By Ninjai masta
The chibi-fied Z-gang are going kindergarten! If you like funny, sweet + cute, and chibis, then don't skip over this! Please R&R.
A/N: I own NOTHING people! So you know BEST not to sue me.
Chapter 1- Miss Mackey D
It was the first day of kindergarten for the Z gang. The school bell rang and the chibi's filed into the classroom. They all sat in their designated seats, Goku and Chi-Chi, Piccolo and Tien, Vegeta and Bulma, Yamcha and Krillin, 18 and 17, Cell and Frieza, and Dodoria and Zarbon. Their teacher, Ms. McDonald entered the class. ''Good morning everyone.'' She sat down at her desk at the front and clapped her hands together happily. ''My name is Ms. McDonald.'' She told the class.
''Uh? McDonalds, where? Where, where, WHERE? I want McDonalds, I want McDonalds. I WANT MCDONALDS!'' Goku shouted frantically.
''Ok calm down Goku, there is no McDonalds anywhere, except for me of course, but anyways.'' She continued. Goku's head dropped onto the table and he banged it a few times and fell asleep. Ms. McDonald ignored his snoring.
''Now class. I'm going to hand a paper to each of you, and I want you to write a little bit about yourselves, and then you're going to read it out to the class.'' She began to hand out papers to everyone. ''You have 10 minutes.'' Everyone started to write. When Chi-Chi finished hers, she looked at Goku who was still sleeping. She poked him with her pencil. He groaned quietly. She started giggling. She poked at his face. ''Hewo? Is anybody in there?'' She peered at him. He groaned louder and shuffled around. She started giggling even more. The ten minutes were up. ''Ok, Bulma, you can go first.''
Bulma ran up to the front of the class smiling. ''My name is Bulma Bwiefs and my dad is the smartest man in the world. He is the owner of Capsule Corpowation because he invented them. We are the wichest family in the world. My mommy says that I'm vewy smart and that I'm gifted and tawented. I made my own pocket computer, see.'' She held it up for the class to see. ''Wow, that's very nice Bulma.'' Bulma smiled proudly and sat down. ''Now Chi-Chi, your turn.''
''Yay!'' Chi-Chi got up and went to the front. ''My name is Chi-Chi Mau and my daddy is the Ox king and when I gwow up I'm gonna mawy Goku and our son is gonna be sooooo smart, and cute too, just wike his daddy.'' The class laughed.
''Thank you Chi-Chi.'' Chi-Chi giggled, her face bright red, and ran back next to Goku who was still asleep.
''Ok, Krillin.'' The small bald kid walked to the front of the class. ''I'm Kwiwin and the weason I'm bald is because I'm a monk and my pawents are monks and the reason I don't have a nose is because,'' Ms. McDonald cut him off. (Muhahaha! I bet that you were all getting excited! I'm so evil! Heehee!)
''Ok, we don't need to go into details Krillin. Please take a seat.'' He shrugged and sat down.
''Yamcha.'' The black haired boy went up to the front of the class. ''I'm Yamcha. Chickens dig me.'' Everyone started laughing hysterically.
''You mean Chicks, dear, not Chickens.'' The teacher giggled. ''Good, now go sit down.'' Yamcha pouted and sat down in embarrassment.
''Ha ha! Chicken boy! Bak, Bak bak bak bak!'' Vegeta shouted holding his stomach laughing.
''Now, Vegeta, I mean prince Vegeta, that's enough, and it's your turn.'' Ms. McDonald said. Vegeta stood up, still laughing and stood in front of the class. ''I'm Pwince Vegeta, pwince of all saiyans. My father is king Vegeta. King of all saiyans. My life-long ambition is to become the legendawy super saiyan and to beat Kakawot. And by Kakawot I mean Goku.'' Vegeta said. He sat down.
''Errm, ok then.'' Ms. McDonald said. She shook her head.
''Ok, Piccolo.'' The Namekian stood in front of the class. ''My name is Piccolo and I'm fwom the planet Namek. So I'm an alien. And my favewit hobby is meditating.''
''Thank you Piccolo.'' The green creature sat back down next to Tien.
''Ok, it's your turn Tien.'' The boy with the three eyes went up to the front of the class carrying his bit of paper. ''I'm Tien. Don't be afwaid of my extwa eye, its weally no biggie. And I like to meditate with Piccolo.''
''That was very nice Tien.''
''Your turn 17.''
''I'm 17 and Dr. Gero cweated me. I'm an andwoid. My twin sister is 18.''
''Ok, 18.''
