Rat Race.....Anime Style
Chapter 5
Buses, Helicopters, Excel rejoins the race, and A THEFT!
The Time Traveler: Hey ya'll it's me again!! I finally got the urge to continue writing after seeing it again and this time I recorded it. Oh by the way I was helping a friend of mine with one of his fanfics but you can read that in the profile. His name is SP Action Extreme, which of course I like to thank him for being a good reviewer as well as a friend.
(Excel approaches)
Excel: When do I get back in the race.
Triple T: Don't worry you'll be getting back in this chapter so please don't kill me or I will ask SP Action Extreme to have Phluffy come and kill you!!
Excel: Fine!
Triple T: Once again I don't own Rat Race nor any of the characters from other shows! Well enjoy!
Vash was wondering around in the dessert. The pantless gunman had to tear his red coat (Note to my brother: if you are reading this please don't kill me!) and put it around his feet, to prevent the hot sand from burning them.
As he wandered through the seemingly endless wasteland he looked around and said, "Where am I?!!
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Naru and Ranma-Chan were flying high in the chopper above a nice looking neighborhood. "What are we doing here", asked Ranma. "Just a small detour", said Naru, "I just want to say hi to my boyfriend Seta." Ranma nodded her head in agreement.
As they neared her boyfriend Seta's house, Naru noticed an familiar looking car in the driveway. Naru looked shocked.
"Why that son of a bitch! That's Kitsune's car!!" "Who is Kitsune", asked Ranma. "His ex-girlfriend, or so I thought!" exclaimed Naru
Ranma wanted to calm her down, so she said, "Well he may not be two- timing you, maybe she here to pick up some clothes or..." She fell short when she saw Seta and Kitsune in a hot tub out in the backyard.
Naru glared and went into her angry mode (similar to the time when she first met Kietaro in episode 1 of Love Hina).
Seta then noticed the helicopter and who was piloting it. She quickly hid her fox-faced girl friend by shoving her into the pool.
"HEY DID I COME AT A BAD TIME TWO-TIMER!!!" yelled Naru. She then turned down the throttle and sent the chopper into a nosedive. "I'LL RAM THIS CHOPPER DOWN YOUR THROAT!"
Naru then swooped down near the couple then made a u-turn and went down again. "Hey Naru", yelled Seta, "What the heck are you doing?!" "DON'T WORRY I HAVE BEEN FLYING SINCE I WAS 14!!" yelled Naru. "I am not worried about you, I am worried about me", resoponded Seta.
Naru then had the helicopter the hover above the hot tub. "HEY YOU HAVE A MOMENT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP!!!" As Naru said this, the wind, caused by helicopter's blades, caused the hot tub to fall apart and the water fell out with a splash, along with Kitsune, and Seta. Also some of the hot water splashed inside the chopper hitting Ranma making her/him a boy again.
While Seta was struggling to get up, Naru decided to take out her anger on Seta's truck! She threw the chopper's fire extinguisher onto the truck's backside and shattered the glass. "TAKE THAT YOU CREEP", yelled Naru. She then threw a wrench and made a dent in the hood. She then took out a paint bucket and handed it to Ranma. "Here, help me, open this up", said Naru. "Uhhh, I rather stay out of...", said Ranma. "OPEN IT OR I WILL KNOCK YOU INTO ORBIT", yelled Naru. "Okay", whimpered Ranma. He then pried the top off the can. Naru took it from him and threw it down on the truck's hood splattering paint everywhere.
Seta, who got his shirt on, ran towards his truck. "No, not the truck", he yelled. He got in an took off in it, with a hot headed helicopter pilot (say that 23 times fast!) on his tale. "COME BACK HERE YOU TWO-TIMING SNAKE! YOU PERV, YOU PRUNE!" yelled Naru.
Naru kept chasing Seta even across the highway. "OH WHAT WAS I THINKING, I WANT MY FIVE MONTHS BACK!" she continued to yell. "I AM GETTING THE TATTOO REMOVED!!"
