By Ninjai
A/N: I own NOTHING people! So you know BEST not to sue me.
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Chapter 5- Art time
Ms. McDonald was on the verge of going insane. ''Ok class,'' She forced a smile on her face. ''I'm going to give you each an A3 piece of paper then some paint, and you can paint whatever you want. ''What's A-fwee (A3)?'' Goku asked dumbfounded. ''Its paper.'' Chi-Chi said giggling (God, is that the only thing that she's gonna do in this fic). Goku just shrugged and held his stomach. ''I'm starving.'' He moaned. 'God, he must think with his stomach, but he sure is cute!'' She thought. She giggled yet again. Goku looked up at her. 'Why does she always do that? Girls sure are strange. Her face keeps on going red too. Oh well. I'm hungry.' He gripped his stomach. ''Miss, when's lunch?'' Goku asked.
''Soon, Goku.'' She sighed. She had finished handing out paper and paint to everyone. ''Ok class, get started.'' She went back to her desk and buried her nose in her book. Frieza painted himself on top of a mountain of kids, and was standing directly on top of Goku. Frieza smirked proudly at his painting. Zarbon and Dodoria were both painting themselves fanning Frieza. Cell was painting a picture of him in his perfect form. 18 did a wobbly painting of her and her twin 17. Tien and Piccolo were both painting a picture of themselves meditating (so boring aren't they?). Chi-Chi drew a picture of herself with Goku standing in front of a cottage in the country. Goku was painting all the food he knew, which was a lot! When he finished it, he started drooling all over it and made all of the colours run. Vegeta was painting a picture of himself, in the picture he had bright blonde spiky hair, blue eyes, blonde eyebrows, bigger muscles, and had a gold aura surrounding him. Bulma peered at it. ''You haven't got blonde hair, or blue eyes, and why are you glowing?'' She asked.
''That's because I'm a super saiyan siwy (silly) girl.''
''Oh. Ok.'' Bulma started painting a big orange ball with a red star in the middle.
''What's that?'' Vegeta pointed at her paper.
''I found it in my basement.'' She replied. She stared at it for a couple of seconds. ''Its pwobabwy(probably) nothing.'' She shrugged it off. (Ha! A dragonball, nothing?) Vegeta shrugged too and smirked proudly at his painting satisfied with his work. Bulma was still painting her orange sphere. Vegeta stared at her. Then he smirked. He flicked some red paint at her. It hit her on her cheek. She stopped painting immediately. She looked up at him and glared. He chuckled at her. She picked up the pot of blue paint and poured it all over his hair. ''Hahaha! Take that, pwincey boy! Now your hair matches mine!'' (Writing w's instead of r's just to make them sound cute is getting on my nerves now, so I'm gonna stop now, k? ) Vegeta got so angry that he picked up the red paint pot and chucked it at her hard. It hurtled towards her. ''Eeeep!'' She squeaked and ducked quickly. It missed Bulma and the red paint hit Chi-Chi and she was soaked red. ''Aaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh!'' Goku screamed. ''You're covered in blood! Nooooooooooooo!'' Goku started weeping uncontrollably. ''I knew you well, crazy giggling girl.''
