By: Melphie13
Disclaimer: Ok, the usual. Tolkien owns everything except my witto Orcsies and the personalites.
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK you to the reviewers. You guys really make my day, you know that?
Thanks Ammie. *smiles sheepishly and gives her kiss* You're my angel. And so are my two wonderful little sisters who started this all!
Ok, I think I'm doing better on my pro-information thingies! They keep gettin' shorter...I think. *looks at other chapters uncertainly* Hmm. I guess they kind of go up and down.
Ok, here is chapter 7 now! So...er...grab a fresh chocolate chip cookie and a glass of lemonade and prepare yourself matie, for the next chapter!
Chapter 7
It actually happened a bit more like this, in the real course of things.
"ARAGORN!!!" Arwen's scream came, remember?
And then Aragorn went all rigid in his seat and breathed: "Arwen", right? Well, he had actually already lept from his seat when he said "Arwen", and only a half a second later he was charging right for the stairs. Got it?
Good.
"That doesn't sound very good..." Boromir mumbled seriously to himself, quickly standing up from his seat as well and running right after Aragorn, Legolas soon at his heels.
Gandalf blinked dumbly as he stared after the retreating figures, and then he turned to stare at the Dwarves. "Uh, duh, why are they being all hurry-upish and stuff?" He asked.
Gimli and Gloin just rolled their eyes and pushed their chairs back so that they could get off of their seats as well and make for Elrond's room so they could see what all the screaming was about too.
Seeing that the Dwarves were leaving, Gandalf (absolutely terrified at the thought of being alone) quickly stood up from his seat, almost tripping on his gray robes as he did, and scrambling frantically on after the others.
Aragorn burst into Elrond's room, (which was, infact, the place that Arwen was) his eyes wild with worry and panic. "Arwen what's wrong?!" He asked frantically.
Arwen was sitting on Elrond's bed, her pretty face streaked with tears and a piece of paper in her hands. "Aragorn...look at this..." She managed to say between sobs.
Aragorn frowned in concern and walked over to her side, seating himself down on the bed and starting to read the note.
Only a moment later, Boromir, Legolas, the Dwarves, and Gandalf came right in as well, their eyes settling immediately on the sobbing Arwen and the reading Ranger.
Legolas blinked. "What's wrong?" He asked uncertainly.
"Yeah, what's all bad and stuff?" Gandalf demanded in complete terror, though he hadn't even seen anything "all bad and stuff" yet.
"Hmph. You crying over nothing again?" Gloin snarled.
Boromir dutifully bonked the Dwarf on the head, and then walked over to Aragorn's side, also peering at the note.
A moment later, he slumped. "Oh great." He muttered, realizing at once what the note was.
"What? What is it?" Legolas asked quickly, walking briskly over to the two Men. "Can I see?"
"Y-yeah...sure Legsie." Aragorn replied at last, his eyes very wide as he slowly lowered the note flat onto his lap.
Legolas gave him a Look. "It's upside-down Aragorn, I can't read it."
Boromir groaned and flipped the note right-side-up for the prince.
Legolas peered carefully at the note, and his blue eyes immediatly went wide.
"What?! What is it?!" The Dwarves could simply stand the suspense no longer and charged right at the note, snatching it away from Aragorn and starting to read over it greedily.
Legolas rolled his eyes in disgust. "Dwarves." He muttered.
"Elves." Gimli shot back, making a face at the Elf and then going back to reading the paper.
"Great Balrogs. Elrond's been Elf-napped!" Gloin finally explained after the note had finally registered in his head.
This comment, however, caused quite a commotion.
"I knew it!!!" Aragorn shouted in triumph. "I knew it would happen!!"
"AAAIIIII!!!" Arwen started wailing all over again and sobbing afresh.
"Quiet Aragorn!" Boromir hissed.
"Ten bars of gold?!?" Legolas exclaimed in horror.
"Man, I knew Elrond was dumb, but this..." Gloin said dramatically.
"I agree." Gimli quickly said.
"Uh, duh, is Elrond all gone and stuff?" Gandalf asked dumbly.
The truth of the matter was that everyone said those things at the same time.
It was a very uncomfortable fix that our characters found themselves in.
***
"Ok...so...any suggestions?" Boromir finally asked the group as they all sat, gathered together around the big table in the dining room.
No one said anything. There was complete silence around the table except for the constant sniffling from Arwen.
