No one's really complained yet, but to clear things up, Lynx is like me. Lynx is also my nickname. Lynx is the outgoing person I'm not. Insanity-chan is what I call Insanit-Creator. This takes place in an alternate universe from ours, explaining the authoress intro in the middle of chapter one. But this is more or less her. Ari is based off of the personality of one of my best friends before I moved away.Ari was her nickname and she always RP'd as a plant mage with some tree sprite/elf/whatever blood.

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On to the story!

"Okay, here's the thing. I am a mage, and I happen to be half-moogle. No clue what-so-ever how that happened." I-chan explained. She allowed her pom-pom to pop out. It looked exactly like a regular moogles, except it was purple. It also helped I-chan generate very powerful lightning bolts, but the FFX gang doesn't need to know that yet, do they. So let's not tell them.

"And I'm half a cute little kitty! See?" Lynx looked the same as normal, except her ears migrated to the top of her head in the form of cat ears, light brown with blue-ish silver tips. A tail switched behind her with the same coloring. Her eyes were amber with cat slits instead of their normal green-blue. She now had claws. Wonderful.

There was a squealing noise from the back of the group. 'Rikku, Yuna, or both are going to try and jump Lynx.' Ari reasoned. 'She's going to run and end up either a) up a tree, b) on the roof, or c) a twitching lump on the ground.' They were all shocked and disturbed to see it came from Tidus and Wakka. "Riight. I'm gonna go to the other side of the room and arm myself with my sword and other random pointy objects. Yeah."

"We shall forget this ever happened. Or at least until I need a reason to blackmail you." Ari said. "I am a third-rate healer, a first-rate plant mage, and have a fourth or so tree sprite in my blood. It's enough to alter my appearance." As she cast off her glamour, she now had light green skin, and dark green hair with turquoise streaks. Behind her shimmered three iridescent pairs of dragonfly wings. (Oo big words) "Currently, you are in our universe, world, or whatever you wish to call this. Here your adventures from Tidus' blitzball game before he came to Spira, to your final battle with Sin is a game called Final Fantasy X. It's part of a whole collection of Final Fantasy games by Squaresoft."

"Yeah, it's really cool. Right now I'm fighting right on top of Sin, but he always swallows me before I can beat him. I personally think the game is possesed, but Ari won't let me take it to the priest dudes for an exorcism, because I usually end up scaring the priests..."

"It just occured to me...wait. Sorry, forgot it." Rikku shrugged. "Darn."

"The thought must of got lonely. By the way, this is" a horn blared outside"but we call her Insanity-chan Trepe. When her pom-pom is showing she's Insanity. The difference is it's her more sadistic moogle half. That's" a loud rumble of thunder", but she insists she's going to change her name to Arianna Brightflame. I'm Alynxianis...um, what's my last name?"

"You don't know your own last name?" Auron asked incrediously. 'Oh man, not another Tidus!' Again, like a son to him, but the hamster wheel's turning while the hamster died from lack of oxygen.

"I had to change it after I switched schools. Ari, a computer genius and my savior, hacked into the school system, messed with the records, and voila, I have a new identity. I sort of had to get a new name after the incident with my last school, involving the counslers office, a rubber chicken, several mechanical bits, and a bottle of vodka. How's that for expressing my feelings, evil blobby lady. Hehehe..." The FF gang really started to wonder about her sanity, but not for the last time. (I seriously wonder, too)

"It's Dridier, Lynx. Now, I suppose we should be thinking about living arrangements?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Come on. You know we can't let them wander without proper instruction. Do you realize what could happen?"

Several bloody and destuctive scenes fill Ari and Lynx's minds. "Nooo..."

"Chaos." Seymour stated. "Tidus, Wakka, and Rikku are morons; Lulu and Auron are mildly blood-thirsty and sadistic; I'm not entirely sure what to think about Yuna and Kimahri; and I've been known to talk to myself."

"So? Sounds exactly like us."

"No, Ari, we can't let that happen! The penguins would use this to their advantage!" Lynx gave the older girl the look Puss in Boots used in Shrek 2. "Can we keep them Ari? Please? They look so helpless!" Rikku was losing a staring contest to a blinking doll, Tidus was staring at a fly, Wakka looked around absently humming the Hymn of the Fayth, Auron was drinking, Lulu was lovingly petting her moogle, Yuna was staring at Seymour lustfully, Seymour was staring at Tidus with bloodlust, and Kimahri fingered his lance thoughtfully thinking who knows what.

"You're not thinking...oh no, you have got to be kidding!"

"Your parents are out of town for another week." I-chan was seriously thinking about this. She could kill all the annoying twits. No more Tidus, Yuna, Wakka, or Rikku! Yes, this would be a very good thing.

"And they really have no where else to go. Their only choices are to find a way back to Spira in the next ten minutes or so if you don't want to give them board, stay here and be taken advantage of by the penguins, or stay here and be taken advantage of by us."

"What do you mean take advantage of us?"

"Do we get any say in this?"

Ari glared, but she had to admit Auron and Lulu would jump at the chance to terrorize innocent pedestrians. "They can stay. Only if they're potty-trained.