A/N: Ahhh! Thank you to people who read my story ' 20 rules to live life with Sanzo'! I took long hours to figure out the rules and thank you so much for the one's who read it!!! And I really am so glad all of you like it!!

Disclaimer: I own Saiyuki already! Just kidding—I didn't get to own it.

Chapter four: the Ba-zoo-ka!!!

"Hey, Sanzo—"

"Em?"

"What you think of me?"

"You're Rukishi Yuki and you look fine!" said Sanzo and just walk away.

As we all follow him, Hakkai didn't much know what's going on. Gojyo and Goku just followed behind our backs. Every guy who saw it and drooling at it while the girls in town all of a sudden just glared at me saw my 'clothing'. I didn't have time to even bother. I just went close to Sanzo and Hakkai.

"What's wrong, Rukishi?" Hakkai ask me.

"Nothing, it's just scary on how the guys were looking at me." I replied.

"You don't seem scared or nervous, are you?" Sanzo ask me, with an eyebrow rose.

I just stared at him in puzzlement.

"Ah! Whatever!" he hissed and just walks on.

I just stare at him blankly and gasp in surprise. How rude!

Hakkai was already blinking at me but when he saw how angry my face is, he understands.

"Why does he always have to do THAT??" I growled.

"Don't you actually know he is like that when you saw us on TV?" Hakkai curiously ask to me.

"Yeah, but don't he have so manners? That's so rude!"

I walk nearly in front of Hakkai. Hakkai just widen his eyes on how angry I was. Suddenly, a guy was near beside me. I was suspicious.

"You have a problem?" I frown on him.

"Hey baby, wanna have a date with me?" he wink.

"Shut-up!" I wanted to walk away but he suddenly pulled my wrist.

"Let go of me!!" I hissed.

"You have guts!" then he nearly wanted to kiss me.

Sanzo notice about it, he turn around and saw me got attack by that bastard. As I was eager to get out, something like a punch hit on the guy's face! Wow! The guy fell down bleeding.

"Sanzo???" I shouted surprisingly.

"Oi! Go and mess up other peeps life!" he yelled on the guy.

"Sanzo!!! Rukishi!!" Gojyo, Goku and Hakkai hurried to us.

"What happen?" Hakkai ask curiously.

"He save me!" I make a big kiddy grin.

"Eto . . . . "Hakkai sweat-dropped.

Gojyo and Goku could only widen there to hear what happen. The whole town's crowd was around us; amaze by Sanzo's strength. Especially the girls. Who was DROOLING on him. Yuck!

"We're not finish yet!" a voice came out from nowhere.

"What now??" Gojyo and Goku sigh together.

A group of gang came out from the crowd. Like a royal line-up, the whole crowd gave the gang on the way.

"Hey you, bitch!" the guy who uses to nearly rape me came out.

At the moment, Gojyo whispered to Sanzo, who is looking at the crowd.

"Is that the guy who was punch by you?" Gojyo ask.

"Yeah." Sanzo simply replied.

The scene of the crowd was only left for us. As we all look like wanted to find a battle fight in front of the crowd.

"I would like to screw that dirty bastard monk there! Since he was the one who punch me!" the guy said, as he points on Sanzo.

"Let him be! You want me, not him!!" I said in a rough tone.

Hakkai went to me and ask, "You're not serious!"

"Don't worry! I have the nerve to screw him up."

Then Hakkai understand as he backs himself to the crowd. Goku wanted to ask, "What is she doing?"

"You'll see." That's all only Hakkai could say.

"She's not gonna—"Gojyo knew something is wrong.

The guy went close to me and I—"BAM!!!!!!!!!" punch his face real hard.

"What the fk!!!" the guy yelled as he was hiding his bleed face.

"Wow! She's tough!" Gojyo raise an eyebrow, same for Hakkai, Sanzo and Goku.

"Bitch!!!"

"Fk you!" I said as I showed my middle finger to him.

"That's it!" he yelled as he ran to me and—I kick his face!

"I learn Ninjitsu when I was in my world!! Don't mess around with me, baby!"

"HIAAAAAAAA!!!" the guy wanted to gave me a punch, but his punch is so slow that I got the chance to dunk and fall him down by swinging my leg downwards on the floor.

Everybody gasp. So the guy got up and we continued fighting. I was like a real fighter that I fight him like crazy. Crazier than Chun-lee's fighting in Street Fighter, I use ninja's fighting techniques! No proble-mo!

"Wow! She's a fighter, man!" a guy from the crowd said.

The fight was over. I won!! The guy was bleeding and weak, his wounds were getting serious. So he ran away.

"She's no human!!!!!" the guy said as he ran away, because I not only fight him but his whole gang I fought.

The crowds clap their hands and cheered. I even hear whistles and cheering sounds from the whole crowd. So I just bow down and say thank you. Then they all just walk away but still have the amazing talk about me.

"Wow! Oneesan, you're cool!" Goku praise me.

"Really?"

Then I crack my fingers and exercise my shoulders.

"Maybe you don't need our protection anymore!" Gojyo teases. I ran to him and hit him, we all shared laughter.

Hakkai was still amaze at my stunts. Sanzo just couldn't say anything.

"Oi! Come on! It's time for lunch!" Sanzo ordered.

So we all follow him.

A/N: I also want to crack my fingers because of tiredness typing.