Title: The day Greed lost his glasses
Author: Me
Genre: Crack…Greed!Crack
Rating: Pg-13 (for one icky profanity)
Summary: The title is self-explanatory
A/N: I love comments. Comments much love
Greed stomped around his room, smashing random things into little bitty pieces. Greed was in a bad mood.
A really bad mood.
All because he couldn't find his glasses. Now, who TF took his glasses! Greed stormed around about ready to howl in anger. He'd looked under the bed, in Dorochet's mouth, the bathroom, under the couch, and under the damn CARPET, and he couldn't find them anywhere…
He sat down and began to think, when was the last time he'd seen his glasses?
He though a moment longer…then…
"WRATH!"
Wrath smirked to himself as he casually spun a certain pair of sunglasses between his fingers happily. Chuckling happily to himself he crouched over and began to fry ants with them.
Who could blame him? It wasn't his fault Sloth wouldn't buy him a magnifying glass.
Owari-