"Um...maybe we should...give them the money?" Legolas suggested helplessly.
"Thank you Mr. Obvious." Aragorn muttered.
"Face it. They've probably killed him already." Gimli concluded firmly.
"DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!!!" Arwen almost screamed, still sobbing over the whole fact that her father had been kidnapped.
"I say we give the money, then once we have Pops back, we find the bad guys, kill em', and get the money back again!" Aragorn announced.
Everyone else just blinked.
"Erm, what did the note say again?" Boromir finally asked.
Legolas sighed and took the note out of his pocket, unfolding it and beginning to read. "Friends and family and all that stuff of this missing guy, we have taken him hostage, just so you know, until you give us ten bars of gold. Just leave the gold stuff right by that big rock by the waterfalls. If it's not there by sunset tomorrow night, we'll kill the guy, Ok? Signed, Slim." Once he finished, the Elf gave Boromir an extra challenging look.
"Oh...ok, that sure helps." Boromir mumbled sarcastically.
"Just do what they say!" Gimli snapped. "Leave the ten bars of gold. What's ten bars of gold to Lord Elrond of Imladris?!"
"Everything." Arwen sighed. "We were saving up to build another music hall for the festivities this year. Father has been planning on it for so long..." Fresh tears welled up in her eyes. "...and we won't be able to do it if we have to give up that much!" And with that, Arwen completely burst into a new round of sobs, Aragorn quickly hurrying to comfort her afterwords.
Boromir sighed and shook his head. "I dunno. It's all really complicated."
"Uh, duh, maybe we should just go and get Elrond all back and stuff." Gandalf suggested innocently.
"We can't." Legolas sighed. "We don't know how many there are, or how deadly they are."
"Or how serious they are!" Aragorn added enthusiastically. "Why, they might be savage enough to take Pops and throw him right over the falls!"
This, of course, made Arwen cry even harder.
"Thank you Aragorn, that was most helpful." Boromir growled, glaring darkly at the already-regretting Ranger.
"What creature would possibly have the nerve to sneak into Elrond's bedroom anyway?" Legolas wondered out loud.
"Well, they would either be very crafty and intelligent...or just plain stupid." Boromir informed him.
"So what do we do?" Arwen sniffled.
"Nothing. Elrond's toast." Gloin concluded.
"Shat up!" Aragorn snapped. "Pops is too narrow-minded to let anything like that happen."
"Aragorn." Arwen scolded.
"Unless we fake it or something." Gimli said casually.
"What do you mean?" Legolas asked suspiciously.
"Well, we could just take some building blocks and paint them gold, cash em' in, get Elrond back, and lock up your house from now on." Gimli said with a proud smile.
Gloin patted him heartily on the back for that.
Legolas stared at him unbelievingly. "And just what do you think would happen to Elrond when his captors find out that our "bars of gold" are actually baby toys?"
Gimli glared darkly at him.
"I've got it!"
A sudden, triumphant shout from Boromir caused everyone to stop what they were talking about and look over at him.
Well, the ever-inventive, creative Gondorian guy now had a very wide, sly smile on his face...the kind of smile that always appeared on his face when a new idea or invention had come to his mind.
"Well...get on with it B!" Aragorn insisted eagerly.
"Yes Boromir, what is it?" Arwen asked anxiously.
"This better be good." The Dwarves muttered.
Boromir ignored the rude comment and grinned at the people around the table who weren't grumping. "Gandalf, I think we're going to need you for this one."
Everyone else's eyes widened immediately.
"Gandalf?" Aragorn asked in complete disbelief.
"He'll be killed." Legolas automatically concluded.
"No...I don't think so." Boromir said with a sly smile. "But if he is, it's better than one of us, right?"
"I guess so." Arwen said uneasily, still not getting the plan at all.
"Just what are we going to be doing?" Legolas asked the question that everyone was wondering.
Boromir grinned. "You'll see." He said slyly.
~**~
Elrond had never recalled having such a miserable time with Orcs since he was captured that one group time long, long ago.
But these weren't those kind of Orcs.
These Orcs were very stupid.
Boss did nothing but run around the cave, yelling at all the other Orcs and making sure that no one fell asleep, because they were all supposed to be keeping watch for someone who might come along with their ransom money.
Elrond, on the other hand, had to sit down the whole day on the dirty floor, tied so tightly to the stalagmite behind him that he was sure he was purple. All that they gave him to eat was some kind of mush that looked positively disgusting, and what was more, it seemed like the Orcs honestly expected him to eat with his mouth alone, because they never untied him at all.
