Rat Race. . . . Anime Style
Chapter 6
A partnership, A chase, and, "We should have bought a comic!"
Authors moment: Hey, my authors, my authoresses, and everyone else here that is NOT A MEMBER OF THIS SITE! (smiles) Today, your patience has made you all equals, for I am on break for the time being from college, I have decided to write this baby up, plus, I like all the review I have gotten. This I hope will satisfy all of you. So without any further guillininy and with no more ado I give you this new chapter to a humerous parody, to a fanfic I thought hoped would be liked, the one, the only. . . . rrrrrRAT RACE ANIME STYLE!!!!! (bows his head) Thank you, I will be here all week!
"Your serious", said Naru, "THE MAXIMILLION PEGASUS. WHO OWNS INDUSTRIAL ILLUSIONS!" "That's right", said Ranma. The two were in a coffee shop, after that hassle they had in the helicopter, the two decided to make a stop and Ranma decided to come clean, so he told her the race he was involved in and it's prize.
"Anyway, we have to make a decision now!" He pointed out on a road map, "We are currently here right now. If everyone else had to drive, we still have a 3 hour headstart so we have a very large chance of making it there first!" Naru glared and said, "So are you suggesting I join up with you on this race for two million dollars?" "That's right, you and I can form a partnership! We win we split the winnings 50-50" Then Ranma picked up his key and held it out saying, "You can even hold the key, because I trust you." Naru took it and sighed and said, "Don't believe this, I mean this morning I had a job and I was just reading a book and. . . . ." Before she could finish Ranma said to her, "My mom once told me that good things take time, but great things happen all at once!" They both smiled at each other.
Belldandy and Skuld were busy driving down a small road. "Look there is the yellow sign with some graffiti", said Skuld. "According to that guy we are supposed to turn right here", said Belldandy. "Okay", said Skuld and they turned.
Everything seemed normal, but however, a few seconds after turning their car went straight down a very steep hill. "YAAAAAAAAGH!" they screamed.
As they went down, they saw these signs, they said in the following order, YOU. . . .SHOULD . . . . HAVE. . . . . . . . BOUGHT . . . . . A . . . . COMIC. "WHY THAT GUY! If I see him again, I will give him a Skuld bomb", said Skuld. As she said that, three more signs came up saying, WORST . . . . .CUSTOMER(S) . . . . . . . .EVER. After "EVER" they fell of a cliff into a pile of other "customers" that refused. They could tell because as soon as they landed, a skeleton holding a pamphlet for the comic convention fell on their car, which scared them more. "Last thing we need is someone to laugh at us", said Skuld.
She spoke too soon, because a certain bully, who was bicycling by pointed to them and said, "Haw, haw!"
"So I think that episode 22 is an excellent episode", said one of the Lucys. Three Lucy cosplayers were busy chatting about Lucy whatnot near Vash's seat. Vash of course was getting annoyed by this. He was almost beginning to wish he was still in the dessert.
He soon noticed a Lucy was smoking, and Vash quickly said, "Miss, miss." However she ignored him and Vash soon realized what he was doing wrong, "Lucy!" The Lucy looked up and Vash added, "You have to put that out." The Lucy reluctantly threw it out the window but the wind from it hit the hair of the Lucy behind her.
The Lucy next to her sniffed and looked and noticed and said, "L-Lucy your hair!" The Lucy then turned and said, "Oh thank you, you know I couldn't decide. . . ." Before she could finish her hair burst into flames just as the other Lucy yelled, "IT'S ON FIRE!" All the Lucys screamed and tried to put the fire out using their handbags and purses.
"STOP THE BUS!" one of them yelled. "We're not stopping! Just put it out", yelled Vash. One of the Lucys took a jacket and used it to smother the flames. However, even though the flames in that Lucy's hair was out, the jacket was smoking. "THE BATHROOM!" one of them shouted. They all scrambled towards the bathroom and opened it and stuffed the jacket in the toilet. One tried to flush it but water soon started to overflow. To make matters worse, Vash took a very sharp turn and the liquid soap in the bathroom spilled and it's cap hit the sink. The cap fell and the liquid fell into the toilet. Then in place of overflowing water, were suds.