Chi-Chi frowned at him. ''Goku, it's only paint. I'm not bleeding! Gosh, sometimes you're soo thick!'' She told him. 'But still sooooooooo cute!' She thought and giggled. Goku suddenly put his head up and stopped. ''Oh. Ok then.'' He glanced at his painting of food again and started drooling again. Chi-Chi sighed. Vegeta and Bulma both burst out laughing. She just remembered that she was soaked with red paint. She glared at Vegeta and threw a pot of dirty paint water at him. He dodged out of the way and it splattered Bulma's pink summer dress. ''Oooooooooooh, you!'' Bulma threw a wet paintbrush at Chi-Chi and it missed and bounced off Goku's head. Bulma clamped her hands over her mouth. Goku stopped drooling at that instant and looked up abruptly. Vegeta laughed at him and shouted ''Paint war!'' He pushed his and Bulma's table over and grabbed her hand and pulled her behind it. They ducked for cover. Chi-Chi knocked her and Goku's table to the floor and grabbed Goku by the arm and pulled him behind their table. Vegeta took hold of a handful of paintbrushes and flung them over his shoulder all across the classroom. He and Bulma both chuckled with each other evilly. Meanwhile, on the other side of the classroom… Piccolo and Tien stopped meditating and dived under their table and put their hands over their heads, eyes shut tightly. 18 hid behind her desk and started throwing paint at Cell. ''Argh!'' He spat out paint and was trying to wipe away paint from his eyes. ''I'm blind! I'm blind!'' He cried. ''My almost perfect eyes have been blinded!'' 18 just flung more paints and paintbrushes at him. One of Vegeta's paintbrushes was hurtling for Frieza. ''Nooooooooooooooooooo!'' Both Zarbon and Dodoria screamed. They both ran to Frieza as fast as they could, Dodoria stopped, panting, and put his arms on a desk for support. switches to slow motion ''Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'' Zarbon shouted. He dived for Frieza to try and save him from the dreaded paintbrush. The paintbrush hit Zarbon in the gut and Zarbon fell to the floor, holding his stomach. switches back to normal ''I've… been… hit… Frieza… stay…strong…master…'' His head flopped onto the ground, his eyes closed, and his tongue rolled out of his mouth. Dodoria fell on the floor. He was so out of breath from all that running earlier and looked as if he was having a stroke. Frieza peered at both his henchmen and raised an eyebrow. He sighed at their patheticness and he shook his head and he threw an empty paint pot at Goku. It hit his head but Goku didn't feel it. Over on Krillin and Yamcha's table, Krillin tried to seek shelter with Piccolo and Tien and he crawled under their table with them and put his hands on his bald shiny head and shut his eyes. Yamcha on the other hand, was planning to take revenge on Vegeta. He glared at Bulma and Vegeta both laughing with eachother behind their table. Yamcha was so jealous that he stormed over to them and grabbed Bulma's hand. ''Hey! What are you doing Yamcha! Let go of me!'' She struggled in his grasp.
''Bulma you're on my team.'' Yamcha said.
''No she's not! She's with me!'' Vegeta shouted.
''I don't think so, pal!''
''Oh yeah?'' Vegeta was getting angry.
''Stop!'' Bulma screeched. Yamcha let go of her arm and the two boys turned to her. ''I choooooooose, uuummmm, errmmm, none of you! SUCKERS!'' She picked up a bottle of paint, one in each hand, and squirted them both with it. She squeezed until they were both thoroughly drenched with paint. ''That's for flicking that paint at my face before, Vegeta, and for starting all this!'' She laughed. She turned to Yamcha ''and that was for grabbing me and trying to split up me and Vegeta when we were winning.'' The two paint-soaked chibi's glared at Bulma and both picked up a pot of paint each. They both smirked evilly. ''Uh, oh.'' She whispered. ''No, it was only a joke, no, aarrrrgggghhhhh!'' She screamed, running away from the two fuming boys. Ms McDonald was on the verge of going completely insane. ''STOP THAT EVERYONE RIGHT THIS MINUTE!'' She roared. Everyone had stopped dead in their tracks. Dodoria and Zarbon were still on the floor; Krillin, Piccolo and Tien were still under the table, and an unsuspecting 18 stopped and turned her back to Cell. He wiped the paint from his eyes and caught sight of her. He leapt forward and absorbed her. Her muffled screams could be heard as Cell laughed maniacally. He was transforming again. He was finally in his perfect form. The teacher just shut her eyes, massaging her temples. She was so stressed. 'How could a sweet kindergarten class of 4-year olds be this much trouble? They are devils! Evil creatures!' She thought. 'Stay calm. Calm. Think CALM thoughts dammit!' Her eyes popped open as her thoughts were interrupted. ''Miss, ummmmm, Burger king?'' Goku asked.
''Its Mc Donald, Goku, not Burger king.'' She sighed.
''Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Mc Donald's, Burger king…mmmmmmmm.'' Goku started drooling at the thought. ''Goku snap out of it.'' Chi-Chi snapped her fingers at him. ''Urgh, wha?'' He snapped out of his daze. Chi-Chi giggled as usual and her face went bright red. ''Oh, you. You're so silly!'' She giggled, slapping him. Goku just raised an eyebrow at her and then he remembered, ''Miss…whatever your name is… so when's,'' Ms. McDonald cut him off, knowing what he was going to say.
Duh! It's so obvious what he's gonna say. So anyways, I just wanna say a great big thank you to all of my beloved reviewers. Took a bit long this time tho this time, I want 25 reviews before I put up the next chappy. The faster you review the faster you read the next chapter. I think that you'll love it. So clicky clicky! I order you all to press that 'go' button now! Bye! xxxooo