It was a good thing Elrond didn't like the look of that food or the temptation would have been worse than it already was.
Boy, what a life he had.
He did not want to have to give any money whatsoever to these foul creatures, partially because they certainly didn't deserve it and the last thing he wanted was to give them satisfaction, and partially because he needed that money for the new music hall.
Man, he sure hoped that Arwen knew that.
"Hey, are you falling asleep?!" Boss suddenly snapped into the Noldor Elf's face.
Elrond glared darkly at him. "No, I'm thinking." He snarled back at the small Orc. "And would you mind taking a step back? You really stink."
Well, this did not go well for proud old Boss at all, and the Orc immediately turned a nice shade of red from fury and turned quickly to Bugley.
"Bugley!...Bugley!" He snapped to the biggest Orc.
Well, Bugley had apparently dozed off from boredom, but immediately woke at the sound of Boss' very loud voice. "What? What?!" He immediately shrieked, scrambling wildly to his feet.
Boss put on an intentionally evil smile. "It seems that our little ransom-Elf doesn't know the meaning of respect." He said slyly.
Elrond swallowed. "Oh no. He's going to have me pounded by that big guy." He realized in horror as he gazed at the muscular, huge Orc. He did not know if these Orcs were overly smart, but he did know that they were very set on being evil, whether they were actually evil or not.
"Uh, ok Boss." Bugley said simply.
Boss glared. "I'm not finished yet, you idiot." He growled. "I want you to do something bad to him."
"Uh, ok." Bugley said uneasily. "What do you want me to do?" He glanced at Elrond in complete nervousness.
Boss grinned evilly. "Make him eat his supper." He said slyly, as if he had just said the most evil, dangerous thing ever.
Elrond's eyebrows went up like a shot. That was it?! I mean, he certainly did not want to eat that disgusting slimy, globby stuff, but he would have thought that that huge Orc would at least knock him over the head or something...
But it was not to be, for the next thing Elrond knew, he had a face-full of mush in his face.
~**~
"Uh, duh, what am I supposed to do again?" Gandalf asked in utter nervousness as the others were seeing him off to go do his duty.
Boromir rolled his eyes and replied harshly. "You have to go out to that rock that the Orcs were talking about and leave that note there. You know where that rock is! You've been there hundreds of times."
"But...uh...duh...what if I'm all grabbed and stuff?" Gandalf asked in a very quivery voice.
Legolas smiled at him. "Then you're all grabbed and stuff." He answered simply.
"Ohhh..." Gandalf said stroking his beard, acting all realizy and stuff.
"Ok Gandy Flandy, now go do your and-stuff!" Aragorn said eagerly.
"And please make sure that the note is delivered." Arwen said anxiously, growing more and more worried as the time passed by.
"It's been almost a day now, and we only have until tonight." Boromir added quickly.
"Uh, duh, ok." Gandalf said simply, turning around and starting to head off in the direction of the waterfalls.
The others watched him go in uncertainty.
"Uh..." Aragorn shifted his weight uncomfortably next to Boromir. "Do you think he'll make it?"
Boromir nodded slightly. "He should." He replied simply.
"Thanks B." Aragorn said sarcastically.
"He'll die." Gimli announced casually.
"Uh...just what did the note say?" Legolas asked cautiously, finally realizing that Boromir had never actually told anyone what the message in the note was.
Boromir raised an eyebrow slyly. "Oh, nothing much." He answered simply.
Legolas frowned. He didn't believe Boromir for one second, especially considering the fact that Aragorn had helped him write it.
He simply did not know that the note distinctly said:
This is a note for Lord Elrond, whoever you guys are.
Elrond,
We regret to inform you that we will not be giving the ten gold bars. Arwen says that she loves you, and Aragorn says to take a pill. You were a most gracious lord, but all we can do now is hope and pray.
Your friends, Boromir, Aragorn, Gimli, Gloin, Gandalf, Legolas, and Arwen.
Valar be with you.
~**~
Ok, totally wierd, but it will have to do. Kind of a cliffie huh? Just trying to keep your suspicion up. I bet you're all desperately hoping that Elrond isn't killed. Well, I hate to say it, but no garauntees.
He very well may be a gonner.
PLEEEEEEEEEAAASSE REVIEW!!!