An hour or so later, almost the entire bus was covered in suds and the Lucy's were trying to stay away from it by staying up on their seats. As for Vash, he tried to calm himself down by reminding himself of the two million dollars and kept repeating, "Two Million Dollars", just to keep reassuring himself.
In the car of That Man, Homer noticed his good son, Bart, was playing a very interesting instrument. "Hey, where did you get that", asked Homer. "I found it under the seat Home-boy." Homer then realized what instrument that was and who it belonged to and said, "Alright boy, give it over!" "Why", asked Bart. "Because that is Ilpalazzo's Guitar and I don't want my boy to play Ilpalazzo's guitar!" "Well, in case you have forgotten, your driving That Man's car homeboy", remarked Bart. "Yes, but that doesn't mean I have to like it", said Homer.
Lisa than popped up with a small pair of glasses. "Hey dad look what I found!" "Where did you find those", asked Homer. "The floor." "Alright Lisa, give me those immediately!"
Suddenly Marge popped up with a wooden dummy with an Ilpalazzo wig on it. "Hey, didn't this belong to Excel", she asked. "Get rid of it, she was Ilpalazzo's ex-girlfriend!" The two struggled over the dummy and the wig fell near the window pane. "Will you get that", asked Marge. "Reach all that way, psfffff, not likely."
(An: I had to do it this way for what's going to happen in the near future. If you have seen Rat Race, you know what I mean.)
The Burger Mobile was driving at top speed down the highway, avoiding any cars that got in its way. Everything seemed okay, until we take a good look inside the car.
Inside Dexter was getting annoyed. The radio was playing the song "Chain Chain Chain". Excel, however, was singing a different song done by the same group, "Respect." To make it even more annoying, Ed was just joining in by singing his only favorite tune, "I'm a Dude." Finally having enough of this, Dexter turned off the radio, and in response Ed and Excel shutted up.
Excel was looking, around them and then she said, "This is really quick dude! Excel will definitely win this race for Across!" "I know what you mean", said Ed, "This is what I call 'fast' food!" "Fast food", said Excel, "GREAT PUN!"
Dexter suddenly gave a sly look and asked, "Guess what we have back there?" "You just told me, FAST FOOD!" "Well that is partially correct", said Dexter. "Then what is in here", she pointed to a cooler. "It's a heart", said Dexter. Excel, even though she has been in weird situations before, looked surprised. "A heart?" "A human heart", said Ed. "Oh yea", said Dexter, "Some one in El Paso is waiting for this, normally they are put on a plane but the airports closed." "But how did two fast food boys get it", asked Excel. "Well", said Ed, "They would give it to the medical authority, but unfortunately some dude called Vash blew the place up about a week ago and it is still under re-construction, and, since we are headed in that direction to cater and promote Good Burger at this event going on near there, they thought that we should take it. And our boss was extremely generous to take it and give it to us." Ed smiled at the end of that. Dexter than said, "Actually, I was the one taking it, out of charity, Ed just wanted to come along!"
After a brief moment of silence Ed asked, "Want to see it?" Dexter smiled and said, "Yea wanna?" Excel said, "Excel wonders if that is allowed?" "It will just be a quick peek. What could happen", said Dexter. Excel was resistant and then Ed added, "It's a heart dude! It needs fresh air, and we have had locked in that cooler for the last 4 hours." "Well. . . . . OKAY! Excel will see the organ from a deceased ignorant citizen and is about to save the life of another ignorant citizen."
Dexter slowly opened the cooler. Inside, among the ice, is a bag, and Dexter opened the bag and shook its contents out. Its content, as Dexter and Ed said earlier, it was a human heart. Excel marveled at it, "this is the first time I have ever seen a human organ outside of its body!"
Meanwhile up ahead of them, a certain slack-jawed yokel was driving a pickup of junk. Suddenly some of his junk fell of. "Aw dang it. Brenden's gonna kill me", he said. The junk hit the high way and the Burger Mobile drove over it causing a huge bump. The heart flew out of the cooler and onto the floor. Dexter and Ed panicked. Excel said, "Don't worry I will get it." She searched the seats and then said, "I think this is it." "Hey that's were my caramel apple went." And he took it from her.
Ranma and Naru where, how should I put it, not driving, after a while their truck ran out of gas so the had to push it. They came apon a parked police car, and so, they moved the truck off the road, and Naru took a hose and a gasoline can. The driver, who was a man named, Chief Clancy Wiggum, was oblivious because he was fast asleep.