Soon the highway was behind them and they were on a dessert road. Unknowingly they zoomed by two individuals. One was an oversized brown cockroach that was standing on two legs, the other was boy with black hair, a denub jacket over a red t-shirt, blue jeans and brown leather shoes. He had red face and carried a yellow tipped baton. The two saw the two vehicles zoom past. After they observed this the boy said to the cockroach, "This is one weird town." "What about F City", said the cockroach. "I stand corrected", responded the boy. They both then continued on their journey (AN: Those two are Rocky Cockradio and the Evil One, which I, The Time Traveler, and my friend, SP Action Extreme, own. For more info see the end of the fic.)
Getting back to Naru, she was hitting the side of the truck with the landing gear. Soon Seta turned the truck onto the dessert. Using the wind caused by the chopper's blades, she went near the ground and whirled the helicopter in a circle causing a huge sandstorm. The sand blinded Seta and the truck crashed into some bushes. "I think you killed him", said Ranma. "No you can't kill him he is like a cockroach", said Naru. (Rocky heard this, and in response he took out a megaphone and yelled through it, "I heard that you insolent human!").
Suddenly the alarms in the helicopter started blaring notifying that the copter's engine was overheated and such. "Uh Oh", said Naru. "No, 'Uh Oh'", responded Ranma, "Fix the 'Uh Oh'!" Soon the helicopter landed and came to a standstill. "We just violated about 15 federal laws", said Naru. "What do you mean we", asked Ranma. "Quick lets go", said Naru. "No I prefer", before Ranma could finish Naru kissed him deeply on the lips. "Good-bye", she said. Ranma thought for a moment and then said, "Wait I am coming!" Then he quickly tried to get out of the chopper.
Meanwhile Naru opened the door of the truck and threw the barley conscious Seta out. He quickly came to and said to her, "Naru! That's it we are through!" In response Naru gave him a punch in the jaw, knocking him out cold. She quickly hoped in the truck. Shortly, after she pulled out, Ranma came running up to the passenger side and hopped in.
"You know this is the first illegal thing I have done in my life", said Ranma as they started off. "How does it feel", asked Naru. "Well a little shaky but it may be from the helicopter crash", he responded.
Suddenly Seta appeared in the passanger window and was grabbing on to the pane and was running along side the truck. "Get out this is my truck", he yelled. "IT'S MY TRUCK, I PAID FOR IT!" responded Naru. Seta then noticed Ranma, "Hey whoever you are, you lay a finger on her and I..." Seta never finished because Naru rolled the window up on him and he got caught in it. "By the way", said Naru, "Seta do me a favor, Kitsune left her bra in the truck!" As she said that she held up a silk pink bra then she shoved it into Seta's mouth. "Could you make sure she gets that for me? Thank you and TAKE THIS!" She opened the window a little and punched Seta so hard he flew across the sands and past Rocky and One.
"How do you clock that", asked Rocky. "According to my WAND's speed gun, about up to Mach 1" responded One. Rocky whistled his impressiveness.
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Vash, who was walking through the dessert up until know, was relieved when he saw a roadside rest station. He quickly ran up to a nearby water fountain and took a drink from it.
While he was drinking he overheard some lady's which were cosplaying some very familiar characters, probably from an old sitcom. "Where is the driver", said 1 lady. "He's in the powder room", responded the other. "Oh man, he better hurry or we will never make it to Santa Fe' by 3 o clock!" Vash, suddenly got an idea. He slowly entered the restroom.
The driver of the bus was busy washing his hands when suddenly he heard the door slam. He turned and he saw Vash.