Disclaimer: Ok, the usual. Tolkien owns everything except my witto Orcsies and the personalites.
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK you to the reviewers. You guys really make my day, you know that?
Thanks Ammie. *smiles sheepishly and gives her kiss* You're my angel. And so are my two wonderful little sisters who started this all!
Ok, I think I'm doing better on my pro-information thingies! They keep gettin' shorter...I think. *looks at other chapters uncertainly* Hmm. I guess they kind of go up and down.
Ok, here is chapter 7 now! So...er...grab a fresh chocolate chip cookie and a glass of lemonade and prepare yourself matie, for the next chapter!
Chapter 7
It actually happened a bit more like this, in the real course of things.
"ARAGORN!!!" Arwen's scream came, remember?
And then Aragorn went all rigid in his seat and breathed: "Arwen", right? Well, he had actually already lept from his seat when he said "Arwen", and only a half a second later he was charging right for the stairs. Got it?
Good.
"That doesn't sound very good..." Boromir mumbled seriously to himself, quickly standing up from his seat as well and running right after Aragorn, Legolas soon at his heels.
Gandalf blinked dumbly as he stared after the retreating figures, and then he turned to stare at the Dwarves. "Uh, duh, why are they being all hurry-upish and stuff?" He asked.
Gimli and Gloin just rolled their eyes and pushed their chairs back so that they could get off of their seats as well and make for Elrond's room so they could see what all the screaming was about too.
Seeing that the Dwarves were leaving, Gandalf (absolutely terrified at the thought of being alone) quickly stood up from his seat, almost tripping on his gray robes as he did, and scrambling frantically on after the others.
Aragorn burst into Elrond's room, (which was, infact, the place that Arwen was) his eyes wild with worry and panic. "Arwen what's wrong?!" He asked frantically.
Arwen was sitting on Elrond's bed, her pretty face streaked with tears and a piece of paper in her hands. "Aragorn...look at this..." She managed to say between sobs.
Aragorn frowned in concern and walked over to her side, seating himself down on the bed and starting to read the note.
Only a moment later, Boromir, Legolas, the Dwarves, and Gandalf came right in as well, their eyes settling immediately on the sobbing Arwen and the reading Ranger.
Legolas blinked. "What's wrong?" He asked uncertainly.
"Yeah, what's all bad and stuff?" Gandalf demanded in complete terror, though he hadn't even seen anything "all bad and stuff" yet.
"Hmph. You crying over nothing again?" Gloin snarled.
Boromir dutifully bonked the Dwarf on the head, and then walked over to Aragorn's side, also peering at the note.
A moment later, he slumped. "Oh great." He muttered, realizing at once what the note was.
"What? What is it?" Legolas asked quickly, walking briskly over to the two Men. "Can I see?"
"Y-yeah...sure Legsie." Aragorn replied at last, his eyes very wide as he slowly lowered the note flat onto his lap.
Legolas gave him a Look. "It's upside-down Aragorn, I can't read it."
Boromir groaned and flipped the note right-side-up for the prince.
Legolas peered carefully at the note, and his blue eyes immediatly went wide.
"What?! What is it?!" The Dwarves could simply stand the suspense no longer and charged right at the note, snatching it away from Aragorn and starting to read over it greedily.
Legolas rolled his eyes in disgust. "Dwarves." He muttered.
"Elves." Gimli shot back, making a face at the Elf and then going back to reading the paper.
"Great Balrogs. Elrond's been Elf-napped!" Gloin finally explained after the note had finally registered in his head.
This comment, however, caused quite a commotion.
"I knew it!!!" Aragorn shouted in triumph. "I knew it would happen!!"
"AAAIIIII!!!" Arwen started wailing all over again and sobbing afresh.
"Quiet Aragorn!" Boromir hissed.
"Ten bars of gold?!?" Legolas exclaimed in horror.
"Man, I knew Elrond was dumb, but this..." Gloin said dramatically.
"I agree." Gimli quickly said.
"Uh, duh, is Elrond all gone and stuff?" Gandalf asked dumbly.
The truth of the matter was that everyone said those things at the same time.
It was a very uncomfortable fix that our characters found themselves in.
***
"Ok...so...any suggestions?" Boromir finally asked the group as they all sat, gathered together around the big table in the dining room.
No one said anything. There was complete silence around the table except for the constant sniffling from Arwen.
