In the dungeon.
still-very-messed-up-Piros: PORK! Will you help me?
Gardenia: ... -gives Piros a potion-
Piros: -drinks the potion and returns to normal, but is now pink- I'M PINK! THANK GOD I'M PINK!
Gardenia: That color suits you well. -disappears-
Mistral: Yay for Piros-kun :D -glomps Piros-
Piros: Nooooo! Get her away from me! -runs screaming out of the dungeon-
Everyone recieves a flash mail:
The World will soon terminate. Everyone return to the hot springs for more information. Thank you for playing.
Hot springs.
Crim: But Sora... I love you... HOLY SHIT! MY OTHER EYE!
Balmung: -dancing around like a chicken- Its the end of The World... and i didn't get to say much during this story.
Tsukasa: -soaking in hot springs- Pain... pain... I need to relax.
Mimiru: -sigh- I've searched, but just to end up here again.
Tsukasa: Where's elk?
Mimiru: You don't want to know... man, how long have they been doing it?
Tsukasa: What's that, Mimiru?
Mimiru: Nothing.
Kite: So, Blackrose, I've been meaning to tell you-
Helba: -appears- I see that you have failed, but-
Bear: Hey, Helba, will you marry me?
Orca: No, she's going to marry ME first!
Bear: No me!
Orca: NO ME!
-catfight-
Helba: IDIOTS! You two are the most incompetent fools I have ever had the misfortune to meet! Besides, I'm with Lios.
-Bear and Orca look disappointed-
Helba: As I was saying... the Key of the Twilight is among us!
-everyone looks shocked, then they start to search frantically; before long, all attention is directed toward a calm and friendly conversation going on in the shallow end of the hot springs-
Natsume: You area very nice person to talk to!
Aura: -giggle-
Tsukasa: That's her! Aura, Key of the Twilight.
Mistral: -thinks- Key of the Twilight rare item... -runs up to Aura and grabs her- RARE ITEM! RARE ITEM! RARE ITEM! RARE ITEM! RARE ITEM!
Aura: -bites Mistral-
Mistral: Ouchies! (
Aura: This is why I wanted to get away from you idiots. I just wanted some time to myself in the hot springs without being bothered by your annoyances. I seriously hate each and every one of you. From the time that you entered The World.
--flashback-- Aura: Take this book. The power it holds can bring forth either salvation or destruction at the whim of the user.
Kite: I can't take it. It belong to Orca.
Orca: Yeah,but i'm about to die. So you have to take it.
Kite: Bullshit! It's your responsibility, not mine,Yasuhiko!
Orca: I told you not to call me that here!
Kite: Whatever! Just take the stupid whatever book and use it to do whatever it does!
Aura: The power it holds can bring either salva-
Kite: SHUT UP! Orca,just take the damn book, ass-wipe!
-Orca gets Data Drained-
Kite: Oh,you've already made other plans. That's convienient! Fine,give me the fucking book!
Aura: The power it holds-
Kite: SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH! --end flashback-
Aura: YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKERS!
-everyone is shocked and insulted-
Mistral: Yay what do I win:D Aura: -smacks forehead-
Helba: Technically, Natsume found the Key of the Twilight first, so she gets the item.
Mistral: Grrrrr... (
Helba: Um... you can have this as a... runner-up prize. -gives aromatic grass-
Mistral: Aromatic grass/
Helba: Its... er... RARE aromatic grass.
Mistral: Wheeeee:D Helba: Natsume, for your prize, you may have anything in The World.
Natsume: Well... I can't see good... that's why I didn't know it was Aura.
Helba: Have you tried opening your eyes?
Natsume: Oh! I never thought of that! -opens eyes- That's much better!
Everyone: -sweatdrop-
Subaru: So... now what?
Ginkan: Hot springs!
Subaru: -chops up Ginkan-
Crim: I really do love you, Sora! NO, NOT THERE! OWWWWW.
Kite: Blackrose, I wanted to tell you that-
Blackrose: -kisses Kite-
-Kite and Blackrose start making out-
Bear: -looks at Kite and Blackrose- What the hell... -starts making out with Orca-
-Mia and Elk gate in-
Mimiru: Your finished?
Elk: Shut up.
Mia: -sniffs the air- Aromatic grass? AROMATIC GRASS AROMATIC GRASS AROMATIC GRASS! -runs up to Mistral and steals her aromatic grass-
Mistral: Nooooo! My rare item:( -without her aromatic grass, has gone back to thinking 'Key of the Twilight rare item' and is clinging to Aura-
Aura: I feel violated.
Helba: Attention! I have determined that The World may explode anyway... it's all up to the Key of the Twilight!
Aura: Please die.