As they approached the police car, Ranma looked panicky and said, "This is wrong, and Kami-sama is going to smote us both!" "Relax", said Naru, "We're just siphoning gas, we can't get smote for that!" She then opened the gas tank and place one end of the hose in, then she took the other end and started sucking on it. "You know, that is turning me on", said Ranma. Naru looked up and said, "Do you want to join Seta?" "No." "Then don't act like a pervert", said Naru. "You know, my ex-fiancé used to call me that!" After she sucked on it, she put the other end in.
All this while, the noise aroused Wiggum and after a while he awoke. He noticed a little what's happening and stepped out of the car and approached the two. Naru and Ranma noticed this and Ranma turned and acted as if he was taking a wiz.
"Excuse me but, what are you two doing", asked Wiggum. "Oh", said Naru, "He's had about 17 cups of coffee." Wiggum, being the idiot he was said, "Oh yeah, I know that. One time, just to stay awake I had to drink 3 times that amount, and the next morning I had to take a huge. . . . ." He was interrupted when he noticed two certain vehicles pass by. "WHY THOSE INSOLENT." He went into his car and sped off, still with that hose attached.
Piro and Largo were busy trying to catch up with Zorak, the mantis that stole their key. However they soon heard sirens. They turned and saw Chief Wiggum chasing after them. "Oh crud", said Piro. "Just keep driving", said Largo. The kept driving and Wiggum was hot on their trail, until, he suddenly ran out of gas. "What", said Wiggum, "I just put 75 bucks worth in! Or maybe it was 75 cents."
Back with Piro and Largo, they both noticed Wiggum's car has stopped. "He stopped", said Piro. "That's because he PH3RZ 0UR L33T SK1LLZ", shouted Largo. Piro just shrugged and continued chasing the man-sized praying mantis.
Zorak quickly turned his truck off street and onto a dirt road, where a few dozen balloonists were. Piro and Largo followed suite. No sooner did Zorak stop the car, he quickly grabbed a balloon that was shaped like a Meowth. "Hey, what are you doing", yelled a certain red-headed person with a uniform with an 'R' on her chest. A man with a similar uniform, and with blue hair yelled, "Yeah, that's our balloon, plus it's our job to steal!" "Sorry but I need this, so solong chumps", said Zorak, and he quickly shoved them off and unhitched the rope, just as Piro and Largo were driving up the hill.
The Meowth balloon took off, with just one of the securing lines dangling from it. Piro and Largo went after it in hot persuit. "I'm going to getcha, yelled Largo, "I'm going to getcha you stupid hardware man-tis! PH3R ME!" Meanwhile, Zorak was having trouble with the valve.
Soon the car was close to the line dangling from the balloon. "Alright Largo, you stand on the hood and grab the rope", said Piro. Largo nodded and quickly went over the window and onto the hood. "Ready, grab it", said Piro. Largo lept and slammed face down on the hood. "I can't believe you missed", said Piro. "Piro, stop the car!" yelled Largo. As he said that, Piro quickly set the cruise control and began to get out. His conscience, Seraphim, appeared beside him. "What are you doing? Shouldn't you stop the car for Largo?" "That mantis has our key and he is going to get away with it", replied Largo. Seraphim's eyes widened and yelled, "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO! GO GET THAT #." The Time Traveler popped out of nowhere and yelled, "Watch it, this is a PG-13 Fanfic for crying out loud!" After he vanished Piro grabbed onto the rope and was lifted immediately off the ground.
Piro however, was having a hard time trying to hold on. As for the car it somehow was still following behind. Both vehicles were headed into a field of cows. Now the balloon was starting to lower its altitude, and that was bad news. . . .for Piro. He kept hitting every single cow and eventually he let go of the rope. Then, he noticed the car was headed after him, so he quickly started running. Largo then finally noticed his friend was running in front of the car. "AAAAAAAH", he screamed, "If your running, then who's driving this thing?"
In the car, the cruise control was switched off, and behind the wheel was Seraphim, and next to her was Boo. However, because of her size, Seraphim could not see over the dashboard. "Squeek", said Boo. "No, you winged Ham-Ham, your not driving", said Seraphim.
