Rat Race. . . Anime Style!

Chapter 9

The Home Stretch

At the Mini-mall, in a certain booth, a certain bald fat man by the name of Homer Simpson was trying to convince his family to continue the hard road ahead. "Please, oh please oh please", said Homer to his wife. "No. We have been through enough thanks to this ridiculous race! Plus you have lied to us!" "But Mom", said Bart, "it's two million big ones! That is more than enough to send Lisa to college, have all of us set for life!" "Sorry Bart, but I with Mom on this one. No prize money is worth the hassle and degradation we have seen thus far." Homer once again got stunned by Lisa's wisdom. "Okay, I know I almost got us killed. Excuse me for a moment."

Homer left the table and headed for a separate store area. He then threw a major fit. Until he noticed a rack holding different medications and found something that will save him, a box of sleeping pills.

Homer approached his family with a couple of glasses of chocolate shakes. "Hey ya'll. To prove there is no hard feelings", he set the glasses down and said, "chocolate shakes all around." The family cheered at this." "This means you are not mad at us", asked Lisa. "I am a bit upset but hey, I am an adult. So let's drink up these shakes, return the ACROSS-mobile, get the van fixed and go back to Vegas and See Penn and Teller!" The Simpsons nodded their heads as they started sipping the shakes. Bart couldn't help but notice his father winking at him.

Back at the bus scene, the Lucys were trying to comfort a disgruntled gunmen as he was sitting in front of the tipped over bus. "Aw don't worry Vash", said one Lucy. "We won't let them fire you", said another. "I am no bus driver", said Vash.

"Don't say that", said another Lucy. "No", said Vash, "I am not a bus driver." "Don't be so hard on yourself", said one Lucy. Then one Lucy came out of the crowd and yelled, "Hey ladies, who's the world's greatest bus driver?" "Va-ash, Va-ash", they chanted.

Vash tried to get through to tell them, but their chanting drowned him out, and they didn't pay any attention. Finally getting fed up with the cheering, Vash yelled, "Shut Up! SHUT UP YOU CRAZY LUCY BITCHES! SHUT UP!" After the Lucys stopped their cheering in shock, Vash continued yelling at them. "I AM NOT, A BUS DRIVER! I DO NOT WORK FOR THE BUS COMPANY!" Everyone looked at him in shock. "I needed a ride to New Mexico! SO I STOLE THIS UNIFORM! He tore of the jacket and said, "THIS JACKET IS NOT MY JACKET! REMEMBER MARTY! YOUR ORIGINAL BUS DRIVER!?" He tore of the shirt and yelled, "THIS IS HIS SHIRT! I STOLE IT!" He began tearing off his pants and yelled, "SEE THESE PANTS! YOU THINK I'D WHERE THESE PANTS!" He panted for breath and said, "I am not. . . a bus driver!

The Lucys finally gathered what he said and the head Lucy said, "Your not a real, bus driver?" "You tricked us", yelled another. "He ruined our whole vacation", yelled an asian Lucy cosplayer. The entire bunch of Lucys started running after the man who is now only in a under shirt and boxers. Vash knew well enough to start running.

A message from the one and only Time Traveler:

I know this chapter is short, but to keep the fic organized

I have to end it here, so tata reader girls and guys!

(Got this idea from The Wiz)