Vash started acting like he was out of breath and said, "Mister, you must help me! My wife is out back, she's having a baby!" "A baby", asked the driver. "YES A BABY! AND IT'S HALFWAY OUT!" responded Vash. He pointed to the driver's jacket and said, "I need your jacket!" The driver looked concerned and asked, "Why my jacket?" Vash quickly thought up something and said, "For her.....For her iniamic sac! You know where the mucus is gushing." He emphasized this with a dramatic gestures. "JUST QUICK THE JACKET!" The driver then took his jacket off, but then Vash added, "And your pants!" "MY PANTS!?" , questioned the driver. "Yea for her parsenthia, and the", Vash went on with dramatic gestures and more graphic lines. "QUICK THE PANTS", he said finally. The driver then took of his pants. Vash then quickly said, "I also need your hat!" "WHY MY HAT NOW!?" said the bus driver. "For her....VIGINA!" "OHHHHHHHHHH!"
A few minutes later Vash stepped out of the mens room in a bus drivers uniform. "All right you lovely lady's lets go!" Vash said as he went up to the ladys. "But where is Marty", one asked. "Family Emergency, his wife is having a baby!" responded Vash "A baby?!" remarked the other lady. "Yes. My name is Vash, I am your new driver." He said as he urged them inside the bus, which had a lot of noise coming from within.
As Vash got in to the driver's seat one of the lady's was calling everyone to attention. "OK everybody we will be on our way. This here is Vash, he is our new driver. Everyone say Hellllooooooooooooooooo!" Vash turned to see the seats filled with cosplayers dressed as the same character and they all yelled, "Hellllllllooooooooooooo Vaaaash!" Vash turned and recovered from the shock. "Our next stop", said the head lady, "Is the third annual I Love Lucy convention in Santa Fe', New Mexico. What do we say to that?" "AWOOOOOOOOOOO", yelled all the Lucy cosplayers.
Vash had a little trouble getting the bus going, but eventually he got the hang of it and drove off.
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Meanwhile, all the way back at the hotel, people where gathering near the piller where Excel lay dead. "Is she dead", asked someone. Suddenly a blue circle of stars with arms went near Excel.
In Excels mind she saw her. "Excel, wake up. Excel!" "Great Will of the Macrocasm", asked Excel. "Excel", said Will, "You musn't die, the race has just begun and you must catch up to the competitors for the money. Now with this great power of mine please come back.
*story reset* (you know what I mean for you Excel Saga fans out there)
Soon Ralph Wiggum came up to Excel. "Excuse me are you dead?" Startled, Excel finally re-awoke and everyone near her ran off. Excel, finally remembered what she was doing and started running off saying, "Oh yea I am in a race! Here me Illpalazzo I will win the race! Must run like I am after Menchi!"
As she was saying this, she ran out of the hotel and into the street. She was then hit by a car that had a huge burger in front of it. "Oh no. I think we hit something", said the driver. The other in the passenger area said, "Uh, Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?" "Oh come on Ed", said the driver, "Someone could be hurt!" "Oh", said Ed.
They both got out of the car and went near Excel. They both tried to rouse her suddenly they noticed a woman who yelled, "Wait I saw the whole thing! Stay there I will be right down!" "Oh no, it is Gloria Allried", said the driver, who's name is Dexter.
"Come on dude get up", yelled Ed. "WHYYYYYY?!" yelled Dexter. Suddenly Excel got up, "TA DA!" "Your fine, you won't sue us will you", asked Dexter. "TAXI", yelled Excel. "Wait! You don't need a taxi. Tell us where your going and perhaps we can drop you off." "I don't know Dex, it doesn't sound nice just to drop her", said Ed. "I mean we get there we just let here go on out the car and we drive off, Hucklberry!" said Dexter. "OHHHH. So where you heading", asked Ed. "Why I am headed for Silver City, New Mexico, for I am participating in an ignorant masses race!" "Silver City", responded Dexter, "This your lucky day! We're headed for El Paso! It is right on the way!" With that they opened the back seat and allowed her into the car. "Oh but listen we have to be there by 5 o clock tonight so we will be driving very fast", said Dexter. "PERFECT! LET'S ROLL!" yelled Excel. "I AM DRIVING!" yelled Ed. "Oh Man!" said Ed. With that the Burger Mobile rolled off at top speed.