Eventually Piro caught up to the balloon line and grabbed it and was pulled off the ground, leaving a counsence controlled car, with a crying Largo on the hood.
Zorak finally got the balloon valve working, at the same time a cow got one its back legs in the loop of the rope, and as it was lifted it caused the balloon to tip over and Zorak fell over. He quickly grabbed onto one of the cows back legs. Piro climbed down near him and said, "Give me my key!" "I don't know what your talking about", said Zorak. "Oh yes you do." The both of the them started slapping.each other. Suddenly, unnoticed by both of them, Seraphim appeared on the cow's udder and said, "Alright, time to take matters in my own hands." He grabbed the udder and squirted Zorak in the face with the milk within. Piro knew this was his chance. He reached over into Zorak's belt and he felt around and he pulled out his key. "All right, I got it." He then lost his grip and he fell and he grabbed the two lower legs of the cow to break his fall. Then the cow sneezed on him and he let go in disgust and fell into the lake. He stood up, all covered in weeds. "All well at least I got the key and that's what matters." "You have that right", said Seraphim, "I noticed your little problem so I left the car and came to help you." "Wait a minute", said Piro, "If you were driving the car, then who?" The car came along before Seraphim could answer and the car smashed up against a rock and Largo flew off into the lake. "Excuse, me, I must deal with a little hamster." With that Seraphim vanished.
Largo, stood up in the lake, and he saw Piro. "PIRO", he yelled. He ran up and hugged him. After that he said, "That mantis is getting away", he pointed to the balloon with the cow and mantis dangling from it. "Don't worry, I got the key", said Piro. Largo slapped the water and the two whooped with joy. "ALL RIGHT", said Largo.
That's it for now. I hope you all enjoyed this. Well I appreaciate your patience. Oh by the way, my yards have a problem, THE CICADA'S ARE EVERYWHERE! I AM BEING INVADED! I hope you guys out in Fanfiction.net are putting up with them very well. Oh and on a good note, keep an eye out in the next month or so, for my two upcoming fanfics that I will write in honer of the upcoming, Myst IV: Revelations coming out this Fall. Until then. Ta. Ta.
Chapter 6
A partnership, A chase, and, "We should have bought a comic!"
Authors moment: Hey, my authors, my authoresses, and everyone else here that is NOT A MEMBER OF THIS SITE! (smiles) Today, your patience has made you all equals, for I am on break for the time being from college, I have decided to write this baby up, plus, I like all the review I have gotten. This I hope will satisfy all of you. So without any further guillininy and with no more ado I give you this new chapter to a humerous parody, to a fanfic I thought hoped would be liked, the one, the only. . . . rrrrrRAT RACE ANIME STYLE!!!!! (bows his head) Thank you, I will be here all week!
"Your serious", said Naru, "THE MAXIMILLION PEGASUS. WHO OWNS INDUSTRIAL ILLUSIONS!" "That's right", said Ranma. The two were in a coffee shop, after that hassle they had in the helicopter, the two decided to make a stop and Ranma decided to come clean, so he told her the race he was involved in and it's prize.
"Anyway, we have to make a decision now!" He pointed out on a road map, "We are currently here right now. If everyone else had to drive, we still have a 3 hour headstart so we have a very large chance of making it there first!" Naru glared and said, "So are you suggesting I join up with you on this race for two million dollars?" "That's right, you and I can form a partnership! We win we split the winnings 50-50" Then Ranma picked up his key and held it out saying, "You can even hold the key, because I trust you." Naru took it and sighed and said, "Don't believe this, I mean this morning I had a job and I was just reading a book and. . . . ." Before she could finish Ranma said to her, "My mom once told me that good things take time, but great things happen all at once!" They both smiled at each other.
Belldandy and Skuld were busy driving down a small road. "Look there is the yellow sign with some graffiti", said Skuld. "According to that guy we are supposed to turn right here", said Belldandy. "Okay", said Skuld and they turned.
Everything seemed normal, but however, a few seconds after turning their car went straight down a very steep hill. "YAAAAAAAAGH!" they screamed.
