Back with the second chapter! Why shouldn't Yuffie get her happy ending? Well I'm not sure I wanna give her one, I know it's harsh but reality isn't like the storybooks. Ok, I'm contemplating giving her one seeing as the whole story was pretty much 'cause that's what I did. And I got my happy ending. Or something. So here goes.

Disclaimer: Don't own anything at all, except the plot and the note to self's. Are you guys sure they're not just really annoying? Yes, they are making a reappearance. I also don't own the chapter name, well sorta anyway, the original 'Emily's the bitch who gets the guy' was written by Gemz on my pencil case. Hehe. Anyway, Read and review!


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Yuffie's the bitch that gets the guy?

Note to self: Don't kick the mud like that; it'll get in your shoe.

Yep. It's late, I have mud in my shoe and I'm on my own. Again. Well I'm not technically on my own, because I am friends with Cloud and Aerith and Kairi and Sora and even Squall but its not like I'll willingly tell them all this about the 'confrontation, determination and MEGA flirtation' theory, as I've dubbed it. I can't usually survive without talking to someone about my problems because that's just me, but I don't think that talking to them will help anyone. So looks like its diary time.

Note to self: Stop being such a loser. Diary time my arse crack.

That's such a disgusting phrase. I bet Riku would die if he heard me use it. He seems to find stupid things like that funny. Riku… maybe I'll just sleep up here on the clock tower tonight, if I go back to the Hotel then it'll be the "where have you been"s and the "your dinner is cold"s. Nicht gut. It's not that cold out tonight actually. I'm lying there with my eyes shut, wondering whether he might just turn up and sweep me into his arms when, I'd like to say 'he does and we all lived happily ever after' but that was when I fell asleep.

Note to self: Don't count the days like that. You're not in Alcatraz or wherever, so stop with the freaking tallies!

It's been about three days since the 'incident' with Riku, I haven't seen him since, and I don't know whether he is avoiding me. I wish I could just forget about it, but everything's a sign to me: it's sunny in the morning so it's a good omen; there are mostly 'R's in my alphabet soup or spaghetti, which is an added bonus if you count all the E-numbers in those things. I've seen a couple of his friends around and they looked at me funny but I'm telling myself it's just 'cause I had some chocolate on my top or something. It's not because… he told… or anything. Not thinking that. Refuse to.

Note to self: Get out of bed you lazy bum! It is now 4 days since the Fatal Day.

It's a really gorgeous day, well as gorgeous as it gets here in Traverse Town where it's always night time. I yawn, I'm still tired for some reason, and stroll down to the communal kitchen where everyone is sitting, eating. I grab a plate, a couple (a handful) of butter pat things, sit down and hungrily pull about a gazillion slices of white toast onto my plate, pick up the butter and realise it's not salted. Damn them. I jump up and jog over to the table, telling myself you have to exercise to burn off the calories you have not yet eaten. Not that I care or anything. I'm rummaging in the little wicker basket containing said butter when I feel someone standing next to me.

"Yuffie?" Huh? What's with the… huh? Seems I must have dozed off for a little while. Or maybe I didn't. Oh crap, who is it that just said my name? It sounded uncannily like… "Sorry, I didn't realise you were… er…"

"No, its ok, I don't even think I was. Odd, but oh well." He seems to be sorta skirting around me. "Here" I hand him some butter "I won't bite." Oh crap. Too flirty. He'll know my plan now. Oh crap, he actually took the butter. He's standing, reasonably close to me, smiling and rummaging for non-salted butter. Ok, don't have a seizure, it won't mean anything. Or does it? Will he take me in his arms and say –?

"Look, I just… well…" Oh my gosh, he's not is he? Even though he just cut off my daydream I'm willing to overlook it.

Note to self: Concentrate! What's he trying to say? It's not that he loves me eternally and really regrets what he said, so what then?

"I just wanted to tell you that what you did yesterday was really brave. You're much braver than I am." Aw! Damn you, you and your cuteness!

"Oh," I lower my head so he can't see how heavily I'm blushing and pick at my nails yet again. "I'm really embarrassed about it." He looks at me, my god he is braver than I am, stop making me feel this happy!

"If I was going to go out with anyone then, well, it would be you." Ack! Someone pinch me! This is not real! It can't be! This only happens in the movies… not to a real life… me… oh my gawd.

Note to self: And again, concentrate. Calm down!

I look at him and smile; I'm not entirely sure why he's saying this. Well he must care enough that he wants to make me feel better, that's a good thing. It doesn't mean that he likes me like I like(d) him though. Don't take it like that Yuf. Death sentence.

"I'm not just saying that. I mean it." Oh dear, I know he doesn't, but he obviously cares enough to come and find me. Although it's not hard, he may have just been eating breakfast with Sora and Kairi and spied me up here. Anyway, just smile. Woah. He's changed subject. He's talking to me about something altogether different. How odd!

"Can I sit with you?"

"Course" I grin.

­­­I will get him.


Whatcha think? I don't know whether I should have carried this on, but oh well. Vampiegurl made me do it! I blame her for everything. I'm not even sure if I like this story anymore. Tell me people, if you think I should leave it as a one-shot.

I just checked through this again and it had soooo many mistakes in it, so I just got rid of them. So, sorry to everyone who read this before, that'll teach me not to check through my stuff before posting it! Also, I am having serious trouble with the third chapter, my writing just doesn't seem to be flowing properly nowadays. But anyway, just don't hold your breath for the next chapter.

Is Yuffie gonna be the bitch that gets the guy?

Thanks for reading!

Bracken xxx