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Piro and Largo where talking to an oversized praying mantis who's name is Zorak. He was trying to discuss a deal with him if he copies the key they can provide another for a free price. "No we just need one." "Are you sure, I can provide a third for free", said Zorak. "No just one now move it", said Largo. While Zorak turned to get a copy Largo said, "This is a L33T plan. We get two keys, we split up and double our chances of getting the money!" Piro nodded and said, "That is right, now to make sure you don't mess up, where are we headed?" "Silver City, New Mexico", said Largo. "Now remember, we must keep this a secret, no disgression." "You S3r310us. "Yes we are talking about 2 million dollars here, people would kill us to get that key!" "Understood!"
Zorak happened to overhear the conversation and he got a slight grin.
Later, outside in the car, Piro and Largo were talking. "Okay, I'll take this car you can steal one." "I am going to s+3al that blue one over there", said Largo. "Once one of us has the money we will wait for the other okay. And don't forget your key..." Piro stopped short when he noticed the key was wrong and then he noticed the other key was the same but it was not the key Pegasus gave them this morning. "Why that lousy, cheating bug!" yelled Piro, "He will ph3ar my wrath!" As he said this Zorak was driving off in a van and he yelled, "So long suckers!" "There he is", yelled Largo. "G3T TH@T BUG!" Piro nodded and stepped on the gas, and took off after Zorak.
To be continued......
TTT: The Time Traveler here. Well that is it for now. I hope you enjoyed it. I just got so exiliarated from finally recording Rat Race on a DVD-RW and editing it, that I wanted to write this. Oh by the way those two charaters, Rocky and One, they are from Shortstuff & Phluffy: Action Extreme copyright SP Action Extreme and me, The Time Traveler. Well ta ta for now!
Chapter 5
Buses, Helicopters, Excel rejoins the race, and A THEFT!
The Time Traveler: Hey ya'll it's me again!! I finally got the urge to continue writing after seeing it again and this time I recorded it. Oh by the way I was helping a friend of mine with one of his fanfics but you can read that in the profile. His name is SP Action Extreme, which of course I like to thank him for being a good reviewer as well as a friend.
(Excel approaches)
Excel: When do I get back in the race.
Triple T: Don't worry you'll be getting back in this chapter so please don't kill me or I will ask SP Action Extreme to have Phluffy come and kill you!!
Excel: Fine!
Triple T: Once again I don't own Rat Race nor any of the characters from other shows! Well enjoy!
Vash was wondering around in the dessert. The pantless gunman had to tear his red coat (Note to my brother: if you are reading this please don't kill me!) and put it around his feet, to prevent the hot sand from burning them.
As he wandered through the seemingly endless wasteland he looked around and said, "Where am I?!!
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Naru and Ranma-Chan were flying high in the chopper above a nice looking neighborhood. "What are we doing here", asked Ranma. "Just a small detour", said Naru, "I just want to say hi to my boyfriend Seta." Ranma nodded her head in agreement.
As they neared her boyfriend Seta's house, Naru noticed an familiar looking car in the driveway. Naru looked shocked.
"Why that son of a bitch! That's Kitsune's car!!" "Who is Kitsune", asked Ranma. "His ex-girlfriend, or so I thought!" exclaimed Naru
Ranma wanted to calm her down, so she said, "Well he may not be two- timing you, maybe she here to pick up some clothes or..." She fell short when she saw Seta and Kitsune in a hot tub out in the backyard.
Naru glared and went into her angry mode (similar to the time when she first met Kietaro in episode 1 of Love Hina).
Seta then noticed the helicopter and who was piloting it. She quickly hid her fox-faced girl friend by shoving her into the pool.
