Disclaimer: Yup, still don't own anything. Attention people! People attention! I have an announcement to make! I am so sorry for taking so long to update...my apologies to all. Anyway I'm really bored right now so what better to do than to finish my story, eh? So let the stupidity begin!

After a few hours of searching for their elven men some of the fan girls gave up and went back to the stadium, put most of them were either too persistent, too determined, or just too stupid to give up their search, so they stayed outside for the rest of the competition. So the stadium started filling up with Kurama and Yugi fans. Yuske and the rest of the gang took their seats and a few of the elven fan girls were giving yuske some evil death glares as they walked by.

Kuwabara: Yuske, those elven fan girls are giving you some pretty evil death glares....

Yuske: No shit Sherlock, but what do they want from me? Turns to a couple of random glaring girl What the hell do you want from me!?!?

Random girl#1: You told us that Legolas and Link were going to be outside in the parking lot, and we didn't see anyone out there.....you lied to us......

Yuske: Yeah, well cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it!

Random girl#1: You guys better watch your backs after this thing is over, or else.....

Yuske: Or else what?

Random girl#2: in a VERY masculine voice Or else your gonna get yourself jumped son! You hear me? (A/N: Just to let you guys know, this is one of those really big, scary, barely a female kinda girls.)

Yuske: cowered back in his seat shaking his head in silence.

Random girl#2: I said, do you hear me? Getting closer to his face

Yuske: standing up and saluting Sir...Yes, Sir!

Random girl#2: That's what I thought....gave one last look before she turned and left

Kuw: Oooooohhhhh! Your in for it now Uremeshi, she is going to beat the shit out of you.

Yuske: Shut up Kuwabara! Like she can, I'll bet with her size she'll be simple to outrun, all I gotta do is stay away from any dead ends where she can't sneak up on me and I'll be fine.

Hiei: Why don't you just stop being a wussy and fight back?

Yuske: Are you crazy!?! I can't fight a girl!

Kuw: What are you talking about? You already fought a girl when-

Yuske: put hand over kuwa's mouth and whispered to him Yeah, but that's different.

Kuw: whispers back How so?

Yuske: still whispering That time I was positive that I was going to win, but this girl, she could really beat the shit out of me! Sits back down with folded arms and a concerned look on his face

Kuw: stares disbelieving at his friend And you call yourself a man.....

Ok as their whole conversation is taking place, the stadium is getting full again, and Frodo is ready to begin the final match.

Frodo: grabs microphone and high and is ready to begin announcing again Ok everyone quite in the stands please.....noise continues ok settle down now everyone...... noise continues I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOU! Everyone quiets down Okay, I know all of you are a bit antsy to get the final round over with so you can all go home stuff your faces with artery clogging foods, go back to your regular boring lives, and die an untimely death but I have got a show to host here, and I would really appreciate it if you all just bared with me a little bit longer. Okay everyone this time I am going to do things a little bit different when introducing our last two contestants.

Sam: walking up to Frodo What do you mean?

Frodo: I mean- eyes go wide after taking one look at Sam SAM!

Sam: What?

Frodo: Sam, what the hell are you wearing?

Sam: You don't like it? trying to sound hurt I thought it was just to die for and I had to get it! Spinning around modeling his outfit

Frodo: Sam! For god's sakes put some clothes on!

Sam: Why should I?

Frodo: Because you're wearing a purple, leopard-print speedo...

Sam: I got it at Gucci...batting his eyes and showing Frodo his rear

Frodo: Sam! Go put some clothes on! You look like a fool!

Sam: NO! Since I've known you you've always been telling me what to do! starts mocking Frodo Cook this Sam, do this Sam, go home Sam, Oh help me Sam, Gollum bit off my finger and I don't know what to do! Trails off

Frodo: covers his face in shame Sam...

Sam: still going on Oh Sam, there's a huge icky spider! Oh, could you squish the huge icky spider for me Sam, please?

Sam: in a deep voice Don't worry Frodo I'll save you!

Frodo: Sam....

Sam: in girly voice how could ever thank you!

Frodo: Sam......

Sam: in manly voice again Well, you could just take off your......

Frodo: SAM!

Sam: Turns to look at Frodo after being torn from his...um, fantasy Yeah?

Frodo: If I let you help me host this next fight will you promise to put some clothes on?

Sam: Of coarse!

Frodo: WELL? What are you waiting for?

Sam: Oh right....he he! Runs backstage to put on some clothes.....

Frodo: Oh god, what have I done...

JT: Yes, what have I done..........Yeah, i know I have to finish this, but...... now? But i'm too lazy! NO! I DON'T WHAT TO, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! ok sorry....I lost control, there for a moment sorry, won't happen again.....please if you haven't already reveiw.....please? Big begging eyes And too all of you that already reveiewed HIGH FIVE!! Oh, yeah! You guys are the coolest! Yeah and I'll finish soon, I promise......