Spongebob RingPants
Chapter 2: The Middle Part "Onto the Mountains!"
Disclaimer:
I do not own Spongebob or Lord of the Rings. I just like them both very very much.
There might have been a disagreement earlier in the story about how Spongebob, Patrick, Gary, and Squidward can all breathe. They all have water helmets on
"What is going on here?" Spongebob asked. "Don't you remember hearing anything Lord Elrond had said?" The o so enchanting voice of Legolas said. "Uh (drool) Patrick said. " Nope, nothing." Squidward moaned. "Why are we here?"
The Fellowship huddled together
"Should we tell the lads?" Gimli asked. "I'm not sure, there not that smart… but who knows they may be of some help in the future." Gandalf spoke wisely. "Maybe they do have some sort of intelligence in them." Boromir said. They all looked over and saw Spongebob and Patrick running around in circles. Gary was 'Meowing' and Squidward was hitting himself on the head with a rock. "Yeah maybe not," The Fellowship all said together.
The Fellowship's huddle ended
"Alright little creatures. We are on a quest to destroy this." Aragorn points to the ring, he tries to pull it off Frodo. Instead he pulls Frodo's shirt off. "Hey!" "Whoops. I mean that (pointing to the ring). Got it?" "Yeah pretty much." The four extra guys said. "Good! Onto the mountains!" Gandalf said.
Pass of Caradhras
snow is falling like crazy, The Fellowship and for extra guys are huddled together and in about 35 seconds a big glob of snow is about to fall on top of them
….. big glob of snow falls on top of them
"Oh my pancreas!" "Oh! My spleen!" and so on and so forth went the Fellowship and for extra guys until they heard Saroman and another familiar voice scream 'SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL, or seriously injure, YOU! These were the voices of The Evil Saroman and the even more evil PLANKTON impending music DUN DUN DUN was chanting the evil chant for the mountain to come down. "Oh no! That's Saroman. Oh no that's Plankton!" Spongebob and Gandalf said together. "who is Plankton" said Legolas; he was very surprised because as you know Legolas is always the all knowing one. "Plankton is the evil creature of Bikini Bottom. He really wants a crabby patty…long story… any way he probably wants the ring to try and get one." "Ohhhh" the Fellowship said. Well we can't pass through the mountains…
onto the mines!