Naraku stared into the depths of the mirror. "Kanna, show me him again."
Kanna nodded silently, and the mirror changed to reflect the object of Naraku's desire.
She never questioned her master's will, merely obeyed.
Naraku's infamous smirk widened as he observed the going's on. He had picked the perfect time to peep, it seemed. For, alliteration aside, Naraku's love was bathing. "Ahhh, his perfection is ideal." Naraku sighed chauvaunistcally, never mind that this was a difficult feat, Naraku could manage it.
Kagura raised an eyebrow as she entered the room. "Spying on your crush again, Naraku?"
"What can I say? Jaken is damned hot!

A/N: That was almost as scarring as Miroku/Inuyasha (shivers). Nightmares coming...