A/N: Thank you SOOO much my rad reviewers!!!!! I love you guyz!! (not in THAT way, tho!) Lmao! Newayz, I noe this idea has been done before bt with all these stories in there's not much room for an original idea that still rox! However, MY story is gonna be LITTLE different and is gonna be with a slight twist... Newayz, read on nd review, PLEASE!!!!!!

The Voices in Their Heads

"We have to share a dormitory????" squealed a horrified Hermione.

"Yes, Miss Granger, this is mandatory. It has been the Hogwarts tradition for years. If you cannot comply with the rules, Miss Granger, it will be with great regret that I replace you with, Miss Parkinson." Professor McGonagall said as she surveyed Hermione under her watchful eyes.

I cannot BELIEVE this! My most important role at Hogwarts and Malfoy has to go and ruin it! Even so, she bit her lip, I can't let that cow, Parkinson, be Head Girl! Unworthy slut...

"Umm... that's alright, Professor, I'm sure I'll manage." She said, not even convincing herself. "Well, if that's the case then you and Mr Malfoy come and see me after the Feast so we can finish your housing arrangement. Good day to you, Miss Granger, Mr Malfoy." and with that she left two furious teenagers.

Draco POV

Just great! I have to spend the whole year living with that... that... THING! What would Father say? However, the new possibilities of ways to antagonize her are quite amusing...and she is hot...WAIT! Did I just call that jumped-up Mudblood hot? I think I need to lie down...

"You're new password is Temptus, is that clear?" the professor spoke to the newly appointed Head Boy and Head Girl as they nodded their heads. They went inside, Hermione gasped with amazement at her new dormitory.

"It's beautiful" she exclaimed happily.

"THIS is what they give a MALFOY? Absolute piece of shit..."

"For once in your life, Malfoy, try not to be a stuck-up bastard,"

"Like that's gonna happen,"

"True, very true,"

"Shut up, Granger, you know love it. Anyways, just because I'm a Pureblood and you're nothing but a filthy Mudblood, no need to be prejudiced,"

"Prejudice my ASS, Malfoy"

"Yes, I know you have an ass. We ALL have asses, Granger," he said, speaking slowly, as if she was a three-year old."

"Bitch. Well, if you don't mind I'm going to take a bath... Your Majesty" she added with a mock curtsey.

"You may be excused, servant," he added with an equal mock bow.

Hermione's POV

I am NOT gonna let him get on my nerves, he's just a stuck-up piece of trash that isn't worth looking at... but, he is good-looking.... OH MY GOD, DID I JUST SAY THAT? She mentally slapped herself. God, I sound just like Parvati... next thing you know I'll be stalking every guy in this school... God, do I need that bath...

She went into her bedroom appearing a few minutes later with her towel and shampoo. She looked at Draco suspiciously before she went into the bathroom. God, knows what he's up to... At that moment, Draco felt a mischievous grin creep onto his face... I wonder what girls do in bathrooms...

A/N: HMMM...what DO girlz do in bathrooms??? I am SOOOOOO SORRRRYYY that this isn't longer bt the teachers at mi skool are conspiring against me... Hope this chappie was good enuff bt like I sed be4... ANY ideas or suggestion add them in ur reviews, k??? NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!! Kayla, get off my compu-

Kayla: Still reading this crap??? You guyz must be bored....

Chelsea: WHAT ARE U DOING HERE???

Kayla: uhh... I live here??

Chelsea: Get out of mi room or else....

Kayla: Or else wat????

Chelsea: Or I'll... umm... or I'll... or I'll tell mom wat you nd Brad get up to evry Sat. nite....

Kayla: READ MY SISTER'S STORIES, THEY ROCK!! Dashes out of room

Chelsea: laughs wickedly I love being the oldest...