"HEY DID I COME AT A BAD TIME TWO-TIMER!!!" yelled Naru. She then turned down the throttle and sent the chopper into a nosedive. "I'LL RAM THIS CHOPPER DOWN YOUR THROAT!"
Naru then swooped down near the couple then made a u-turn and went down again. "Hey Naru", yelled Seta, "What the heck are you doing?!" "DON'T WORRY I HAVE BEEN FLYING SINCE I WAS 14!!" yelled Naru. "I am not worried about you, I am worried about me", resoponded Seta.
Naru then had the helicopter the hover above the hot tub. "HEY YOU HAVE A MOMENT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP!!!" As Naru said this, the wind, caused by helicopter's blades, caused the hot tub to fall apart and the water fell out with a splash, along with Kitsune, and Seta. Also some of the hot water splashed inside the chopper hitting Ranma making her/him a boy again.
While Seta was struggling to get up, Naru decided to take out her anger on Seta's truck! She threw the chopper's fire extinguisher onto the truck's backside and shattered the glass. "TAKE THAT YOU CREEP", yelled Naru. She then threw a wrench and made a dent in the hood. She then took out a paint bucket and handed it to Ranma. "Here, help me, open this up", said Naru. "Uhhh, I rather stay out of...", said Ranma. "OPEN IT OR I WILL KNOCK YOU INTO ORBIT", yelled Naru. "Okay", whimpered Ranma. He then pried the top off the can. Naru took it from him and threw it down on the truck's hood splattering paint everywhere.
Seta, who got his shirt on, ran towards his truck. "No, not the truck", he yelled. He got in an took off in it, with a hot headed helicopter pilot (say that 23 times fast!) on his tale. "COME BACK HERE YOU TWO-TIMING SNAKE! YOU PERV, YOU PRUNE!" yelled Naru.
Naru kept chasing Seta even across the highway. "OH WHAT WAS I THINKING, I WANT MY FIVE MONTHS BACK!" she continued to yell. "I AM GETTING THE TATTOO REMOVED!!"
Soon the highway was behind them and they were on a dessert road. Unknowingly they zoomed by two individuals. One was an oversized brown cockroach that was standing on two legs, the other was boy with black hair, a denub jacket over a red t-shirt, blue jeans and brown leather shoes. He had red face and carried a yellow tipped baton. The two saw the two vehicles zoom past. After they observed this the boy said to the cockroach, "This is one weird town." "What about F City", said the cockroach. "I stand corrected", responded the boy. They both then continued on their journey (AN: Those two are Rocky Cockradio and the Evil One, which I, The Time Traveler, and my friend, SP Action Extreme, own. For more info see the end of the fic.)
Getting back to Naru, she was hitting the side of the truck with the landing gear. Soon Seta turned the truck onto the dessert. Using the wind caused by the chopper's blades, she went near the ground and whirled the helicopter in a circle causing a huge sandstorm. The sand blinded Seta and the truck crashed into some bushes. "I think you killed him", said Ranma. "No you can't kill him he is like a cockroach", said Naru. (Rocky heard this, and in response he took out a megaphone and yelled through it, "I heard that you insolent human!").
Suddenly the alarms in the helicopter started blaring notifying that the copter's engine was overheated and such. "Uh Oh", said Naru. "No, 'Uh Oh'", responded Ranma, "Fix the 'Uh Oh'!" Soon the helicopter landed and came to a standstill. "We just violated about 15 federal laws", said Naru. "What do you mean we", asked Ranma. "Quick lets go", said Naru. "No I prefer", before Ranma could finish Naru kissed him deeply on the lips. "Good-bye", she said. Ranma thought for a moment and then said, "Wait I am coming!" Then he quickly tried to get out of the chopper.
Meanwhile Naru opened the door of the truck and threw the barley conscious Seta out. He quickly came to and said to her, "Naru! That's it we are through!" In response Naru gave him a punch in the jaw, knocking him out cold. She quickly hoped in the truck. Shortly, after she pulled out, Ranma came running up to the passenger side and hopped in.