"Um...maybe we should...give them the money?" Legolas suggested helplessly.
"Thank you Mr. Obvious." Aragorn muttered.
"Face it. They've probably killed him already." Gimli concluded firmly.
"DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!!!" Arwen almost screamed, still sobbing over the whole fact that her father had been kidnapped.
"I say we give the money, then once we have Pops back, we find the bad guys, kill em', and get the money back again!" Aragorn announced.
Everyone else just blinked.
"Erm, what did the note say again?" Boromir finally asked.
Legolas sighed and took the note out of his pocket, unfolding it and beginning to read. "Friends and family and all that stuff of this missing guy, we have taken him hostage, just so you know, until you give us ten bars of gold. Just leave the gold stuff right by that big rock by the waterfalls. If it's not there by sunset tomorrow night, we'll kill the guy, Ok? Signed, Slim." Once he finished, the Elf gave Boromir an extra challenging look.
"Oh...ok, that sure helps." Boromir mumbled sarcastically.
"Just do what they say!" Gimli snapped. "Leave the ten bars of gold. What's ten bars of gold to Lord Elrond of Imladris?!"
"Everything." Arwen sighed. "We were saving up to build another music hall for the festivities this year. Father has been planning on it for so long..." Fresh tears welled up in her eyes. "...and we won't be able to do it if we have to give up that much!" And with that, Arwen completely burst into a new round of sobs, Aragorn quickly hurrying to comfort her afterwords.
Boromir sighed and shook his head. "I dunno. It's all really complicated."
"Uh, duh, maybe we should just go and get Elrond all back and stuff." Gandalf suggested innocently.
"We can't." Legolas sighed. "We don't know how many there are, or how deadly they are."
"Or how serious they are!" Aragorn added enthusiastically. "Why, they might be savage enough to take Pops and throw him right over the falls!"
This, of course, made Arwen cry even harder.
"Thank you Aragorn, that was most helpful." Boromir growled, glaring darkly at the already-regretting Ranger.
"What creature would possibly have the nerve to sneak into Elrond's bedroom anyway?" Legolas wondered out loud.
"Well, they would either be very crafty and intelligent...or just plain stupid." Boromir informed him.
"So what do we do?" Arwen sniffled.
"Nothing. Elrond's toast." Gloin concluded.
"Shat up!" Aragorn snapped. "Pops is too narrow-minded to let anything like that happen."
"Aragorn." Arwen scolded.
"Unless we fake it or something." Gimli said casually.
"What do you mean?" Legolas asked suspiciously.
"Well, we could just take some building blocks and paint them gold, cash em' in, get Elrond back, and lock up your house from now on." Gimli said with a proud smile.
Gloin patted him heartily on the back for that.
Legolas stared at him unbelievingly. "And just what do you think would happen to Elrond when his captors find out that our "bars of gold" are actually baby toys?"
Gimli glared darkly at him.
"I've got it!"
A sudden, triumphant shout from Boromir caused everyone to stop what they were talking about and look over at him.
Well, the ever-inventive, creative Gondorian guy now had a very wide, sly smile on his face...the kind of smile that always appeared on his face when a new idea or invention had come to his mind.
"Well...get on with it B!" Aragorn insisted eagerly.
"Yes Boromir, what is it?" Arwen asked anxiously.
"This better be good." The Dwarves muttered.
Boromir ignored the rude comment and grinned at the people around the table who weren't grumping. "Gandalf, I think we're going to need you for this one."
Everyone else's eyes widened immediately.
"Gandalf?" Aragorn asked in complete disbelief.
"He'll be killed." Legolas automatically concluded.
"No...I don't think so." Boromir said with a sly smile. "But if he is, it's better than one of us, right?"
"I guess so." Arwen said uneasily, still not getting the plan at all.
"Just what are we going to be doing?" Legolas asked the question that everyone was wondering.
Boromir grinned. "You'll see." He said slyly.
~**~
Elrond had never recalled having such a miserable time with Orcs since he was captured that one group time long, long ago.
But these weren't those kind of Orcs.
These Orcs were very stupid.
Boss did nothing but run around the cave, yelling at all the other Orcs and making sure that no one fell asleep, because they were all supposed to be keeping watch for someone who might come along with their ransom money.
Elrond, on the other hand, had to sit down the whole day on the dirty floor, tied so tightly to the stalagmite behind him that he was sure he was purple. All that they gave him to eat was some kind of mush that looked positively disgusting, and what was more, it seemed like the Orcs honestly expected him to eat with his mouth alone, because they never untied him at all.
