Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Zelda characters, as well as the many anti-wrinkling crèmes that will be listed.
Spica: anti-wrinkling crèmes?
Regulus: just read.
Link and Spica dropped out of the blue teleporter. There was a loud gasp.
"Like…ohmigod! You broke thy evil curse! Now I won't have IBS anymore!" The Great Deku Tree squealed.
"IBS?" Link and Spica said together in unison.
"Ugh, never mind! Wait a second, who are YOU?" The Deku Tree said, stretching a branch towards Spica.
"Uh…I'm Spica…It's a long story how I got here, I'll expl-"
"OH. MY. GOD. ILOVEYOURHAIR! HOW DO YOU GET IT SO…SO SHINY!" The Deku Tree squealed, causing Link, Navi and Spica to all jump.
"Uhm…Garnier Fructis sleek and shine conditioner…"
"Ugh, they don't sell that here! Damn! Well, anyways, sit down, both of you. IT'S STORY TIME!"
Link and Spica both sat down slowly, their eyes had grown wide at the Great Deku Tree's…girly-ness attitude.
"So, like a long time ago, way before man kind existed, there were three Goddesses, and they like, created Hyrule, and blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahrandomstuff blahblahblahblahcreatedmankindblahblah and that's like why you need to save Hyrule!"
"Uhm…Great Deku Tree…can I ask you something?" Spica asked.
"Sure, Miss look at me I have shiny hair!"
"…Uh…in the video game, you acted so…wise and manly…why do you act so…preppy-school-girl-ish now?"
"Oh hehee! Shigeru Miyamoto said he'd give me an extra bonus if I could pretend to be old and manly! Anyways, here's my cue to die…wait! I don't want to die! OH NO MY PERFECT SKIN! I MEAN BARK!"
The Deku Tree started to shrivel up like a prune, while Spica and Link stared in awe.
"NOOO! Navi! Bring me my anti-wrinkling cream! Quick!"
"Uh…Which one? Lancome's Resolution D-Contraxol Intensive Anti-Wrinkle Treatment Dermo-Crease Reducer or the Helena Rubinstein kind?" Navi yelled, trying to muffle her laughs.
"I don't ca-AHH!"
The Great Deku Tree had shriveled up into a gigantic prune. Navi, Link, and Spica stared at the now dead Deku Tree for about 15 minutes. Finally Link broke the silence.
"That...was...AWESOME!"
"Link! You idiot! He just died!" Spica screamed at him while smacking him across the face.
"Let's just get out of here, shall we?" Navi insisted at the fighting teens.
All three of them trotted out of the forest…well, except for Navi, since fairies don't trot. Navi flew. Spica and Link trotted.
Spica: how'd you know the names of anti-wrinkling crème?
Regulus: Uhm…Google is your friend!