In Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground.
Kite: Are you sure Aura is here?
Blackrose: Yes, or why else would i have dragged you here? COME ON!
-they approach the door, and Skeith appears-
Kite: Skeith! I thought I defeated you!
Skeith: Yes, you did, but... I am not defeated anymore! BWAHAHA!
Blackrose: Since when can you talk?
Skeith: I... don't know... but now i can! -brings out his weapon which happens to be a frying pan, since this is in parody mode-
Kite: I'm going to defeat you once and for all!
Blackrose: That was so lame.
Kite: Well what the hell else was I suppose to say?
Skeith: Are you going to attack or what?
Kite: Oh... right... DATA DR- -Skeith knocks out Kite with his frying pan-
Kite: -is knocked out-
Skeith: Fear my wrath!
Blackrose: THAT PISSES ME OFF! -brings out her tennis racket and starts beating Skeith with it-
Skeith: -cannot fight back because he is getting the shit beat out of him very badly- Ow... stop... owie.
Blackrose: -brings her weapon down on Skeith's head forcefully-
Skeith: THAT'S ENOUGH! You can have the Key of the Twilight, just stop hitting me! -Skeith exits-
Blackrose: YAY! Now for Aura! -enters the church-
In Net Slum.
Orca: -looks around nervously- These Net Slum people are scaring me, Bear.
Bear: Its ok... I'm right here... hey did you just grab my hand?
Orca: Umm... sorry.
Bear to a Net Slum character, which just happens to be Sheraton: Hey, you!
Sheraton: Yes?
Bear: Do you know where Helba is?
Sheraton: I want end.
Orca: He said, do you know where Helba is?
Sheraton: Do you have end?
Bear: I don't think he's telling.
Orca: Where is Helba, you freak?
Sheraton: Can someone give me end?
This continues for quite some time
In Carmina Gadelica.
Crim: -walks up to Sora- Hey there.
Sora: -shaking maracas- I'm busy.
Crim: You know, we may have had some problems in the past, but I really have feelings for you.
Sora: Er?
Crim: -leans in for a kiss-
Sora: ACK! PEDOPHILE! -sticks maraca in Crim's eye-
Crim: MY EYE! OH GOD, MY EYE!
Sora: Foolish. -leaps away-
In the dungeon... Piros is a small, red-eyed, rainbow-colored grunty, whose hair is on fire, and every step he takes makes a sound like "CHIKALIKALIKA!" and every time he tries to say "HARK", he instead says "PORK"
Mistral: The next potion, Piros-kun, I'm sure of it:D extremely mutilated Piros: PORK! NO MORE, PLEASE!
-Gardenia appears-
Gardenia: .
Mistral: Yay! Have you seen a potion or a key thingie? )
Gardenia: .
extremely mutilated Piros: PORK! SAVE MEEEEE!
Gardenia: .
In Aura's Domain.
Mia: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH... ELK!
Elk: HELP ME!
Mimiru: -watches in shock- Wow... I didn't know they could do that.
Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground.
Blackrose: I found it! It is Aura! -pokes statue-
Kite is now concious: Umm... Blackrose... that's just a statue.
Blackrose: It is? We came all this way for nothing! -brings out her tennis racket and starts whacking the statue with it- STUPID-
Kite: Blackrose.
Blackrose: PIECE OF SHIT- -whack-
Kite: BLACKROSE!
Blackrose: YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE THE FUCKING- -whack-
-statue crumbles, church starts to tremble-
Kite: YOU CAN STOP NOW!
Blackrose: KEY OF THE TWILIGHT! -WHACK-
-the entire area starts to fall apart-
Kite: Congradulations, you just destroyed Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground.
Blackrose: Oh shit.
Net Slum.
Bear: Helba!
Sheraton: End!
Orca: HELBA!
Sheraton: END!
Bear: You know what, I think he's just not going to talk.
Orca: Yeah, I give up, let's go.
-they leave-
Helba: -appears- Thanks for getting rid of those dumbasses, Sheraton -slips him 5000 GP-
Sheraton: Do you have end?