''I'm 18 and my cweator is also Dr. Gero. I'm an andwoid too. My twin bwuder is 17.''
''Ok, Cell.''
''My name is cell. You are all looking at me in my weakest form. When I absworb andwoids 17 and 18, I will twansform and become complete. My cweator is Dr. Gero and I'm an andwoid. When I am complete I will wule the classwoom and take over. I will be the stwongest in the classroom. Hahahahaha!'' Cell laughed evilly. Vegeta snickered at him. ''You, the stwongest? Please!'' Vegeta called out. Cell ignored this and smirked at 17 and 18 who were trembling.
''Ummm, okay. Could you come up Frieza.''
The white and purple creature walked to the front of the class. ''My name is Fwieza. My father is King Cold, and my big bwuder Cooler is 18 and will be gwaduwating this year. My purpose in life is to destwoy monkey boy over there Goku.'' He pointed at Goku who was still snoring and dribbling all over Chi-Chi.
''Thank you Frieza for sharing that with us.'' She smiled weakly. 'Boy, these kids have issues.' She thought.
She snapped out of her daze. ''Dodoria.'' The fat pink kid got up and waddled to the front of the class. ''I'm Dodorwia and the only weason I'm here is to serve my master Lord Fwieza.'' He bowed towards the feminine white and purple monster.
''And I guess that that is the same for you huh?'' Ms. McDonald asked Zarbon. The green haired boy nodded. ''And I think that we'll skip Goku.'' She said glancing at him, he was still asleep and Chi-Chi kept was giggling as usual.
Ms. McDonald glanced at the clock. ''Oh, it's time for milk and cookies.''
''Wha? Milk and cookies? Gimme!'' Goku suddenly woke up upon hearing this.
Ms. McDonald went around and handed out milk and cookies to everyone. Goku gobbled his cookies up and gulped down his milk in half a second. ''Mmmmm, yummy for my tummy. But I'm still hungwy.'' He looked at Chi-Chi and stared at her cookies. He started to drool like a dog. Chi-Chi looked at him and giggled and started blushing. ''Goku, I'll give you my cookies and miwk if you pway famiwies with me and Buwma wayter(just in case you don't know how chibi's speak, that means later) on. Pweeaasse? Pwetty pwease with sugar and ice-cweam and stwabewies on top!'' She pleaded.
''Mmmmmm, ice-cweam and stwabewies.'' He snapped out of his daze. ''Sure!'' He snatched her food and stuffed it down his throat. Over on the other table Vegeta gave Goku a disgusted look. ''Urgh, what a cwown.''
Bulma was busy playing with her pocket computer. She shut it down and put it in her pocket. ''Vegeta, can you pway famiwies with me and Chi-Chi and Goku, too?'' She asked.
''No! I'm not going to pway a dumb girw (girl) game with you sissies.'' He answered crossing his arms.
''Pweeaassee?'' She asked in a sweet voice fluttering her eyelashes and putting a puppy dog look on her face.
''Oh fine then.'' He crossed his arms over his chest.
''Yay!'' She hugged him.
''Urgh! Get off me girw!'' He struggled free. Bulma just giggled.
Tien and Piccolo were meditating as usual at their table. On Yamcha and Krillin's table, Krillin had his head on the table because he was so bored of Yamcha chattering about Bulma. ''Oooooooohh, that stupid monkey. He's twying to steaw (steal) my girl! He'w get what's coming to him.'' Yamcha was green with jealousy.
''Yamcha, she is not yours, for the miwionf (millionth) time.'' Krillin said yawning. Yamcha frowned. ''Not yet, but she soon will be.'' He smirked looking at Bulma who was hugging Vegeta.
On the other side of the room, Cell, who was sitting behind 17 and 18, was trying to convince them that they were the all the perfect being. ''Come on, just awow (allow) me to absworb you, wike our cweator Dr. Gero intendededed.'' He fumbled.
''No way!'' The two androids shouted at him in unison. They stuck their tongues out at him. Meanwhile, Frieza, Zarbon and Dodoria were whispering to each other. They were planning to take over the classroom and take control. ''I think that we should get wid of Ms. McDonald first, then take it over from there.'' Frieza whispered.
''Excewent idea Master Fwieza.'' Dodoria and Zarbon both nodded.
Ok ok, I know it was a crappy first chappy. (Heehee! It rhymes!) I'll put up the next chapter as soon as I get 10 reviews. Trust me, this fic is already complete, but I want reviews! (And btw the next chapter is good) So unless you don't want an update for this, REVIEW! I'd love to hear from you. Thanks a lot people! xxx
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