Yeah, ok. So not all of them are actually strict limericks, if you say them in the right way you'll get the picture. All of these were written on the spur of the moment when me and my twin were having a weird phase. None are meant to be serious, so don't take it personally. More may come soon, but we'll have to see :)

There once was a boy called Pan,
Who didn't want to be a man.
He lives in your dreams,
Has a fairy who preens,
Of him I'm a screaming fan.

There once was a girl called Wendy,
Who loved being cool and trendy.
Unfortunately for her,
The people of Mer,
Took advantage of her being bendy.

There once was a fairy called Tink,
Who sat down and had a good think.
She loved being a fairy,
It was carefree and airy,
She could have anything but the kitchen sink.

There once was a pirate called Hook,
Who wasn't a very good cook.
He burned all the beans,
nd split all his seams,
I wish he'd have read the cookbook.

There once was a pirate called Smee,
Who was stupid and very carefree.
Couldn't say 'boo' to a fly,
And no one knows why,
He took to be a pirate at sea.

There once was a boy called Michael,
Who tried to ride a bicycle.
He fell off the edge,
And into the hedge,
So stuck with just a tricycle.

There once was a boy called John,
Who was a proper Englishmon.
He was a know-it-all swot,
And we hate him a lot,
And we wish he would just begone.

There once were some boys who were lost,
By Peter Pan they were bossed.
When he was away,
They all wandered astray,
And Neverland was covered in frost.

There once was a large crocodile,
Whose attitude was rather vile.
When he tasted Hook's hand,
He chased him o'er the land,
And poor Hook was scared all the while.
(For Godsgirl16)