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Frodo: Ok now for the final round to Finally get over with everyone glares in my direction
Me: WHAT?
Frodo: Ok, then let the stupid commence!
Dun-nun-nun-nun ah ahhh….. (FYI to all of your wrestling fans out there, I'm trying keyword there to describe the Shawn Micheal song)
Kurama: walks out from back stage, and looks happy to hear all the fangirls cheering madly for him
Music plays: I think I'm cute, I know I'm sexy; their knees go weak, whenever I'm around…
Kurama: Saunters over to the stage proudly, and climbs into the ring
Music continues playing: I'm just a sexy boy…..sex-y boy, I'm not your boy toy…boy toy…
Yuske: Yeah go Kurama! You go man! Whispers to Kuwabara he is a man right…
Zan: nope…he's a sexy boy!
Hiei: got that right
Kurama: Looks at all his cheering fans, flips his hair back and gives everyone a swexy smile
Fangirls: Cheer madly and start fainting an falling off the balconies, and getting all stupid while the gang is looking around with a what in the hell? look on there faces
Yugi: peeking out from the other side of the stage DAMN HIM! He's stealing all of my spotlight….those fangirls are supposed to be cheering for ME! GRRRR……But no worries, he'll believe in the power of me soon enough….
Most of the screaming dies down...5 minutes later
Frodo: Anyways looks down at card Now, I thought it would be interesting if we gave a little bit of personal information (some that we haven't spilled already) about our fighters, before we let them beat the shit out of each others…..ok so, this is Kurama….he's about 5'7 weighing… none of your damn business? Looks at Kurama
Kurama: What? It wasn't me! Whispers….It was Youko….
Youko: Never ask a woman her age……
Kurama: Youko…..you just called us a…..
Youko: I KNOW WHAT I SAID! LET'S JUST GET ON WITH THE MATCH, OK?
Frodo sighs…. Ok-
Sam: Wait! running from backstage fully dressed You said I could help you introduce the people! I want to introduce the last one!
Frodo: No I didn't….
Sam: Yes you did
Frodo: NO, I didn't….
Kurama: Yes you did
Frodo: NO! I DIDN'T!
Everyone: YES, YOU DID!
Frodo: FINE! WHATEVER YOU WANT! Let's just please hurry this up so I can spend the least amount of my life with you as possible…..
Sam: claps hands in excitement Oh, Goody! Squeezes himself in the small booth next to Frodo I feel like a kid in a candy store!
Frodo: Rubs head in frustration I need some ass…...
Everyone: 0 0
Frodo: realizes he just said that in the microphone ASPRIN! I MEANT TO SAY, I NEED ASPRIN! SERIOUSLY GUYS!
Sam: Pushing Frodo form the microphone LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Music plays: Stadium gets dark, jungle music stats playing Yugi jumps from backstage wearing a torn leopard print shirt, his regular pants and baring his teeth, like a wild animal
Everyone: 0 o
Music continues playing: And I just can't wait to be king!
Yugi crawls to the stage, and climbs the turnbuckle clawing the air
Kuwa: What in the-
Yuske: Hell!That-
Hiei: Freaky haired-
Kurama: Crazy fool-
Zan: Can't wait, to be King!
Gang: glares in Zan's direction
Zan: 0 0 What? It's Catchy!
Frodo: ok enough of this! Lights turn on
Yugi: snaps fingers Joey runs from backstage and tosses his shirt to him
Joey: Don't worry Yugi! You can do this buddy!
Yugi: putting on his shirt Tell me something I don't know….
Joey: We're all behind ya buddy! All of your friends and your grandpa!
Yugi: sarcastically A bunch of dorks with no life and an old fart…thanks for the support, now I can achieve anything…
Joey: That's the spirit! And don't forget to believe!
Yugi: Joey! I am the King of Games ok? Not you….
Joey: Hey! I came in second at duelist Kingdom!
Yugi: Second is first loser, Joey give it up, you'll always be second best, which always makes you a loser, ok?
Sam: Grabbing the card on Yugi's info. And reading into the microphone Na- Name…Yugi Mo-toe, the King of…..all?
Yugi: smiles innocently
Sam: Hieght….6'10, weight ….95 lbs.
Frodo: Yugi! Your supposed to tell the truth!
Yugi: It is the truth!
Frodo: Your barely over 3 feet!
Yugi: Your just jealous 'cause you didn't get to do the horizontal bop with your little elf boy!
Frodo: blushing madly You take that back! You nasty little-
Yugi: making um….nosies and humping the turnbuckle Oh, Legolas...you do that like a pro!
Frodo: THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU'LL BE SHITTING COTTON FOR WEEKS!
Yugi: BRING IT ON SASQUATCH! I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN!
Sam: Holding Frodo back He has to fight Kurama!
Frodo: Staring Yugi Down Ok then, after the show….in the parking lot….meet me there so I can open up a can of whoop ass on you!
Yugi: Please, I'll mop the floor withthat nappy little afro you call hair!
Sam: Let's do this thing! Rings bell
Yugi: pulls out a card from his pocket
Kurama: Pulls out rose whip from hair and snaps it causing Yugi to drop his card
Yugi: glares draws another card Kurama does the same thing…this cycle goes on until Yugi only has one card left
Yugi: WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT!