As they went down, they saw these signs, they said in the following order, YOU. . . .SHOULD . . . . HAVE. . . . . . . . BOUGHT . . . . . A . . . . COMIC. "WHY THAT GUY! If I see him again, I will give him a Skuld bomb", said Skuld. As she said that, three more signs came up saying, WORST . . . . .CUSTOMER(S) . . . . . . . .EVER. After "EVER" they fell of a cliff into a pile of other "customers" that refused. They could tell because as soon as they landed, a skeleton holding a pamphlet for the comic convention fell on their car, which scared them more. "Last thing we need is someone to laugh at us", said Skuld.
She spoke too soon, because a certain bully, who was bicycling by pointed to them and said, "Haw, haw!"
"So I think that episode 22 is an excellent episode", said one of the Lucys. Three Lucy cosplayers were busy chatting about Lucy whatnot near Vash's seat. Vash of course was getting annoyed by this. He was almost beginning to wish he was still in the dessert.
He soon noticed a Lucy was smoking, and Vash quickly said, "Miss, miss." However she ignored him and Vash soon realized what he was doing wrong, "Lucy!" The Lucy looked up and Vash added, "You have to put that out." The Lucy reluctantly threw it out the window but the wind from it hit the hair of the Lucy behind her.
The Lucy next to her sniffed and looked and noticed and said, "L-Lucy your hair!" The Lucy then turned and said, "Oh thank you, you know I couldn't decide. . . ." Before she could finish her hair burst into flames just as the other Lucy yelled, "IT'S ON FIRE!" All the Lucys screamed and tried to put the fire out using their handbags and purses.
"STOP THE BUS!" one of them yelled. "We're not stopping! Just put it out", yelled Vash. One of the Lucys took a jacket and used it to smother the flames. However, even though the flames in that Lucy's hair was out, the jacket was smoking. "THE BATHROOM!" one of them shouted. They all scrambled towards the bathroom and opened it and stuffed the jacket in the toilet. One tried to flush it but water soon started to overflow. To make matters worse, Vash took a very sharp turn and the liquid soap in the bathroom spilled and it's cap hit the sink. The cap fell and the liquid fell into the toilet. Then in place of overflowing water, were suds.
An hour or so later, almost the entire bus was covered in suds and the Lucy's were trying to stay away from it by staying up on their seats. As for Vash, he tried to calm himself down by reminding himself of the two million dollars and kept repeating, "Two Million Dollars", just to keep reassuring himself.
In the car of That Man, Homer noticed his good son, Bart, was playing a very interesting instrument. "Hey, where did you get that", asked Homer. "I found it under the seat Home-boy." Homer then realized what instrument that was and who it belonged to and said, "Alright boy, give it over!" "Why", asked Bart. "Because that is Ilpalazzo's Guitar and I don't want my boy to play Ilpalazzo's guitar!" "Well, in case you have forgotten, your driving That Man's car homeboy", remarked Bart. "Yes, but that doesn't mean I have to like it", said Homer.
Lisa than popped up with a small pair of glasses. "Hey dad look what I found!" "Where did you find those", asked Homer. "The floor." "Alright Lisa, give me those immediately!"
Suddenly Marge popped up with a wooden dummy with an Ilpalazzo wig on it. "Hey, didn't this belong to Excel", she asked. "Get rid of it, she was Ilpalazzo's ex-girlfriend!" The two struggled over the dummy and the wig fell near the window pane. "Will you get that", asked Marge. "Reach all that way, psfffff, not likely."
(An: I had to do it this way for what's going to happen in the near future. If you have seen Rat Race, you know what I mean.)
The Burger Mobile was driving at top speed down the highway, avoiding any cars that got in its way. Everything seemed okay, until we take a good look inside the car.
Inside Dexter was getting annoyed. The radio was playing the song "Chain Chain Chain". Excel, however, was singing a different song done by the same group, "Respect." To make it even more annoying, Ed was just joining in by singing his only favorite tune, "I'm a Dude." Finally having enough of this, Dexter turned off the radio, and in response Ed and Excel shutted up.
Excel was looking, around them and then she said, "This is really quick dude! Excel will definitely win this race for Across!" "I know what you mean", said Ed, "This is what I call 'fast' food!" "Fast food", said Excel, "GREAT PUN!"
