Standing in an ankle-deep puddle of drool, Ellen remained glued to the spot in front of the televison. Kenny and Spenny were now whacking themselves in the head with frying pans, until Kenny spoke:
"This sucks. But I know what we can do!" he chugged another Bud (not "Lite"), and pulled a razor out of the sky. A look of mingled fear and surprise came over Spenny's face as he asked in caution (and, frighteningly enough, partial excitement),
"You're going to ritualistically shave my testicals?"
Kenny just stood there, horror-stricken (a word? perhaps.), and replied,
"Noooo...I was thinking more of this!" and with that, he sprayed some Gillette foam all over Spennster's head, and took the razor and shaved, damnit!
"AAAAHHHH! YOU IDIOT! Wait...it tickles! HAHAHA!" As the two stupid, one bald, men were laughing uncontrollably, a man suddenly burst onto the screen and made to grab Spenny. The author would like to rudely cut in by saying that this new man was a great deal more attractive than either of the two, both of which were drunk Wiggles-look-alikes.
Alas, dear Spenny was scared out of his wits, and ran, swaying due to alcohol and the akwardness of recent hair loss. He ran straight off the stage and off the screen, the man chasing after him only pausing briefly to speak to the camera,
"You're next, Hogwarts."