Rat Race.. Anime Style!
Chapter 1
The Lucky Winners
Time Traveler here all you fanfiction writers and readers out there. I was inspired by the craziness and understanding plot to create this fanfic. Note: not all the characters are anime characters but you will know who is who. Disclamer: I don't own Rat Race or any of the characters contained in this fic. Well enough with the legal mumbo- jumbo lets get to the point.
It was a day of working, vacationing and gambling at Illusion Incorporated promotional Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
At this point someone was checking out at the receptionist. "Hi", said the boy, "I'm checking out room 104." "Ranma Saotome", asked the receptionist. Ranma nodded. As the receptionist typed through the computer she asked, "How was your luck last night?" "Oh I didn't gamble, I was challenged to a fight here by someone." "That explains why Ryoga was bent out of shape last night." "I was also invited to observe a duel monsters game by a friend."
Ranma was then handed the bill. "What's with this extra $10,000 dollars?" "For your in room movies sir", replied the receptionist. "What in room movies? I was barley in my room!" The receptionist pulled up something on the computer. "Princess Mononke." "What", asked Ranma. "You watched that movie 11 times." "No that is impossible!" yelled Ranma. "Princess Monoke, 9:00, Princess Mononke, 6:30, in the morning you watched Kiki's Delivery Service for ten minutes then switched back to Princess Monoke." "Look", said Ranma, "I don't know how that got on there but I did not watch them. If Ryoga was okay he'd tell you that and so would Yugi, I was at his duel!" "Are you sure. A intriguing movie directed by Hayao Miyazaki in this." "No! I don't even no what it is about!" "Alright", said the receptionist, "How many times did you watch it?" "ZERO!!" *********************************************
Vash the Stampede was busy drinking in a nearby bar. He then realized his glass was empty. "Hey bar-keep, another round please", he said. "Sure", said the bartender, whose name was Moe. "You know, yuse kinda familia", he said. "Yea", said Barney, "haven't we met someplace before *belch*." "No way", said Vash with a smile on his face, "I guess I am just one of those characters with 'one of those faces'! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Soon on the news a scene familiar to Vash came on. "The top story of the day", said the anchor man, "A huge city is once again in ruins thanks to the $60,000,000,000,000 man Vash the Stampede. Fortunately, no one was killed in the incident."
Just as Moe and Barney turned to see their friend, Vash was gone. ********************************************************
Piro & Largo where at the top of a flight of stairs in the hotel lobby. "Here we are", said Largo, "Set it there!" "I can't believe you talked me into this!" Piro said as he placed a small shot glass down. "All Right," he said, "Just walk along towards that glass and trip over it, like the idiot you are, and let gravity do the rest." "Won't I break my neck", asked Largo. "Yes I am sure you might break you neck but that is a risk I am willing to take" "Well", said Largo, "Why don't j00 do it?" "Because", said Piro, "Even though I am against this, if we want to pull this off, we need a witness that can be understood. I mean not everyone here speaks L33T!" "Well maybe." Largo was interrupted, for an old lady that was walking with his full grown son just tripped on it and fell down the stairs. "MOTHER", he yelled. "Seymour", yelled the lady, "Don't just stand there, help me!" The woman attendant said, "Those punks, they are going to pay for it right through the nose!" Piro and Largo thought it would be a good time move away so they hurried away." *********************************************************************** The door of room 546 opened, and in walked the Simpson family from Springfield, U.S.A. They all quickly put their luggage down. "See", said Homer, "We didn't need a bellhop!" "You will do anything just to avoid giving a tip, Homer", said Marge.
Their children ran over to the beds and Lisa grabbed the one on the left. "Hey, that's my bed", said Bart. "No it's mine, you got to choose last time!" The two began to argue. "Kids", yelled Marge, "stop that." Then he turned to Homer, "Homer, why did we stop here, you know I have a gambling problem." "Don't worry Marge", said Homer, "It's just so we can see Penn & Teller here, nothing less. Anyway, I am going to take a stroll around here." "Homer", said a concerned Marge, who just dropped Maggie, who decided to wonder the room, You are not going to the casino, are you." "No Marge, I just want to, look around, and get these cramps out of my legs." "Okay, but remember, NO GAMBLING!" "I promise, in fact, I plan to go to the gift shop", with that he took out and secretly unrolled plenty of money."