Dexter suddenly gave a sly look and asked, "Guess what we have back there?" "You just told me, FAST FOOD!" "Well that is partially correct", said Dexter. "Then what is in here", she pointed to a cooler. "It's a heart", said Dexter. Excel, even though she has been in weird situations before, looked surprised. "A heart?" "A human heart", said Ed. "Oh yea", said Dexter, "Some one in El Paso is waiting for this, normally they are put on a plane but the airports closed." "But how did two fast food boys get it", asked Excel. "Well", said Ed, "They would give it to the medical authority, but unfortunately some dude called Vash blew the place up about a week ago and it is still under re-construction, and, since we are headed in that direction to cater and promote Good Burger at this event going on near there, they thought that we should take it. And our boss was extremely generous to take it and give it to us." Ed smiled at the end of that. Dexter than said, "Actually, I was the one taking it, out of charity, Ed just wanted to come along!"
After a brief moment of silence Ed asked, "Want to see it?" Dexter smiled and said, "Yea wanna?" Excel said, "Excel wonders if that is allowed?" "It will just be a quick peek. What could happen", said Dexter. Excel was resistant and then Ed added, "It's a heart dude! It needs fresh air, and we have had locked in that cooler for the last 4 hours." "Well. . . . . OKAY! Excel will see the organ from a deceased ignorant citizen and is about to save the life of another ignorant citizen."
Dexter slowly opened the cooler. Inside, among the ice, is a bag, and Dexter opened the bag and shook its contents out. Its content, as Dexter and Ed said earlier, it was a human heart. Excel marveled at it, "this is the first time I have ever seen a human organ outside of its body!"
Meanwhile up ahead of them, a certain slack-jawed yokel was driving a pickup of junk. Suddenly some of his junk fell of. "Aw dang it. Brenden's gonna kill me", he said. The junk hit the high way and the Burger Mobile drove over it causing a huge bump. The heart flew out of the cooler and onto the floor. Dexter and Ed panicked. Excel said, "Don't worry I will get it." She searched the seats and then said, "I think this is it." "Hey that's were my caramel apple went." And he took it from her.
Ranma and Naru where, how should I put it, not driving, after a while their truck ran out of gas so the had to push it. They came apon a parked police car, and so, they moved the truck off the road, and Naru took a hose and a gasoline can. The driver, who was a man named, Chief Clancy Wiggum, was oblivious because he was fast asleep.
As they approached the police car, Ranma looked panicky and said, "This is wrong, and Kami-sama is going to smote us both!" "Relax", said Naru, "We're just siphoning gas, we can't get smote for that!" She then opened the gas tank and place one end of the hose in, then she took the other end and started sucking on it. "You know, that is turning me on", said Ranma. Naru looked up and said, "Do you want to join Seta?" "No." "Then don't act like a pervert", said Naru. "You know, my ex-fiancé used to call me that!" After she sucked on it, she put the other end in.
All this while, the noise aroused Wiggum and after a while he awoke. He noticed a little what's happening and stepped out of the car and approached the two. Naru and Ranma noticed this and Ranma turned and acted as if he was taking a wiz.
"Excuse me but, what are you two doing", asked Wiggum. "Oh", said Naru, "He's had about 17 cups of coffee." Wiggum, being the idiot he was said, "Oh yeah, I know that. One time, just to stay awake I had to drink 3 times that amount, and the next morning I had to take a huge. . . . ." He was interrupted when he noticed two certain vehicles pass by. "WHY THOSE INSOLENT." He went into his car and sped off, still with that hose attached.
Piro and Largo were busy trying to catch up with Zorak, the mantis that stole their key. However they soon heard sirens. They turned and saw Chief Wiggum chasing after them. "Oh crud", said Piro. "Just keep driving", said Largo. The kept driving and Wiggum was hot on their trail, until, he suddenly ran out of gas. "What", said Wiggum, "I just put 75 bucks worth in! Or maybe it was 75 cents."
Back with Piro and Largo, they both noticed Wiggum's car has stopped. "He stopped", said Piro. "That's because he PH3RZ 0UR L33T SK1LLZ", shouted Largo. Piro just shrugged and continued chasing the man-sized praying mantis.
