Frodo: "O.K. Now that we all know who wants to be Mr. Universe, let's asked
them why, they want to be Mr. Universe.come on over ...Kurama!"
Frodo *pats the stool next to him and winks*
Kurama: o.o *reluctantly sits on the stool, Frodo just patted*
Frodo: So Kurama, tell us...why do you want to be Mr.Universe?
Kurama: I don't know
Frodo: Ookay then why don't you tell us about yourself, what is it like
being evil fox, one minute and human the next? What's it like?
Kurama: Well, it's quite complicated at times, like this one time we
*suddenly he slaps himself, or should I say youko slaps him*
Eveyone: o.o
Kurama:*looks like he is talking to himself*
Youko: What is your problem, huh?
Kurama: What, I didn't do anything!
Youko: Don't lie to me; I know what you were going to say!
Kurama: What was I going to say...?
Youko: Don't interrupt me boy! You were gonna tell the whole world about
the time you got us drunk, which made me drink out of the toilet, then we
started to fight us, just so we could make out with Hiei!
Everyone:o.o
Hiei: 0.0 that's it I'm otta here...
Kurama: WAIT HIEI, HE'S LYING! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!
Youko: Let him go, Karasu was better anyways...
Karasu: Yes, I knew it!
Hiei: What!?!
Everyone else: 0.0
Frodo: *trying very hard not too laugh* Thank you kurama, that will be all
for now...
Kurama: *very traumatized goes back to his seat mumbling to himself* "I
sure hope mother isn't watching... "
Frodo:*giggles and mutters to himself* "And I thought Gollum had issues..."
*then he had an evil thought* `Hey this might work out for after all, if
acting gay doesn't make people watch my show, then maybe embarrassing these
freaks will!` "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"*realizes that everyone is staring at
him, then continues*
Frodo: Ahem...O.K. Legolas, it's your turn...
*Legolas got up and sat next to Frodo, while all the girls screamed wildly*
Frodo: So, Legolas...what kind of secrets do you have?
Legolas: I'm not telling you!
Frodo: Oh, come on leggy!
Legolas: No! And don't call me that!
Frodo: Come on, please?
Legolas: Just read what's on the card!
Frodo: *Pretending to look very hurt* After all we have been through, this
is how you treat your favorite hobbit? Fine, I see how it is...*gives Legolas
an evil glare*
"Why do you want to be Mr. Universe?"
Legolas: "I just want to prove to the whole world that I am the smartest,
strongest, most handsome, *gives a wink to the crowd* elf that ever
lived!"* He sat back down smiling proudly to himself*
Frodo: *mutters*Yeah, I bet that's what Gimli says all the time...
Legolas: What did you say!?!
Frodo: Nothing, go sit down.
Leolas:*Looks at Frodo angrily and sits down*
Frodo: Okay, Link your turn! Do you have any secrets?
Link: no
Frodo: C'mon Link, I'll tell you mine...
Link: I don't care about your secrets...
Frodo:*leaned forward and whispered* I think you're the cooler elf...
Link:*leaned in and whispered* I don't care...
Frodo:*leaned in again and whispered* "Well...I killed Mufasa!"
Link: What the hell are you talking about, you crazy hobbit, you better
stay away from me....*he trails off*
Frodo: *thinking* `God, this elf is so Boring! ` *he cuts Link off*
"Okay Link, why do you want to be Mr. Universe?"
Link: "I don't."
Frodo: "Then why are you here?"
Link: "I don't know, someone kidnapped me from in the middle of a very
important battle, and brought me to this dump, then..."
Frodo: *cuts him off again* "Yeah, that sounds really interesting, Link go
sit down now."
Link: *angry that he was cut off twice rolls his eyes and sits in his
chair, next to Legolas, with his arms folded*
Frodo: "Ok lastly, we have Yugi!"
Yugi: *walks up and sits on the stool next to Frodo*
Frodo: "So, I don't suppose you are willing to share your secrets with us
so, I'm just gonna skip that question, soooo, what are you like..."
Yugi: *Looks right into the camera* "Well, I'm a single male from Phoenix,
Arizona I love long walks on the beach, and reading romantic novels with my
loved one. Call me ladies *wink* and I want to be Mr. Universe because I'm
so handsome I deserve it"
Frodo: "That's really interesting, but I have some questions for you."
Yugi: "Go ahead and ask me"
Frodo: "O.K..."
Yugi: "and don't be intimidated by my devilishly good looks."
Frodo: "Yeah, if you are single, how could you love reading novels with
your loved one?"
Yugi: "Well uh..."
Frodo: "And how could you love walking on beaches if you live in Arizona?"
Yugi: "Well uh..."
Frodo: "And I thought you were from Japan?"
Yugi: "Ok that's enough questions for now!" *walks back to his seat*
Frodo: "Ok then, everyone it's time for the first challenge, who will be
the first one to reach the top of this grass cover hill!"