Just as he was heading out the door, Lisa and Bart were jumping at each other on the beds and got a headline collision. "That's gonna smart. Marge the kids need you." **************************************************************************** *
Belldandy was busy waiting in the restaurant section of the casino. She was showing the picture of her sister, Skuld, to some nearby waitresses. "Oh", they said, "So she is your sister." "Yep", she said, "She kinda ran off because of a fight she had with our sister." "And you came here and just 'met' her", asked on of the waitresses. "No", said Belldandy, "Keichi and I hired a detective, spent most of our money and now, I am going to see her again.
At that moment, Skuld just walked in. Belldandy, walked on up to her. "Nice to see you again, sister." Skuld nodded, "I am so sorry, that I ran out on you like that." "It's all right", said Belldandy. She brought her over to a seat. Turning to the waitresses she said, "Could leave us please." "Sure", they said. After they left, Bell said, "So, were you happy here in America." "Not entirely", Skuld responded. "So that's why Urd, asked me to find you. She told me that you would be stressed, wouldn't get enough sleep, etc." "Well who wouldn't." **************************************************************************** **
Ranma was heading out to the main door when a familiar, spike haired boy with a triangle like object around his neck came up. "Ranma", he yelled. "Oh, hi Yugi." "Could please stay for a little bit." "No, Shampoo is chasing me." "No she is not", said Yugi, noticing a "I don't want to stay look on his face." "Listen, I know you barley token a risk ever since the spring incident but you got to try to break a few rules. You haven't even gambled for crying out loud!" "It's not my thing. Now, if you don't mind, I have to catch a plane." As he left Yugi yelled, "Just for once, do something risky!" **********************************************
Belldandy & Skuld where busy kicking it off at the slot machines in the casino. "This is so much fun", said Belldandy as she pulled the lever again. Soon the slots lined up and it was a jackpot. "You won!" yelled Skuld.
They reached under the slot to get the coins, and withdrew a gold coin with the hotel insignia on the back and on the other were the words, "YOU ARE A WINNER! SEE GUEST SERVICES." ***********************************************
Vash was trying his luck at a slot machine. He once again pulled the lever and he got jackpot. "Yes, alright, I am the man", he shouted idiotically.
He reached down and he pulled out a gold coin with the insignia of the hotel on it. ***********************************************
Homer creeped around the slot machines, just trying to find one that felt lucky. He chose one, put a quarter in and pulled the lever and got jackpot. "Yes! Woohoo!" He reached down and pulled out a gold coin. "I'm a winner! Woohoo!"
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Piro and Largo were just putting their money in the slot machines and pulling the lever of each one. Just then Piro's conscience, Seraphim, appeared. "Piro, are you sure you are doing the right thing", she said. "Sure what have we got to lose." At that moment Largo yelled, "Yes we won! We are L33T!" He handed Piro a gold coin. "This isn't real money", said Piro. *************************************************
"A free buffet, is that all", asked Skuld to the receptionist. "No it is a special reception at the penthouse conference room where", she paused to read the information form and she read, "'A once in a lifetime event awaits you.' Sorry but that's all I know." "This is exciting Skuld, what do you think", asked Belldandy. "All right we will do it", Skuld said. "Great, but first I need some identification", the receptionist said. "Okay", Belldandy said and handed the receptionist her and Skuld's cards." After looking at the cards she asked, "You are jocking right. You two are goddesses?" "Yes we are", they both said. ************************************************
Ranma was nearly to the door when a slot machine caught his eye. He stopped, put a quarter in it and pulled the lever. "Okay, I've gambled", he said. Just as he said that he got a jackpot and a gold coin came down in the slot.
He picked it up and looked at the coin puzzled.
To be continued...
Well did you like it or hate it. I really thought this would be interesting and funny. I will continue this A.S.A.P. Oh just to tell you. The movie, Princess Monoke, I don't own it nor have I had seen it so don't flame me or anything okay. Okay. See you later you Fanfiction.Netters.