Zorak quickly turned his truck off street and onto a dirt road, where a few dozen balloonists were. Piro and Largo followed suite. No sooner did Zorak stop the car, he quickly grabbed a balloon that was shaped like a Meowth. "Hey, what are you doing", yelled a certain red-headed person with a uniform with an 'R' on her chest. A man with a similar uniform, and with blue hair yelled, "Yeah, that's our balloon, plus it's our job to steal!" "Sorry but I need this, so solong chumps", said Zorak, and he quickly shoved them off and unhitched the rope, just as Piro and Largo were driving up the hill.
The Meowth balloon took off, with just one of the securing lines dangling from it. Piro and Largo went after it in hot persuit. "I'm going to getcha, yelled Largo, "I'm going to getcha you stupid hardware man-tis! PH3R ME!" Meanwhile, Zorak was having trouble with the valve.
Soon the car was close to the line dangling from the balloon. "Alright Largo, you stand on the hood and grab the rope", said Piro. Largo nodded and quickly went over the window and onto the hood. "Ready, grab it", said Piro. Largo lept and slammed face down on the hood. "I can't believe you missed", said Piro. "Piro, stop the car!" yelled Largo. As he said that, Piro quickly set the cruise control and began to get out. His conscience, Seraphim, appeared beside him. "What are you doing? Shouldn't you stop the car for Largo?" "That mantis has our key and he is going to get away with it", replied Largo. Seraphim's eyes widened and yelled, "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO! GO GET THAT #." The Time Traveler popped out of nowhere and yelled, "Watch it, this is a PG-13 Fanfic for crying out loud!" After he vanished Piro grabbed onto the rope and was lifted immediately off the ground.
Piro however, was having a hard time trying to hold on. As for the car it somehow was still following behind. Both vehicles were headed into a field of cows. Now the balloon was starting to lower its altitude, and that was bad news. . . .for Piro. He kept hitting every single cow and eventually he let go of the rope. Then, he noticed the car was headed after him, so he quickly started running. Largo then finally noticed his friend was running in front of the car. "AAAAAAAH", he screamed, "If your running, then who's driving this thing?"
In the car, the cruise control was switched off, and behind the wheel was Seraphim, and next to her was Boo. However, because of her size, Seraphim could not see over the dashboard. "Squeek", said Boo. "No, you winged Ham-Ham, your not driving", said Seraphim.
Eventually Piro caught up to the balloon line and grabbed it and was pulled off the ground, leaving a counsence controlled car, with a crying Largo on the hood.
Zorak finally got the balloon valve working, at the same time a cow got one its back legs in the loop of the rope, and as it was lifted it caused the balloon to tip over and Zorak fell over. He quickly grabbed onto one of the cows back legs. Piro climbed down near him and said, "Give me my key!" "I don't know what your talking about", said Zorak. "Oh yes you do." The both of the them started slapping.each other. Suddenly, unnoticed by both of them, Seraphim appeared on the cow's udder and said, "Alright, time to take matters in my own hands." He grabbed the udder and squirted Zorak in the face with the milk within. Piro knew this was his chance. He reached over into Zorak's belt and he felt around and he pulled out his key. "All right, I got it." He then lost his grip and he fell and he grabbed the two lower legs of the cow to break his fall. Then the cow sneezed on him and he let go in disgust and fell into the lake. He stood up, all covered in weeds. "All well at least I got the key and that's what matters." "You have that right", said Seraphim, "I noticed your little problem so I left the car and came to help you." "Wait a minute", said Piro, "If you were driving the car, then who?" The car came along before Seraphim could answer and the car smashed up against a rock and Largo flew off into the lake. "Excuse, me, I must deal with a little hamster." With that Seraphim vanished.
Largo, stood up in the lake, and he saw Piro. "PIRO", he yelled. He ran up and hugged him. After that he said, "That mantis is getting away", he pointed to the balloon with the cow and mantis dangling from it. "Don't worry, I got the key", said Piro. Largo slapped the water and the two whooped with joy. "ALL RIGHT", said Largo.
That's it for now. I hope you all enjoyed this. Well I appreaciate your patience. Oh by the way, my yards have a problem, THE CICADA'S ARE EVERYWHERE! I AM BEING INVADED! I hope you guys out in Fanfiction.net are putting up with them very well. Oh and on a good note, keep an eye out in the next month or so, for my two upcoming fanfics that I will write in honer of the upcoming, Myst IV: Revelations coming out this Fall. Until then. Ta. Ta.