Spongebob RingPants

Chapter 1: The Beginning

Disclaimer:

I do not own Spongebob or Lord of the Rings. I just like them both very very much.

"Ok this is NOT where were supposed to be." Spongebob said looking at an upside-down map of Bikini Bottom. Spongebob, Patrick, Gary the Snail and Squidward had just walked right into Rivendell into the Council of Elrond.

"Excuse me" Lord Elrond said. "Where…or what did you come from?" "Bikini Bottoms" Spongebob replied "Were trying to find the lost treasure of the Flying Dutchman!" "Hey I think I found it" Patrick said, picking up the Ring. "Put that down you foolish Starfish!" Gandalf said knocking Patrick on the head. "Ow. Hey that guys mean" Patrick pointed at Gandalf and stuck out his tongue. Gandalf stuck his tongue back at Patrick.

"Well we certainly are in a predicament." Said Lord Elrond. "You see I cannot simply let you simpletons just leave you have walked in on out meeting and for it you shall have to come with the Fellowship. This is Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Sam, Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Boromir, and I have seen that you have already met Gandalf." "Hold on." Squidward said. "I do NOT want to go on some adventure." "But you wanted to find the treasure of the Flying Dutchman didn't you?" Responded Elrond "Bah…alright I'll go. Geeze I didn't think you middle earth people can get so touchy."

Then it's settled. You shall be the Fellow…wait can't use that… 13 companions hmm… just like Bilbo. Well you can be the fellowship of the Ring with 4 extra guys!

"You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring with 4 extra guys" Lord Elrond said. "Right where are we going?" Patrick asked. "Hey! That's my line." Pippin said snarling at Patrick. This was NOT going to be a fun trip. "I'M READY!"(Guess who said that) ((For all you non-Spongebob watchers-it's Spongebob)). "Oh" The Fellowship and Squidward groaned. Everyone looked at Squidward. "What?" "Off we go!" Patrick pointed into oblivion and they all started to march to Mordor. "Meow." Gary said.

The Fellowship of the Ring and the 4 extra guys depart from Rivendell. We see the Fellowship and the four guys have stopped for lunch

Spongebob, Squidward, Gary, and Patrick are in their own circle. Spongebob is making Krabby Patties. "Hey anyone wants some Krabby Patties?" Spongebob yelled. "Hush little sponge." Gandalf said. "Crebain from Duneland!" That familiar o so hot voice of Legolas said. "Hide" Aragorn shouted.

"What are Crebain? And where is Duneland?" Spongebob said. Running around frantically in circles. "Oh look at the pretty birds." Spongebob and Patrick said together. They both bent over (the way Sponges and Starfishes can) "Oh. Hello little birdies." Spongebob said putting a hand out to the birds. "Idiots." Said Aragorn as he pulled the three of them (Gary crawled) under a rock. Just in time. "Idiots." Gandalf said to himself. "Spies of Saruman. The passage south is being watched. We must take the pass of Caradhras." "Hold the phone mister man." Spongebob said. "What, what is a phone?" Gandalf said. "Hey I'm asking the questions here right now. What are all these funky names? What is going on here?"

Will Spongebob's inquisitiveness lead him to an answer or destruction…

you'll just have to wait until I write chapter 2!