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O.K. here is the first story idea that I thought of. It's about Legolas,
Link, Yugioh, and Kurama, all fighting for the chance to be Mr. Universe.
And, with Frodo as the host, I can tell you this is going to be one stupid
story. I don't expect to get any nice reviews on this one, it's that
stupid...
*On the stage*
Frodo:* stands in the middle starting the show* "Welcome everyone, how are
all of you tonight, we have a lot of contestants here to see, who
will take home the prize"
Sam:*climbs onto the stage *
Sam: "Yeah, I LOVE this show!"
Frodo: "Sam, you fat idiot, you're not supposed to be on the stage! Get
off!"
Sam: "But I wanna..." stutters Sam
Frodo: "I said get off, and hurry! Before, I bust a cap in your ass!"
Sam:*walks off the stage with his head bowed down*
Frodo: "Anyway, as I was saying... let's get started! First up we have a red-
haired human who is also part evil, spirit fox; let's give a big round of
applause for Kurama!"
Kuwabara and Yuske: Go Kurama! Whoot Whoot!
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama:*walks out on stage and sits in a chair looking embarassed*
Frodo: "Ok next up is a cute, but tough elf warrior...Legolas!"
Legolas:*comes out on stage, and smiles really big, while all the girls
scream*
Frodo: "Whoa! Am I seeing double! It's Leoglas' twin, except he has a
better sense in fashion (referring to his hat)...Link!"
*Some one pushes Link onto the stage and he falls on his face. Angrily Link
stands up, turns around, flips off the man who pushed him out there, then
moves the hair out from in front of his face. At this, all the girls start
screaming again*
Legolas: *gets jealous and winks for the crowd, which gets them going
again*
Link:*is getting jealous now, so he is pretending to fix his hair while the
entire crowd goes wild. That's when Legolas finally loses it*
Legolas: "Listen Link, you might be the 'Big Shot' from where you come
from, but around here I am the real elf boy wonder, so why don't you go
back to where you came from!"
Link: You betta recagnize you punk ass...
Frodo: "Stop all of this fighting at once you two, and all that mother
fucking cussing, were on live T.V. Damit! *he turns back to the crowd
smiling brightly* O.K. lastly we have is a duelist who believes...Yugioh!"
Yugi:*comes in with a deck of cards then yells* "It's time to duel!"
O.K. here is the first story idea that I thought of. It's about Legolas,
Link, Yugioh, and Kurama, all fighting for the chance to be Mr. Universe.
And, with Frodo as the host, I can tell you this is going to be one stupid
story. I don't expect to get any nice reviews on this one, it's that
stupid...
*On the stage*
Frodo:* stands in the middle starting the show* "Welcome everyone, how are
all of you tonight, we have a lot of contestants here to see, who
will take home the prize"
Sam:*climbs onto the stage *
Sam: "Yeah, I LOVE this show!"
Frodo: "Sam, you fat idiot, you're not supposed to be on the stage! Get
off!"
Sam: "But I wanna..." stutters Sam
Frodo: "I said get off, and hurry! Before, I bust a cap in your ass!"
Sam:*walks off the stage with his head bowed down*
Frodo: "Anyway, as I was saying... let's get started! First up we have a red-
haired human who is also part evil, spirit fox; let's give a big round of
applause for Kurama!"
Kuwabara and Yuske: Go Kurama! Whoot Whoot!
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama:*walks out on stage and sits in a chair looking embarassed*
Frodo: "Ok next up is a cute, but tough elf warrior...Legolas!"
Legolas:*comes out on stage, and smiles really big, while all the girls
scream*
Frodo: "Whoa! Am I seeing double! It's Leoglas' twin, except he has a
better sense in fashion (referring to his hat)...Link!"
*Some one pushes Link onto the stage and he falls on his face. Angrily Link
stands up, turns around, flips off the man who pushed him out there, then
moves the hair out from in front of his face. At this, all the girls start
screaming again*
Legolas: *gets jealous and winks for the crowd, which gets them going
again*
Link:*is getting jealous now, so he is pretending to fix his hair while the
entire crowd goes wild. That's when Legolas finally loses it*
Legolas: "Listen Link, you might be the 'Big Shot' from where you come
from, but around here I am the real elf boy wonder, so why don't you go
back to where you came from!"
Link: You betta recagnize you punk ass...
Frodo: "Stop all of this fighting at once you two, and all that mother
fucking cussing, were on live T.V. Damit! *he turns back to the crowd
smiling brightly* O.K. lastly we have is a duelist who believes...Yugioh!"
Yugi:*comes in with a deck of cards then yells* "It's time to duel!"