Sesshomaru was losing to Inuyasha, and badly. It was probably the fault of that monk. The monk was very distracting to Sesshomaru. True, the dog lord had never noticed him before, but the monk had never been doing a strip-tease before. Sesshomaru was quite suprised that the girls weren't distracted too. It made sense that his brother wasn't, as his back was to the monk, but really! Then again, he supposed that the priestess's reincarnation was distracted by his brother (no idea why, he was still wearing clothes, wasn't he?). The demon slayer was lying on the floor, though. Maybe a faint? Just then Inuyasha stabbed him in the shoulder.
"I surrender, hanyou! The monk is too hot!"
A/N: Quite a bit over 100-words, but it's my favorite yet (just cause it proves how insane these pairings really are).
Next time: Inuyasha/Kouga!