Kite: Are you sure Aura is here?
Blackrose: Yes, or why else would i have dragged you here? COME ON!
-they approach the door, and Skeith appears-
Kite: Skeith! I thought I defeated you!
Skeith: Yes, you did, but... I am not defeated anymore! BWAHAHA!
Blackrose: Since when can you talk?
Skeith: I... don't know... but now i can! -brings out his weapon which happens to be a frying pan, since this is in parody mode-
Kite: I'm going to defeat you once and for all!
Blackrose: That was so lame.
Kite: Well what the hell else was I suppose to say?
Skeith: Are you going to attack or what?
Kite: Oh... right... DATA DR- -Skeith knocks out Kite with his frying pan-
Kite: -is knocked out-
Skeith: Fear my wrath!
Blackrose: THAT PISSES ME OFF! -brings out her tennis racket and starts beating Skeith with it-
Skeith: -cannot fight back because he is getting the shit beat out of him very badly- Ow... stop... owie.
Blackrose: -brings her weapon down on Skeith's head forcefully-
Skeith: THAT'S ENOUGH! You can have the Key of the Twilight, just stop hitting me! -Skeith exits-
Blackrose: YAY! Now for Aura! -enters the church-
In Net Slum.
Orca: -looks around nervously- These Net Slum people are scaring me, Bear.
Bear: Its ok... I'm right here... hey did you just grab my hand?
Orca: Umm... sorry.
Bear to a Net Slum character, which just happens to be Sheraton: Hey, you!
Sheraton: Yes?
Bear: Do you know where Helba is?
Sheraton: I want end.
Orca: He said, do you know where Helba is?
Sheraton: Do you have end?
Bear: I don't think he's telling.
Orca: Where is Helba, you freak?
Sheraton: Can someone give me end?
This continues for quite some time
In Carmina Gadelica.
Crim: -walks up to Sora- Hey there.
Sora: -shaking maracas- I'm busy.
Crim: You know, we may have had some problems in the past, but I really have feelings for you.
Sora: Er?
Crim: -leans in for a kiss-
Sora: ACK! PEDOPHILE! -sticks maraca in Crim's eye-
Crim: MY EYE! OH GOD, MY EYE!
Sora: Foolish. -leaps away-
In the dungeon... Piros is a small, red-eyed, rainbow-colored grunty, whose hair is on fire, and every step he takes makes a sound like "CHIKALIKALIKA!" and every time he tries to say "HARK", he instead says "PORK"
Mistral: The next potion, Piros-kun, I'm sure of it:D extremely mutilated Piros: PORK! NO MORE, PLEASE!
-Gardenia appears-
Gardenia: .
Mistral: Yay! Have you seen a potion or a key thingie? )
Gardenia: .
extremely mutilated Piros: PORK! SAVE MEEEEE!
Gardenia: .
In Aura's Domain.
Mia: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH... ELK!
Elk: HELP ME!
Mimiru: -watches in shock- Wow... I didn't know they could do that.
Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground.
Blackrose: I found it! It is Aura! -pokes statue-
Kite is now concious: Umm... Blackrose... that's just a statue.
Blackrose: It is? We came all this way for nothing! -brings out her tennis racket and starts whacking the statue with it- STUPID-
Kite: Blackrose.
Blackrose: PIECE OF SHIT- -whack-
Kite: BLACKROSE!
Blackrose: YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE THE FUCKING- -whack-
-statue crumbles, church starts to tremble-
Kite: YOU CAN STOP NOW!
Blackrose: KEY OF THE TWILIGHT! -WHACK-
-the entire area starts to fall apart-
Kite: Congradulations, you just destroyed Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground.
Blackrose: Oh shit.
Net Slum.
Bear: Helba!
Sheraton: End!
Orca: HELBA!
Sheraton: END!
Bear: You know what, I think he's just not going to talk.
Orca: Yeah, I give up, let's go.
-they leave-
Helba: -appears- Thanks for getting rid of those dumbasses, Sheraton -slips him 5000 GP-
Sheraton: Do you have end?