Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM. I should have told you that.
The Smashers go to World War III
"My god, we are so ruined." Link said. Above them, there was Zelda, Peach, Pichu, and Yoshi. "So what were you saying?" Peach asked sternly. "What the
freakin heck are you doin here? This is a mission only for us!" Roy cried. "Oh shut your yap. We are just backup. Sheesh." Zelda puffed. Suddenly, the Plane
shock violently. Marth woke from his sleep. "Whuzzat? No I don't want any fries…" and fell back to sleep. Everybody stifled a giggle. Some paratroopers
appeared through a door, and said" We need to go now. We are flying over enemy territory and they are firing at us. Cmon!" They grabbed their parachutes and
jumped out the broken door. As they jumped out, the plane went down to the Earth. " Well, there goes my poop." Ness said. Marth suddenly said," POOP! All
that time you were shitting? Didn't you even think to go to the…" And he suddenly barfed. "Oh mammamia!." said Mario, who was right under Marth. All the
girls shivered. And then laughed. HARD. Tears were streaming down their big, fat, overstuffed faces Like a huge waterfall gushing out.. (Sorry got to put that, for the
sake of the story ya know. I don't have anything against girls, even if I am a boy.)Enemy forces heard the laughing, and looked up. One of the soldiers saw a girls'
pantyhose, and threw up. "Comrades, this girls we take hostage. Her panty hose smelles awful." Said a soldier pointing at Peach. The rest of the paratroopers landed
and grabbed their rifles and fired like madmen in a beehive. Ness started snarling like crazy, scaring some enemy troops away. Some enemies started firing, only to be
killed themselves. After the battle, all that was left were vaporized tree trunks, dead troops, and a very crazy Ness, still snarling like crazy. "Ness! You little retard!"
Yelled Link. Ness snapped out of his weird trance, and said " What?" " Nevermind." Link replied. And so the gang set up camp, and made Ness do all the
work. " Hey you know, you were right about Ness, crazy and totally weird." Zelda said. "Oh now you believe us. You should've believed us when you whacked
us with your…ahem guns." Roy said as he looked at the puny little toy pistols that they have. " Hmph these are Desert Eagles as if you don't know." Zelda said.
" Hmmm… more like Desert Punies. HA!" Roy joked. "Nevermind. Why did you have to whack us? Some of us needs medics now. You have weakened us."
"Whatever." Zelda said dully. "Hey! Did you hear something?" Yoshi whispered. There was something, something lurking behind the trees…