Chapter 1
The Lucky Winners
Time Traveler here all you fanfiction writers and readers out there. I was inspired by the craziness and understanding plot to create this fanfic. Note: not all the characters are anime characters but you will know who is who. Disclamer: I don't own Rat Race or any of the characters contained in this fic. Well enough with the legal mumbo- jumbo lets get to the point.
It was a day of working, vacationing and gambling at Illusion Incorporated promotional Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
At this point someone was checking out at the receptionist. "Hi", said the boy, "I'm checking out room 104." "Ranma Saotome", asked the receptionist. Ranma nodded. As the receptionist typed through the computer she asked, "How was your luck last night?" "Oh I didn't gamble, I was challenged to a fight here by someone." "That explains why Ryoga was bent out of shape last night." "I was also invited to observe a duel monsters game by a friend."
Ranma was then handed the bill. "What's with this extra $10,000 dollars?" "For your in room movies sir", replied the receptionist. "What in room movies? I was barley in my room!" The receptionist pulled up something on the computer. "Princess Mononke." "What", asked Ranma. "You watched that movie 11 times." "No that is impossible!" yelled Ranma. "Princess Monoke, 9:00, Princess Mononke, 6:30, in the morning you watched Kiki's Delivery Service for ten minutes then switched back to Princess Monoke." "Look", said Ranma, "I don't know how that got on there but I did not watch them. If Ryoga was okay he'd tell you that and so would Yugi, I was at his duel!" "Are you sure. A intriguing movie directed by Hayao Miyazaki in this." "No! I don't even no what it is about!" "Alright", said the receptionist, "How many times did you watch it?" "ZERO!!" *********************************************
Vash the Stampede was busy drinking in a nearby bar. He then realized his glass was empty. "Hey bar-keep, another round please", he said. "Sure", said the bartender, whose name was Moe. "You know, yuse kinda familia", he said. "Yea", said Barney, "haven't we met someplace before *belch*." "No way", said Vash with a smile on his face, "I guess I am just one of those characters with 'one of those faces'! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Soon on the news a scene familiar to Vash came on. "The top story of the day", said the anchor man, "A huge city is once again in ruins thanks to the $60,000,000,000,000 man Vash the Stampede. Fortunately, no one was killed in the incident."
Just as Moe and Barney turned to see their friend, Vash was gone. ********************************************************
Piro & Largo where at the top of a flight of stairs in the hotel lobby. "Here we are", said Largo, "Set it there!" "I can't believe you talked me into this!" Piro said as he placed a small shot glass down. "All Right," he said, "Just walk along towards that glass and trip over it, like the idiot you are, and let gravity do the rest." "Won't I break my neck", asked Largo. "Yes I am sure you might break you neck but that is a risk I am willing to take" "Well", said Largo, "Why don't j00 do it?" "Because", said Piro, "Even though I am against this, if we want to pull this off, we need a witness that can be understood. I mean not everyone here speaks L33T!" "Well maybe." Largo was interrupted, for an old lady that was walking with his full grown son just tripped on it and fell down the stairs. "MOTHER", he yelled. "Seymour", yelled the lady, "Don't just stand there, help me!" The woman attendant said, "Those punks, they are going to pay for it right through the nose!" Piro and Largo thought it would be a good time move away so they hurried away." *********************************************************************** The door of room 546 opened, and in walked the Simpson family from Springfield, U.S.A. They all quickly put their luggage down. "See", said Homer, "We didn't need a bellhop!" "You will do anything just to avoid giving a tip, Homer", said Marge.
Their children ran over to the beds and Lisa grabbed the one on the left. "Hey, that's my bed", said Bart. "No it's mine, you got to choose last time!" The two began to argue. "Kids", yelled Marge, "stop that." Then he turned to Homer, "Homer, why did we stop here, you know I have a gambling problem." "Don't worry Marge", said Homer, "It's just so we can see Penn & Teller here, nothing less. Anyway, I am going to take a stroll around here." "Homer", said a concerned Marge, who just dropped Maggie, who decided to wonder the room, You are not going to the casino, are you." "No Marge, I just want to, look around, and get these cramps out of my legs." "Okay, but remember, NO GAMBLING!" "I promise, in fact, I plan to go to the gift shop", with that he took out and secretly unrolled plenty of money."