"You know this is the first illegal thing I have done in my life", said Ranma as they started off. "How does it feel", asked Naru. "Well a little shaky but it may be from the helicopter crash", he responded.
Suddenly Seta appeared in the passanger window and was grabbing on to the pane and was running along side the truck. "Get out this is my truck", he yelled. "IT'S MY TRUCK, I PAID FOR IT!" responded Naru. Seta then noticed Ranma, "Hey whoever you are, you lay a finger on her and I..." Seta never finished because Naru rolled the window up on him and he got caught in it. "By the way", said Naru, "Seta do me a favor, Kitsune left her bra in the truck!" As she said that she held up a silk pink bra then she shoved it into Seta's mouth. "Could you make sure she gets that for me? Thank you and TAKE THIS!" She opened the window a little and punched Seta so hard he flew across the sands and past Rocky and One.
"How do you clock that", asked Rocky. "According to my WAND's speed gun, about up to Mach 1" responded One. Rocky whistled his impressiveness.
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Vash, who was walking through the dessert up until know, was relieved when he saw a roadside rest station. He quickly ran up to a nearby water fountain and took a drink from it.
While he was drinking he overheard some lady's which were cosplaying some very familiar characters, probably from an old sitcom. "Where is the driver", said 1 lady. "He's in the powder room", responded the other. "Oh man, he better hurry or we will never make it to Santa Fe' by 3 o clock!" Vash, suddenly got an idea. He slowly entered the restroom.
The driver of the bus was busy washing his hands when suddenly he heard the door slam. He turned and he saw Vash.
Vash started acting like he was out of breath and said, "Mister, you must help me! My wife is out back, she's having a baby!" "A baby", asked the driver. "YES A BABY! AND IT'S HALFWAY OUT!" responded Vash. He pointed to the driver's jacket and said, "I need your jacket!" The driver looked concerned and asked, "Why my jacket?" Vash quickly thought up something and said, "For her.....For her iniamic sac! You know where the mucus is gushing." He emphasized this with a dramatic gestures. "JUST QUICK THE JACKET!" The driver then took his jacket off, but then Vash added, "And your pants!" "MY PANTS!?" , questioned the driver. "Yea for her parsenthia, and the", Vash went on with dramatic gestures and more graphic lines. "QUICK THE PANTS", he said finally. The driver then took of his pants. Vash then quickly said, "I also need your hat!" "WHY MY HAT NOW!?" said the bus driver. "For her....VIGINA!" "OHHHHHHHHHH!"
A few minutes later Vash stepped out of the mens room in a bus drivers uniform. "All right you lovely lady's lets go!" Vash said as he went up to the ladys. "But where is Marty", one asked. "Family Emergency, his wife is having a baby!" responded Vash "A baby?!" remarked the other lady. "Yes. My name is Vash, I am your new driver." He said as he urged them inside the bus, which had a lot of noise coming from within.
As Vash got in to the driver's seat one of the lady's was calling everyone to attention. "OK everybody we will be on our way. This here is Vash, he is our new driver. Everyone say Hellllooooooooooooooooo!" Vash turned to see the seats filled with cosplayers dressed as the same character and they all yelled, "Hellllllllooooooooooooo Vaaaash!" Vash turned and recovered from the shock. "Our next stop", said the head lady, "Is the third annual I Love Lucy convention in Santa Fe', New Mexico. What do we say to that?" "AWOOOOOOOOOOO", yelled all the Lucy cosplayers.
Vash had a little trouble getting the bus going, but eventually he got the hang of it and drove off.
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Meanwhile, all the way back at the hotel, people where gathering near the piller where Excel lay dead. "Is she dead", asked someone. Suddenly a blue circle of stars with arms went near Excel.
