Disclaimer: This has got to be the stupidest chapter yet, and when the words that are in Italic it means that's what the person is doing, hopefully it will help you guys understand what's going on. And again I don't own anything.
Frodo: Ok, now it is the final round, and this pageant is finally coming to a close, with two contestants left, who will take home the prize. looks down in the ring at the two tired bodies GUARDS!!
The two security guards from before step into the ring.
Frodo: Guards, please put these two in the hospital wing, and after they have recovered, kick them out, I don't want losers hanging around my set.
The security guard that was behind Legolas earlier, picked him up gently, the second security guard tried to pick up Link but he was being a little difficult.
Link: Get the hell off of me! I'm not finished with Legolas yet. He was standing up but wobbling around.
Legolas: Bring it on!
SG: (that was still holding Legolas) It's too late now, you both were on the ground for more then 10 seconds, you both already lost.
Legolas: looks up at the security guard that was holding him. Who the hell are you? Put me down I'm not done till I say I'm done, you hear me! starts struggling to get out of the security guards arms
SG: puts Legolas over his shoulder Come on let's get them out of here they're starting to get kinda frisky, just the way I like 'em... starts running away with Legolas still on his shoulder
Legolas: 0.0 Hey put me down, you touch me and I'll kill you!
SG: You're far too weak kill me now, and when I'm done with you won't even have enough energy to stand up!
Legolas: Frodo, this is sexual harassment, and if it turns into rape, I'll sue!
Frodo: No, you wouldn't sue me, your old pal, would ya?
Legolas: The hell I won't!
Frodo: But, if you do that, I won't have a show anymore! gets down off the high chair he was sitting in and starts chasing, the guard who went behind stage Earl! No, down boy down! Put the elf down, we can't afford to be sued for all of those sexual harassment charges.....again....
Legolas Fan girl #1: NO, LEGGY! turns to the rest of the Legolas' fan crowd Are we just gonna sit here and let our man be man-handled by another man?!?!
Legolas fan crowd: NO!
Legolas fan girl #2: Yeah, that's our job!
Legolas Fangirl #1: So what are we waiting for, let's go save him!
So now Legolas, Frodo, the fruity security guard, and about half of the crowd, were all behind stage and Link was still dizzy and wobbling in the middle of the ring with a confused security guard, standing next to him.
Link: That's right...you...better run...before I bust... a cap.... in your....ass....falls on the floor face first and unconscious
SG2: Ok...this is awkward...grabs one of Link's feet and drags him out the ring, then yells to Frodo Hey boss, do you want me to tell the camera guy to go to a commercial?
Frodo: (from behind stage) Yeah, sure whatever!
SG2: Ok tells camera man to go to a commercial while still dragging Link across the ground, until he gets hit in the head with the soda can Hey what was that for? looks up at the rest of the crowd
Link fan girl#1: What do you think your doing, dragging Link across the floor like that!
Link fan girl#2: Yeah, at least treat him like a human being!
SG2: holds the unconscious Link upside down like before But he's not a human being....
Link fan girl#2: That's not the point!
Link fan girl#3: Yeah, you better start treating him better or else!
SG2: Or else what, you guys are gonna gang up and attack me? Don't make me laugh, HA HA HA HAW!
Link fan crowd: gets really pissed, and starts chasing the security guard
SG2: 0.0 shit.... starts running still dragging Link behind him
Ok now the people left in the crowd are Hiei, Yuske, and Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Wow, I was almost trampled to death by hundreds of girls...cool.
Yuske: Yah, I know, hey you guys I bet Kurama is really nervous about his
fight, we should go back stage and tell him good luck!
Kuwabara: But, only the contestants and the people who work here are
allowed to go back stage...
Yuske: So what? I don't care, not like anyone's gonna stop me. I'm going to tell Kurama good luck. walksback stage
Hiei: walks backstage
Kuwabara: Fine! But when you two get caught don't come crawling back to me to help you get out of jail. sits in the huge stadium all by himself Aw, forget it, wait up guys! runs backstage
Ok, that was wrong; I can't believe I actually thought of that! Oh, well,
thanks to all the people who reviewed, and I'll try to finish the story as
soon as I can.