Just as he was heading out the door, Lisa and Bart were jumping at each other on the beds and got a headline collision. "That's gonna smart. Marge the kids need you." **************************************************************************** *
Belldandy was busy waiting in the restaurant section of the casino. She was showing the picture of her sister, Skuld, to some nearby waitresses. "Oh", they said, "So she is your sister." "Yep", she said, "She kinda ran off because of a fight she had with our sister." "And you came here and just 'met' her", asked on of the waitresses. "No", said Belldandy, "Keichi and I hired a detective, spent most of our money and now, I am going to see her again.
At that moment, Skuld just walked in. Belldandy, walked on up to her. "Nice to see you again, sister." Skuld nodded, "I am so sorry, that I ran out on you like that." "It's all right", said Belldandy. She brought her over to a seat. Turning to the waitresses she said, "Could leave us please." "Sure", they said. After they left, Bell said, "So, were you happy here in America." "Not entirely", Skuld responded. "So that's why Urd, asked me to find you. She told me that you would be stressed, wouldn't get enough sleep, etc." "Well who wouldn't." **************************************************************************** **
Ranma was heading out to the main door when a familiar, spike haired boy with a triangle like object around his neck came up. "Ranma", he yelled. "Oh, hi Yugi." "Could please stay for a little bit." "No, Shampoo is chasing me." "No she is not", said Yugi, noticing a "I don't want to stay look on his face." "Listen, I know you barley token a risk ever since the spring incident but you got to try to break a few rules. You haven't even gambled for crying out loud!" "It's not my thing. Now, if you don't mind, I have to catch a plane." As he left Yugi yelled, "Just for once, do something risky!" **********************************************
Belldandy & Skuld where busy kicking it off at the slot machines in the casino. "This is so much fun", said Belldandy as she pulled the lever again. Soon the slots lined up and it was a jackpot. "You won!" yelled Skuld.
They reached under the slot to get the coins, and withdrew a gold coin with the hotel insignia on the back and on the other were the words, "YOU ARE A WINNER! SEE GUEST SERVICES." ***********************************************
Vash was trying his luck at a slot machine. He once again pulled the lever and he got jackpot. "Yes, alright, I am the man", he shouted idiotically.
He reached down and he pulled out a gold coin with the insignia of the hotel on it. ***********************************************
Homer creeped around the slot machines, just trying to find one that felt lucky. He chose one, put a quarter in and pulled the lever and got jackpot. "Yes! Woohoo!" He reached down and pulled out a gold coin. "I'm a winner! Woohoo!"
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Piro and Largo were just putting their money in the slot machines and pulling the lever of each one. Just then Piro's conscience, Seraphim, appeared. "Piro, are you sure you are doing the right thing", she said. "Sure what have we got to lose." At that moment Largo yelled, "Yes we won! We are L33T!" He handed Piro a gold coin. "This isn't real money", said Piro. *************************************************
"A free buffet, is that all", asked Skuld to the receptionist. "No it is a special reception at the penthouse conference room where", she paused to read the information form and she read, "'A once in a lifetime event awaits you.' Sorry but that's all I know." "This is exciting Skuld, what do you think", asked Belldandy. "All right we will do it", Skuld said. "Great, but first I need some identification", the receptionist said. "Okay", Belldandy said and handed the receptionist her and Skuld's cards." After looking at the cards she asked, "You are jocking right. You two are goddesses?" "Yes we are", they both said. ************************************************
Ranma was nearly to the door when a slot machine caught his eye. He stopped, put a quarter in it and pulled the lever. "Okay, I've gambled", he said. Just as he said that he got a jackpot and a gold coin came down in the slot.
He picked it up and looked at the coin puzzled.
To be continued...
Well did you like it or hate it. I really thought this would be interesting and funny. I will continue this A.S.A.P. Oh just to tell you. The movie, Princess Monoke, I don't own it nor have I had seen it so don't flame me or anything okay. Okay. See you later you Fanfiction.Netters.