Frodo: Ok everyone we are almost down here but let's just recap on the
scores. Ok so it looks like Yugi is in the lead with 15 points, 10 for
winning the hill race and 5 for being original in the swimsuit competition.
Second is Legolas....
Legolas: Stands up smiling brightly
Frodo: ...and Link
Legolas: sits back down frowning
Frodo: They were both fighting at the hill and were both equally sexy in
their trunks. And sadly in last place is Kurama with 9 points, even tough
he didn't win anything he at least tried to help stop the fighting elves.
Alright, now it's finally time for the third and final round the one that
decides it all! Whoever wins this one will win the whole thing!
Link: Wait a minute! So every thing else we did doesn't even matter?
Frodo: nope....
Link: so why the hell did we do all of that other crap for?
Frodo: Oh, you mean all the running around and stuff? That was just an
excuse to get you guys all sweaty, then half naked. But enough about that
we have to go on to the final challenge! Ok this one is simple, you will be
matched up with another contestant and you will have to fight and who ever
is left standing will be crowned Mr. Universe!
Link: Sweet! thinking 'finally! Legolas thinks he's all that and a bag of
Doritos but I'll show him HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!'
Legolas: thinking 'Link is such a wanna be me... but I'll show him...'
Kurama: thinking 'Maybe this could be my chance to actually win this
thing'
Yugi: thinking 'shit...'
Legolas!
Link and Legolas: Yes! gives each other a death glare then climbs into a
wrestling ring
Frodo: Ok any fighting style is legal just no killing your opponent...blood
is so icky...anyways ready? Fight!Link and Legolas both charge at each other with there swords and they
clash, Legolas over powers Link and sends Link's sword flying out of the
ring, Link ducks Legolas' next swing and kicks the sword out of his hand
sending that out of the ring. Then they both back up and pull out there
bows ready to shoot each other.
Frodo: Hey! I said I didn't want to see any blood! claps hands twice
Guards!Two huge security guards then step into the ring, one behind Legolas the
other behind Link. The one behind Legolas takes away all of his arrows and
asks Legolas to give him any other sharp weapons he has on him.
Legolas: I don't have any...
SG: (security guard) one-handedly picks Legolas up by the back of his
tunic Are you sure about that? I don't want to have strip search you
now.....looks Legolas up and down and smiles seductively
Legolas: Ew! Ok, ok! bends over and pulls two daggers out of his boots and
hands them to the guard along with all of his other sharp weapons
SG: puts Legolas down and asks Link to do the same
Link: I don't have anything....tries to hide his arrows in his shirt
SG2: (behind Link) grabs the arrows and holds them in the air while Link
is still holding on to them Hey, let go!
Link: NO!
SG2: grabs one of Link's legs and holds him upside-down then starts
shaking him causing all of Link's weapons to fall out
Link: NO, MY BABIES!! accidentally drops his arrows along with over 20
other weapons
SG: picks up all of Link's weapons except the bow and walks out of the
ring
SG2: drops Link on his head and follows the first one out of the ring
Frodo: Now that there is no way blood could be shed continue the fight...
Legolas: This is stupid, how are we supposed to fight with only ours bows?
Link: Like this....charges at Legolas with his bow as if it were a sword
Legolas: clashes again with Link but this time Link over powered Legolas
and his bow went flying out of the ring
Link: jumps on Legolas' back and starts choking him with his bow
Legolas: throws Link off of his back then breaks the bow
Link: NO! I'll kill you! attacks Legolas
Legolas: fights backA few hours later.....Both of them are on their backs out of breath unable to fight anymore....
Frodo: Hmmm, it appears that neither of them will be able to fight anymore
so they both lose. Now it is between Kurama and Yugi, who will be crowned
Mr. Universe?
Ok stupid I know I'm too tired to type anymore, so you guys will get the rest....later.