The Smashers go to World War III
Disclaimer: the Chief is obviously not Master or Crazy hand. He is just a random character that i do not know how i made it up. P.S. This story is also based on the strategy game, Command ansd Conquer: Red Alert 2.
A thick titamium door slid open.The chief and the rest walked through. A few members of the CIA waved to the chief and
said a quick hello. They walked toward the Briefing Room. A scientist was already sitting at a chair."Ahh... Chief, and the
team. sigh And Ness. (You can clearly say that everybody hates Ness. Not that i have anything agianst him, but its just how
the story goes ok) How do you do? Nevermind. We got to get down to business. Seems like the Russians declared war
agianst us. They are throwing everything they've got at us. Your first stop is at New York. Some of our ground troops have
already landed there. They will rendezvous with you at the Statue of Liberty. You will be equipped with a Desert Eagle .50
caliber pistol, a .50 caliber machine gun, and some provisions. Your objective is to reach Fort Bradley, which fortunatly we
still have standing. Our communication with the Fort has been severed by a Soviet satellite clogger. Establish a new
communication line, and destroy the clogger. Be warned the clogger is highly defended. The on--" "Well
DUUUUUUHHHHHHH! Of couse its heavily gaurded. I mean its really important for the Soviets to keep up from
communicating from Fort to Fort. Jeez i thought you were smart." Blurted Ness. " As I was saying before SOMEBODY
acidentally interupted me. The only key is stealth. So i have equipped your armopr with camaflouging abilities." The scientist
said. "Humph." said Ness. " Oh yeah! I get to use my ole' rifle of a machine gun. Oh happy day!" cried Mario. Everybody
turned to look at him. The chief rubbed his temple. " Why did i hire bumbling knuckleheads like these?" he thought. As
everybody boarded the paratrooper plane, Ness cried out, " I need to go potty! Oh wait, nevermind." " Do I dare look at the
ground?Do I dare look at the ground?Do I dare look at the ground?" Link said aloud. He took a quick peek. " Oh Jeez.
JANITOR!" He cried out. A janitor quickly came to take a look. " I'll let the night janitor do it." He said staring at the puddle
on the floor. "You clean it up NOW!" the chief yelled at the janitor. ( You know what happens next). They finally boarded
the plane, and were like an hour late. On the plane, Roy whispered to everbody except Ness, who was sulking in the far, far,
far back of the plane. " Hey if we dress him up as a Soviet gunner, maybe our guys down at the Statue will shoot him."
Everybody stifled a giggle. " You know, that's not nice." a strangely girly voice said. The boys looked up. And there, standing
above them were...
You probably knows what happens next, am i right?