It was a good thing Elrond didn't like the look of that food or the temptation would have been worse than it already was.
Boy, what a life he had.
He did not want to have to give any money whatsoever to these foul creatures, partially because they certainly didn't deserve it and the last thing he wanted was to give them satisfaction, and partially because he needed that money for the new music hall.
Man, he sure hoped that Arwen knew that.
"Hey, are you falling asleep?!" Boss suddenly snapped into the Noldor Elf's face.
Elrond glared darkly at him. "No, I'm thinking." He snarled back at the small Orc. "And would you mind taking a step back? You really stink."
Well, this did not go well for proud old Boss at all, and the Orc immediately turned a nice shade of red from fury and turned quickly to Bugley.
"Bugley!...Bugley!" He snapped to the biggest Orc.
Well, Bugley had apparently dozed off from boredom, but immediately woke at the sound of Boss' very loud voice. "What? What?!" He immediately shrieked, scrambling wildly to his feet.
Boss put on an intentionally evil smile. "It seems that our little ransom-Elf doesn't know the meaning of respect." He said slyly.
Elrond swallowed. "Oh no. He's going to have me pounded by that big guy." He realized in horror as he gazed at the muscular, huge Orc. He did not know if these Orcs were overly smart, but he did know that they were very set on being evil, whether they were actually evil or not.
"Uh, ok Boss." Bugley said simply.
Boss glared. "I'm not finished yet, you idiot." He growled. "I want you to do something bad to him."
"Uh, ok." Bugley said uneasily. "What do you want me to do?" He glanced at Elrond in complete nervousness.
Boss grinned evilly. "Make him eat his supper." He said slyly, as if he had just said the most evil, dangerous thing ever.
Elrond's eyebrows went up like a shot. That was it?! I mean, he certainly did not want to eat that disgusting slimy, globby stuff, but he would have thought that that huge Orc would at least knock him over the head or something...
But it was not to be, for the next thing Elrond knew, he had a face-full of mush in his face.
~**~
"Uh, duh, what am I supposed to do again?" Gandalf asked in utter nervousness as the others were seeing him off to go do his duty.
Boromir rolled his eyes and replied harshly. "You have to go out to that rock that the Orcs were talking about and leave that note there. You know where that rock is! You've been there hundreds of times."
"But...uh...duh...what if I'm all grabbed and stuff?" Gandalf asked in a very quivery voice.
Legolas smiled at him. "Then you're all grabbed and stuff." He answered simply.
"Ohhh..." Gandalf said stroking his beard, acting all realizy and stuff.
"Ok Gandy Flandy, now go do your and-stuff!" Aragorn said eagerly.
"And please make sure that the note is delivered." Arwen said anxiously, growing more and more worried as the time passed by.
"It's been almost a day now, and we only have until tonight." Boromir added quickly.
"Uh, duh, ok." Gandalf said simply, turning around and starting to head off in the direction of the waterfalls.
The others watched him go in uncertainty.
"Uh..." Aragorn shifted his weight uncomfortably next to Boromir. "Do you think he'll make it?"
Boromir nodded slightly. "He should." He replied simply.
"Thanks B." Aragorn said sarcastically.
"He'll die." Gimli announced casually.
"Uh...just what did the note say?" Legolas asked cautiously, finally realizing that Boromir had never actually told anyone what the message in the note was.
Boromir raised an eyebrow slyly. "Oh, nothing much." He answered simply.
Legolas frowned. He didn't believe Boromir for one second, especially considering the fact that Aragorn had helped him write it.
He simply did not know that the note distinctly said:
This is a note for Lord Elrond, whoever you guys are.
Elrond,
We regret to inform you that we will not be giving the ten gold bars. Arwen says that she loves you, and Aragorn says to take a pill. You were a most gracious lord, but all we can do now is hope and pray.
Your friends, Boromir, Aragorn, Gimli, Gloin, Gandalf, Legolas, and Arwen.
Valar be with you.
~**~
Ok, totally wierd, but it will have to do. Kind of a cliffie huh? Just trying to keep your suspicion up. I bet you're all desperately hoping that Elrond isn't killed. Well, I hate to say it, but no garauntees.
He very well may be a gonner.
PLEEEEEEEEEAAASSE REVIEW!!!