The World: -explodes-
.hack is fucked
still-very-messed-up-Piros: PORK! Will you help me?
Gardenia: ... -gives Piros a potion-
Piros: -drinks the potion and returns to normal, but is now pink- I'M PINK! THANK GOD I'M PINK!
Gardenia: That color suits you well. -disappears-
Mistral: Yay for Piros-kun :D -glomps Piros-
Piros: Nooooo! Get her away from me! -runs screaming out of the dungeon-
Everyone recieves a flash mail:
The World will soon terminate. Everyone return to the hot springs for more information. Thank you for playing.
Hot springs.
Crim: But Sora... I love you... HOLY SHIT! MY OTHER EYE!
Balmung: -dancing around like a chicken- Its the end of The World... and i didn't get to say much during this story.
Tsukasa: -soaking in hot springs- Pain... pain... I need to relax.
Mimiru: -sigh- I've searched, but just to end up here again.
Tsukasa: Where's elk?
Mimiru: You don't want to know... man, how long have they been doing it?
Tsukasa: What's that, Mimiru?
Mimiru: Nothing.
Kite: So, Blackrose, I've been meaning to tell you-
Helba: -appears- I see that you have failed, but-
Bear: Hey, Helba, will you marry me?
Orca: No, she's going to marry ME first!
Bear: No me!
Orca: NO ME!
-catfight-
Helba: IDIOTS! You two are the most incompetent fools I have ever had the misfortune to meet! Besides, I'm with Lios.
-Bear and Orca look disappointed-
Helba: As I was saying... the Key of the Twilight is among us!
-everyone looks shocked, then they start to search frantically; before long, all attention is directed toward a calm and friendly conversation going on in the shallow end of the hot springs-
Natsume: You area very nice person to talk to!
Aura: -giggle-
Tsukasa: That's her! Aura, Key of the Twilight.
Mistral: -thinks- Key of the Twilight rare item... -runs up to Aura and grabs her- RARE ITEM! RARE ITEM! RARE ITEM! RARE ITEM! RARE ITEM!
Aura: -bites Mistral-
Mistral: Ouchies! (
Aura: This is why I wanted to get away from you idiots. I just wanted some time to myself in the hot springs without being bothered by your annoyances. I seriously hate each and every one of you. From the time that you entered The World.
--flashback-- Aura: Take this book. The power it holds can bring forth either salvation or destruction at the whim of the user.
Kite: I can't take it. It belong to Orca.
Orca: Yeah,but i'm about to die. So you have to take it.
Kite: Bullshit! It's your responsibility, not mine,Yasuhiko!
Orca: I told you not to call me that here!
Kite: Whatever! Just take the stupid whatever book and use it to do whatever it does!
Aura: The power it holds can bring either salva-
Kite: SHUT UP! Orca,just take the damn book, ass-wipe!
-Orca gets Data Drained-
Kite: Oh,you've already made other plans. That's convienient! Fine,give me the fucking book!
Aura: The power it holds-
Kite: SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH! --end flashback-
Aura: YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKERS!
-everyone is shocked and insulted-
Mistral: Yay what do I win:D Aura: -smacks forehead-
Helba: Technically, Natsume found the Key of the Twilight first, so she gets the item.
Mistral: Grrrrr... (
Helba: Um... you can have this as a... runner-up prize. -gives aromatic grass-
Mistral: Aromatic grass/
Helba: Its... er... RARE aromatic grass.
Mistral: Wheeeee:D Helba: Natsume, for your prize, you may have anything in The World.
Natsume: Well... I can't see good... that's why I didn't know it was Aura.
Helba: Have you tried opening your eyes?
Natsume: Oh! I never thought of that! -opens eyes- That's much better!
Everyone: -sweatdrop-
Subaru: So... now what?
Ginkan: Hot springs!
Subaru: -chops up Ginkan-
Crim: I really do love you, Sora! NO, NOT THERE! OWWWWW.
Kite: Blackrose, I wanted to tell you that-
Blackrose: -kisses Kite-
-Kite and Blackrose start making out-
Bear: -looks at Kite and Blackrose- What the hell... -starts making out with Orca-
-Mia and Elk gate in-
Mimiru: Your finished?
Elk: Shut up.
Mia: -sniffs the air- Aromatic grass? AROMATIC GRASS AROMATIC GRASS AROMATIC GRASS! -runs up to Mistral and steals her aromatic grass-
Mistral: Nooooo! My rare item:( -without her aromatic grass, has gone back to thinking 'Key of the Twilight rare item' and is clinging to Aura-
Aura: I feel violated.
Helba: Attention! I have determined that The World may explode anyway... it's all up to the Key of the Twilight!
Aura: Please die.
The World: -explodes-
.hack is fucked