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Chapter 14: Daring Sanzo to be a woman!
Rukishi was with Goku and Gojyo, until it was time for dinner, she walk down with the 2 members and met with Sanzo and the others. Kougaiji smiled sweetly at Rukishi, and she blushed and smiled back. But thought of it, why is it Kougaiji is turning so nice all of a sudden?
"Hey Goku," Gojyo called out to Goku.
"Yeah?"
"What's wrong with Kougaiji?"
"Don't know, maybe he's sick." Goku replied, shrugging and walk towards the table. Gojyo gave a suspicious glance at Kougaiji but not only Kougaiji—so do he have eyes on Sanzo. He shrugged, is useless to be suspicious especially when he's—hungry. So then Rukishi walk up to Yaone and wash up the dishes with her, as well did Hakkai who was already cleaning the table while all the others sat and food was ready on the table.
"Come on and eat!" Rukishi gleefully said and politely takes the food in her plate. Goku, as usual, shove every food there is he can fit his whole mouth and ho he can full his stomach. As they eat, Sanzo takes a low glance at Rukishi and held up his chopsticks, picking a dumpling and put it in Rukishi's rice bowl. Making Rukishi realize and look at Sanzo in surprise and confusion. Sanzo just laid back and ate his food quietly, leaving Rukishi confuse but continue eating her breakfast. Kougaiji was almost eyeing at Sanzo in jealousy but too bad he didn't think of doing that to Rukishi. Hakkai just chuckled and suddenly receives a chopstick hit directly in his rice bowl.
He look up to see who and notice Sanzo was the one who throw the chopsticks to him, annoyance in his violet eyes. Hakkai grinned; he can be a pain when he decides to irritate Sanzo.
"I'm done with my breakfast! Wash my bowl!" Sanzo said crudely, getting up from his sit and walk up the stairs and to his room. Everyone look up at the monk silently until he left to his room, and heard a bang shut the door of the particular room. Sanzo didn't seem to be in an ease mood.
Rukishi already finish up her bowl and washes the dishes. Everybody did so and went to their own room. But Hakkai, Gojyo, Goku and Lirin quickly ran in Rukishi's room without hesitation. They hit her back in the room, pushing her quickly without anyone notice and lock the door. Rukishi was pushed on her bed and she look up at Hakkai, Gojyo, Goku and Lirin in confusion and curiosity.
"What's going on?" Rukishi asked. Gojyo grinned at her slyly.
"Rukishi-chan, can you tell us something fun about what to do with Sanzo?" Lirin added, grinning at her childishly. Rukishi still had to blink at this sight; it's too confusing to understand. "What do you mean?"
"We…well, we're actually having a good mood to trick Sanzo at the moment. And for so long we have been thinking, we were lost of ideas. And since you're from a world different from us, sure you know an idea." Hakkai explain, a playful smile across his lips. This time, Rukishi assured something fun is going to happen and you smirk at them when Rukishi got the idea.
"I know just an idea!" Rukishi murmured to them with a devilish smirk and all of them quickly got out of her room and sneaks in Sanzo's room without any noise for the monk to know about them coming in.
A few hours later—
"WHAT THE HELL! WHAT IS THIS DAMN DRESS ON ME! GET IT OFF! RIGHT NOW!" Sanzo yelled as he was trying to roughly get the tight mini skirt off of his body and the hideous purple blouse with white and red stripes off but it got stuck on his body. It was the perfect but tight size for him—no offense, he's wearing a girl's outfit anyway. Gojyo, Goku and Lirin almost rolled on the ground as Rukishi and Hakkai just chuckled continuously each time Sanzo move with the outfit.
"But wait, don't you think he need boobs?" Rukishi said. Sanzo glared at her like there's no tomorrow, "I'm going to kill you and I'm so going to bring you to hell!" Sanzo threaten, Rukishi smirk and stick out her tongue. "After you." She said. Goku then hold both Sanzo's hands on the back, having a tight grip so that Sanzo won't try to kill them and suddenly Gojyo open up the blouse a bit, revealing Sanzo's still masculine manly chest. Rukishi almost drool at that abs. Sanzo struggled and almost wanted to scream but Goku covered his mouth, Gojyo place some glue on the soft small pillows and roughly paste them on Sanzo's chest. Making them properly looking like real woman's breast. Everyone except Sanzo of course, grin to see a sexy woman-like Sanzo.
"Man Sanzo you look hot!" Rukishi said teasingly.
"And God those boobs are perfect!" Gojyo said, a little much drooling at Sanzo's chest. If is a real girl, he'll be having one long stare at those boobs for long time and wondering if those are real or not. Sanzo snarled as his hands accidentally hit his left breast, he blushed with a simple reason, he had never really felt this way before. It felt like he's really becoming a woman right now.
"Okay Sanzo, now we're done with the first, now start plan B." Rukishi said, grinning mischievously at the monk. Sanzo notice the grin, the expression, and the action all of them are passing to him. He didn't like it. Hell he knew what they're up too. They're trying to get him. Sanzo groaned in frustration, he would have shot them earlier but Hakkai had his gun in his pocket. Safe and not letting the monk near it.
"What?" Sanzo gave in, too fed-up on screwing the hell out of them.
"Go to a bar and act like a woman." Gojyo said, daring Sanzo with an evil grin.
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