This is just a bit of craziness from two authors coming together as one. Feel free to flame us if you'd like… we laugh at them and then have un-educated discussions about whatever was said in the flame.

Well… we don't own anything… well… yes we do… we own the people not in the movie.

Amy- HEY! That means I own you Tez!

Tezza- That works both ways darling.

Amy- You suck.

Tezza- Only on lollie- pops!

Amy- Shhh! I wanna hear the crazy peoples story!

Tezza- Oh! Me too!

Amy- Hold on… aren't we crazy?

Tezza- Aren't we the authors?

Both- COOL!

EXTREME MAKEOVER: SPECIAL EDITION

Tezza- Hi, I'm Tezza

Amy- and I'm Amy.

Both- This is Extreme Makeover: Phantom of the Opera Edition.

Tezza- Today we are going to meet a very interesting man who has a very interesting home.

Amy- He lives in the cellars of an opera house!

Tezza- :yells: IT'S MY TURN TO TALK!

Amy- :smiles:

Tezza- :glares: Well, anyway::puts on fake Hollywood smile: This man, also know as the Angel of Music or the Devil's Child, lives in the cellars of an opera house. But that's not all, great now I sound like a television commercial, he only has half a face!

Amy- Well, enoguh talk! Let's get going!

Scene Change--

Tezza- :whispering to Amy: Yes, now it's your turn to talk. By the way, I love you shoes. WOAH! AMY!

Amy- :jumps: Oh, right! We're here with Madame Giry. Giry, what suggestions do you have for us today?

Giry- Keep your hand at the level of your eye.

Tezza and Amy- :Blank confused stare:

Giry- :sighs: He's good with a lasso!

Tezza and Amy- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Giry- :clock chimes: Come, we must go and meet him in the dressing room.

Tezza and Amy- :whisper: Dressing room?

Scene Change--

Giry- :opens mirror: Come. follow me, I will show you the way.

Tezza- Um, actually, we usually do this part alone.

Giry- No, no, no, it's too dangerous.

Amy- You haven't SEEN some of the places we've been. Remember Hannibal Lecture's place?

Tezza- Oh my god yes!

Giry- You shouldn't go alone. There are many traps.

Tezza- Try going through Hannibal's place and then tell me that this place is more dangerous.

Amy- Really, we'll be fine. We're professionals.

Giry- :rolls eyes annoyed: Fine::pushes Tezza and Amy through the mirror and then slams it closed:

Tezza- Well she was nice.

Amy- Charming.

Scene Change—

Tezza and Amy stand staring at a weird bed.

Tezza- what is it?

Amy- I don't know.

Tezza- I want to touch it. :moves forward to touch the bed but is lassoed around the neck:

Amy- OH MY GOD!

Tezza- I'm okay, I had my hand up. :Takes lasso off: That is definitely leaving!

Erik- :Comes up behind Tezza and Amy: I think I have a guest.

Tezza- Ahh! Oh, yeah. Were Tezza and Amy from 'Extreme Makeover.'

Amy- Yeah, and our makeup crew is waiting upstairs for you.

Erik- :confused: Makeup crew?

Tezza- Yeah, you get a makeover just like your… uh… house?

Amy- So if you would just go to the dressing room and ask Madame Giry where they are and we will get started down here. :Pushes Erik into boat:

Tezza- Bye! Well, my partner in crime, let's do this.

Back to the Bed--

Tezza- What should we replace this with?

Amy- I have a few ideas. :Whispers to Tezza:

Tezza- That's a great idea! Let's see what else he has around here. :Reaches under the bed and finds a box: Aha::Opens box:

Amy- What is it::Sits down next to Tezza on the floor:

Tezza- :Reading:

Christine why?
I loved you and you left me to die.

You went with Raul and into the light

Away from the dark

Forever and always

Alone in the light

Longing to come back to me

Your teacher

Your angel

Both- AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Tezza- Isn't Christine that opera singer?

Amy- Would make sense.

Tezza- :Smiles evilly:

Scene Change--

Tezza's Voice- This is Maria, the head of our makeup team. :Screen shows picture of a blonde 23 year old woman::

Maria- Let's see what we can do here. :Goes to take Erik's mask off:

Erik- :Jumps up and covers face:

Maria- Okay then.

Scene Change—

Erik is in a straight jacket in a makeup chair.

Maria- Let's try this again. :Takes mask off:

Warning thing comes up--

We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please wait while we attempt to fix this problem.

Picture comes back—

Maria- :Hands shaking: Okay, there's really nothing I can do here so I'm going to send you off to wardrobe.

Amy's voice- This is Shay, our wardrobe director. :Picture of a brunette 23 year old shows on screen:

Shay- :Walks Erik to Marty's Costume Shop: We're going here to buy Eric a brand new selection of Masks. Let's get started.

Shay's voice- This mask covers your entire face. One side has a black and white checkerboard design and the other half is completely white with a tear under the left eye. This is the perfect mask to wear if your having a bad-face day.

This next mask is again black and white but is very unique. The right side of the mask is black and at the top when it meets the white side goes into a sort of fire design. This mask is perfect for a masquerade or any other formal event.

Back to Tezza and Amy—

Tezza- Well, we've gotten a lot done so far. We are now painting each of Erik's boats with unique designs.

Amy- This one has more of a romantic atmosphere. The Black leather interior is soft and comfortable while the outside is painted a deep red color.

Tezza- Oh Amy! We forgot the :whispers:

Amy- Oh right!

Commercial Break—

Haha! Another Pajama Bowie production! Eventually we will get a rep for randomness and craziness!

This is Tezza (ItsACrystalNothingMore) and Amy (BOWIEgirl) signing off for now!

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