Kurama: 53 cards down and you're now telling me to stop?
Yugi: I thought that weapons weren't allowed!
Sam: He's got a point…
Frodo: snaps fingers Security guards come into the ring and pry his whip away from him.
Yugi: smiles and draws the last card he has which is Korebo
Kurama: oh hell no! How does that not count as a weapon!
Frodo: Cheater! Cheat-er Get him outta here boys!
Sam: Well technically, Korebo is and animal, and it says nothing about animals not being able to fight, the rule book…
Yugi: Well you heard it yourself….I'm not a cheater
Frodo: glaring at Yugi makes and inch with his fingers and whispers You're this close…..
Yugi: Whatever….Now Koreba attack! Korebo jumps to the middle of the stage and makes a crazy animal shriek
Kurama: 0 0 Well I gues I have no choice…. Jumps in the middle of the stage, with arms raised growl
Korebo uses his furry little arms and punches Kuram in the leg, causing him to fall on one knee. Then Korebo punches Kurama in the eye, causing him to fall on the floor.
Kurama: shocked that this little thing is surprisingly that strong picks himself up just to receive a jaw crushing right hook sending him straight to the mat floor again. The crowdstarts booing and throeing garbage into the ringas Kurama drags himself to a corner to try to catch his breath. Korebo his doing a furby style victory dance, and Yugi is filing his nails. After Kurama positioned himself to lean on the turnbuckle, he turned to see Hiei right there.
Kurama: Ah! Hiei! What are you doing here?
Hiei: I came to help you out!
Kurama: Thanks Hiei, but there's no way to beat this thing!
Hiei: Grabs Kurama's face and faces it towards himself Snap out of it Kurama! It's a moss covered fuzz ball! You're being hysterical! Maybe a glass of water would help…
Kurama: Thanks Hiei reaching his hand out in no particular direction
Hiei: throws a bucket of water in Kurama's face Whew, that's much better, you we're sweating like a pig! Helping Kurama stand up Now go out there and show that…thing how we demons fight!
Kurama: standing up but slipping on the water that was all over the ground Hiei, I'm not so sure about this….
Hiei: well I am! mumbles I have money riding on this thing….SO DON'T LOSE! Pushes Kurama into the middle of the ring
Kurama: slips on the water causing him to stumble forward as reached Korebo accidentally knocking the thing across the ring with his knee. Sorry! Korebo gets up and lungs and Kurama, and Kurama sticks his hand out and covers his face as a reflex and smacks the little thing in the face. Korebo falls to the floor knocked out and doesn't seem to be moving…
Everyone: Cheers wildly
Yugi: No! BOBO! Runs over to the Korebo and picks him up gently Bobo….speak to me….please!
Kurama: Now that your outta cards are you finally gonna fight me like a man, or get someone else to fight your battles for you?
Yugi: Kurama, this isn't a game to me anymore….you can insult me, but no one, I mean NO ONE insults my BOBO! Pushes Kurama to the floor and starts pulling at his ear tails, Kurama fight back by pulling Yugi's hair.
Hiei: Come on Kurama! Don't let that fool beat you down! Kick his butt!
Kurama: Hiei you're not helping!
Joey: Come on Yugi Believe! Belieeeeeeve!
Yugi: Joey! Shut up!
Both fighters rolled around pulling, scratching, and bitch slapping each other until they both rolled out of the ring landing on their heads, making them too tired and dizzy to get up. Hiei grabs Kurama by the legs and drags him away from Yugi so that he can talk to him privately, and Joey does the same.The crowd is going crazy all cheering for Kurama to get up.
Frodo: I'm guessing that this is gonna be a close one folks! They don't look like they can take much more of this! My guess is whoever makes it back into the ring first is going to win this thing!
Hiei: leaning over Kurama lightly patting his face Ku-raaaamaa! Oh, Kurama! Hey are you ok?
Kurama: looking up at the huge eyed koorime Wha- is …fit that tiem all ready? Back to the shoo box fur you!... shneaky lil gremlin you…..
Hiei: Looks around wide eyed Ooookay….
Joey: shaking Yugi's shoulders Yugi! Come on man! Get up! Win this for your friends!
Yugi:…….
Joey: Do it for me!
Yugi:……
Joey: Um….er Bobo?
Yugi: grabs Joey's shirt trying to pull him up Yes….Bo-bo….he needs me…I can't fail him…not now! Slowly picks himself up and drags himself back to the ring
Hiei: sees Yugi is about to win Oh Hell no! Looks around desperately biting his nails, then finally whispers something in Kurama's ear
Kurama: Picks himself up….Ok, let's go….
Hiei: No Kurama, you have to get into the ring and then you'll get thee um….moves eyebrows up and down
Kurama: So…if I win….then you'll a... raises eyebrows
Hiei: nods
Kurama: slowly gets to his feet and moves toward the ring
Yugi: I Must Win!...for Bobo!
Kurama: I Must Win!...for raises eyebrows again
The entire crowd is silent as they watch the two fighters are clawing their way to the ring. They both look like their moving in slow-motion which seems to take forever, and are only walking a few feet, which to them, seems like ten miles, and the whole stadium goes quiet as they await to see which fighter finally reaches the ring first, and will soon be crowned, Mr. Universe…..
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