Sesshomaru had been acting...girly, lately. It disturbed Inuyasha quite a lot. You would think that after fifty years, his brother would realize that some people just didn't swing that way. It had been so humiliating when Sesshomaru showed up at the annual dog-demons ball wearing a yellow frilly dress. He had attempted to hide behind Kagome, but Sesshomaru saw him first. The half-demon shivered. The memory of Sesshomaru running towards him, screaming was still fresh in his mind.
There was a sudden banging noise, and Sesshomaru appeared in a flash of smoke, today wearing a hot pink kimono, with bows in his hair.
The dog lord gushed. I finally got that sex change!
Okay, so that was a bit over the word limit, but I still think it was damned funny.