In Excels mind she saw her. "Excel, wake up. Excel!" "Great Will of the Macrocasm", asked Excel. "Excel", said Will, "You musn't die, the race has just begun and you must catch up to the competitors for the money. Now with this great power of mine please come back.
*story reset* (you know what I mean for you Excel Saga fans out there)
Soon Ralph Wiggum came up to Excel. "Excuse me are you dead?" Startled, Excel finally re-awoke and everyone near her ran off. Excel, finally remembered what she was doing and started running off saying, "Oh yea I am in a race! Here me Illpalazzo I will win the race! Must run like I am after Menchi!"
As she was saying this, she ran out of the hotel and into the street. She was then hit by a car that had a huge burger in front of it. "Oh no. I think we hit something", said the driver. The other in the passenger area said, "Uh, Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?" "Oh come on Ed", said the driver, "Someone could be hurt!" "Oh", said Ed.
They both got out of the car and went near Excel. They both tried to rouse her suddenly they noticed a woman who yelled, "Wait I saw the whole thing! Stay there I will be right down!" "Oh no, it is Gloria Allried", said the driver, who's name is Dexter.
"Come on dude get up", yelled Ed. "WHYYYYYY?!" yelled Dexter. Suddenly Excel got up, "TA DA!" "Your fine, you won't sue us will you", asked Dexter. "TAXI", yelled Excel. "Wait! You don't need a taxi. Tell us where your going and perhaps we can drop you off." "I don't know Dex, it doesn't sound nice just to drop her", said Ed. "I mean we get there we just let here go on out the car and we drive off, Hucklberry!" said Dexter. "OHHHH. So where you heading", asked Ed. "Why I am headed for Silver City, New Mexico, for I am participating in an ignorant masses race!" "Silver City", responded Dexter, "This your lucky day! We're headed for El Paso! It is right on the way!" With that they opened the back seat and allowed her into the car. "Oh but listen we have to be there by 5 o clock tonight so we will be driving very fast", said Dexter. "PERFECT! LET'S ROLL!" yelled Excel. "I AM DRIVING!" yelled Ed. "Oh Man!" said Ed. With that the Burger Mobile rolled off at top speed.
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Piro and Largo where talking to an oversized praying mantis who's name is Zorak. He was trying to discuss a deal with him if he copies the key they can provide another for a free price. "No we just need one." "Are you sure, I can provide a third for free", said Zorak. "No just one now move it", said Largo. While Zorak turned to get a copy Largo said, "This is a L33T plan. We get two keys, we split up and double our chances of getting the money!" Piro nodded and said, "That is right, now to make sure you don't mess up, where are we headed?" "Silver City, New Mexico", said Largo. "Now remember, we must keep this a secret, no disgression." "You S3r310us. "Yes we are talking about 2 million dollars here, people would kill us to get that key!" "Understood!"
Zorak happened to overhear the conversation and he got a slight grin.
Later, outside in the car, Piro and Largo were talking. "Okay, I'll take this car you can steal one." "I am going to s+3al that blue one over there", said Largo. "Once one of us has the money we will wait for the other okay. And don't forget your key..." Piro stopped short when he noticed the key was wrong and then he noticed the other key was the same but it was not the key Pegasus gave them this morning. "Why that lousy, cheating bug!" yelled Piro, "He will ph3ar my wrath!" As he said this Zorak was driving off in a van and he yelled, "So long suckers!" "There he is", yelled Largo. "G3T TH@T BUG!" Piro nodded and stepped on the gas, and took off after Zorak.
To be continued......
TTT: The Time Traveler here. Well that is it for now. I hope you enjoyed it. I just got so exiliarated from finally recording Rat Race on a DVD-RW and editing it, that I wanted to write this. Oh by the way those two charaters, Rocky and One, they are from Shortstuff & Phluffy: Action Extreme copyright SP Action Extreme and me, The Time Traveler. Well ta ta for now!